Rose Matafeo
@Rose_Matafeo
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writer for the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour (1967-69)
London // Auckland
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Melbourne, come on now. Early days of a new show. Tickets here:
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it’s great to relax in front of the big screen after spending the day looking at the medium sized screen before I retire to bed to look at the small screen until I fall asleep
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have noticed an interesting trend of people being younger than me -- can't say I'm a fan!
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Christmas Day is a great time to solidify your reputation as “aunty who disappears throughout the day so she can sit in a bedroom alone”
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what is the best film that you never want to see again? or at least for a very long time?
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👼💫💖 14 year old Rose is screaming 💫💖👼
Ok, make way... here she comes to slay. Fresh & fab. Massive girlie/comedy crush.
@Rose_Matafeo
@bbcthree
#starstruck
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me in London watching NZ freak out about a three day lockdown
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sponsor a local male comedian today
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Happy ‘Florence Pugh is cooking on instagram stories again’ to all those who celebrate
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holy crap, that’s my prime minister hahahahaha
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I smile like I’m holding in a mouthful of blood
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I am routinely impressed with Kermit's ability to run that show amidst such a chaotic work environment
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I am completely overwhelmed to win this award. Far out. Awesome actually.
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thank you for your truly lovely words about Starstruck so far. I’m sorry if I haven’t replied, but we started shooting something else this week
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an honour and a privilege to traumatise the next generation
HUGE news time.
@Rose_Matafeo
and
@mrmikewozniak
will be your Taskmaster and Assistant for JUNIOR TASKMASTER. Coming soon to Channel 4.
#JuniorTaskmaster
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Valentine’s Day is a great day to discover that a lot of very average men have incredibly hot girlfriends
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there are only two options:
1. I reply to your email within 5 minutes
2. I reply to your email in a face to face conversation 3-5 years later
these terms are non-negotiable
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went to get my film developed and found there were three pics left so I asked the man at Snappy Snaps to take some pics
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💫all episodes of my
@bbcthree
show Starstruck are now out in the UK on iPlayer. I hope it makes you happy for a short while. 💫
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may I be the first person to tell you that Starstruck series 2 is now streaming on
@hbomax
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can’t wait for the self-effacing joke in the Golden Globes opening monologue about Michaela Coel not being nominated that the crowd will sheepishly laugh at and then breathe a sigh of relief that it has been nicely swept under the rug for another year of milky domination
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male comedians realising that stand up comedy is sexist and a horrible environment for women after *checks notes*...50 years? love that for u guys
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my morning routine:
- wake up at 6am
- lie in bed and think about every mistake I’ve ever made for 30 mins
- go through old texts from old relationships for 45-60 mins
- açai bowl
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fuck fascism
fuck white supremacy
fuck racism in nz which mostly certainly exists
fuck insidious xenophobic discourse
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a lot of people ask me about my curly hair routine so thought I’d finally share 💫💫💫
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no *you* spent a week making a model of miss lonelyhearts apartment from rear window 😔😔😔
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my going out look is ghostbusters sigourney weaver cosplay
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which one of these miserable bastards walking around east london will I date next
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this association is going to do big things for Taika’s career
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for my 28th birthday i went to KFC, decided I didn’t eat enough KFC, walked directly to a second KFC for more KFC
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I saw a rat on the street and I know it’s not his fault and I don’t want to put this on him but it ruined my week
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i like to think what’s happened here is that Janet hated our episode of Pointless so much it compelled her mid episode to sell their television
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this film will be out in October in New Zealand (sp?) and after that I will be releasing it independently on VHS to the rest of the world
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ok wtf turns out I have been cast in Knives Out 2 but literally just saw the email!!! going to be hella late 2 set hope they don’t mind 😈😈 am playing nosy neighbour Rita Rupsuckle - filling in for Paula Abdul who had to drop out (gout) SO EXCITED!!!!
#acting
#LA
#BenoitBlanc
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well well well, if it isn't a trailer for starstruck series 3
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one of the questions in the big fat quiz of the year 2020 is if they think women are funny lmao
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also shout out to all the female comedians who survived the Christopher Hitchens ‘can WOmeN eVEn dO cOmeDy’ era of discussion and RIP to the funny women who never tried stand up bc they watched their heroes be asked in every single interview ‘can u even do your job???’
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all of Starstruck series 3 is now available on TVNZ and in Australia on ABC iview. Photo unrelated
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just once I would like to see a man tweet about how truly disappointed he is in his wife after the birth of their child
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ha ha remember the time that I was sat two seats away from Armie Hammer at the Jojo Rabbit premiere tonight and then
@MrNishKumar
offered our seats to Armie’s friends so they could all sit together ha ha anyway Nish has sadly passed away RIP Nish fucking Kumar, dead 2 me
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Err, did they mention why Rose Matafeo was playing with Franz Ferdinand on This Morning?
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Happy 50th anniversary to the Polynesian Panthers — proud to be a Matafeo
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very cool
Taika Waititi Exec Producing ‘Baby, Done’; Comedy Stars Rose Matafeo, Matthew Lewis
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that sacred and arbitrary line on your leg where you will let the hair grow above it, but not below
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Jon Favreau & Dave Filoni please put me in one of your Mandalorian spin offs — I have a bad back and can’t do accents but will do partial nudity and can work weekends
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I will be dead before I see a Christopher Nolan film that confidently passes the Bechdel test
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no one asked me to do this, so here it is! 9 blurry photos of every one of my Taskmaster outfits!
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I need to get better at these announcement quotes
"A third? Sure. Fine." Rose Matafeo confirms Starstruck Series 3, as it's revealed the first two series have now clocked up over 8 million streams on iPlayer.
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if you start watching Starstruck episode 1 at 11:54pm tonight, you’ll bring in the new year with Jessie being romantically rejected during a NYE countdown 🙃🙂
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just walked into a coffeeshop here in london england and everybody behind the counter, not really knowing me but knowing i was from new zealand, erupted in spontaneous shouts of anger, yelling “you should not be here it is 1:24am we are calling the police”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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hello I'm co-hosting Pointless for two weeks 5:15pm BBC One dreams can come true
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so, you’re telling me that life mainly consists of wearing clothes, washing the clothes and wearing them and washing them over and over again until I die? and we’re all just, cool with that
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our prime minister came to see my comedy show about being a horny little b tonight and I’m thrilled 🙃🙃🙃
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i love and adore men (for kissing, conversations etc.) but in my 10+ years of doing stand up an undeniable truth is how much more enjoyable it is to perform to a crowd largely made up of women
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Watched the Taskmaster final with my good friend
@EdGambleComedy
and brought over a tower of too short brownie bricks and he didn’t rub it in at all
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I will be on graham norton tonight 10:35pm
@BBCOne
this is truthfully 1 of 2 photos I got of the whole experience
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I love to drink coffee and then have high self esteem for 45 minutes
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woah the masseuse was *not* down with me putting on my own music for the massage (Wii menu music 10 hr loop)
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I am fashionably late to the party to say that Taskmaster NZ is absolutely incredible
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but: I will be on Pointless tonight at 5:30pm on
@BBCOne
with my cousin
@phlaimeaux
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"here she is dancing the American Smooth to Babooshka by Kate Bush weirdly by herself at her own request...it's Rose Matafeo" - Tess Daly having to introduce me on Strictly in 2025
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the greatest trick
God every played on a girl
was to make her shy
AND horny
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I have worked all my life to one day be described in a Vanity Fair review as “tall”
Starstruck, the new series with a refreshing riff on Notting Hill, is both the romcom we asked for and the one we deserve.
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Synecdoche, New York for me - utterly devastating and unfortunately, completely up my alley
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if you touch my hair without asking I will charge you $500 on the spot
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