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Author of the LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS series. #1 Best smelling author. Queer AuDHD chaos goblin. They/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Rep: @inthesestones .

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Rory Michaelson
9 days
I come bearing Halloween treats! 🎃 The Little Book of Lesser Known Monsters AUDIOBOOK is now available, narrated by @joellesliefro ! These shorts link to the main series but have no spoilers. They’re a little darker than the trilogy but still full of 🏳️‍🌈 👹 goodness!
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@RoryMichaelson
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4 years
A straight person finding a queer authors horror novel plot outline.
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4 years
Do you ever read your own writing back and think like...wait, I wrote this?
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@RoryMichaelson
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2 years
Sometimes to get myself in the mood for writing spooky things I have to act all spooky and type spooky whilst pulling a spooky face 👹
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1 year
I have just been punched in and around my feelings.
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2 years
Fact: There are many very successful and high-quality self-pub books that deserve recognition. If you’re openly specifying ‘no self-pub’ for rec-lists you need to consider what this means in terms of actively seeking to silence marginalised voices with poor access to trad-pub.
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11 months
Everyone out here debating ‘show vs tell’ but my eternal struggle is ‘trust the reader to figure it out vs bonk them over the head with it’… What’s yours?
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I feel like something people don’t talk about enough is the impact of an authors neurodivergence on their ‘voice’
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4 years
What some readers call fast paced, others call rushed. Relatable characters? Annoying. Action packed? Messy & confusing. Beautiful world building? Boring. You can’t please everyone. Write the book you want to write. Write it to the best of your ability. Then set it free.
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3 years
How do we all feel about this being my author portrait in the back of a book?
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1 year
Y’all. I can’t deal. I always dreamed someone would make art inspired by my books, but the skill and care that has gone into this…I will never recover. Look at all the sneaky little monsters and characters hiding places. The detail. I’m blown away 😭 Shareshareshare 💚💚💚
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Jamie
1 year
'Lesser Known Monsters' is a fantastic book series by @RoryMichaelson and i loved it so much that I put together this artwork of the main characters. Biggest piece in a while, and a massive challenge. It's gay as heck and full of critters, have a look! #art #bookcover #queerlit
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@RoryMichaelson
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4 years
Anyone else making the conscious decision to just act even more like lockdown is in full force until at least 2021? This reopening of everything and pretending everything is okay makes me feel like going out the door is just infintely more dangerous...
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2 years
The way this tiktok just personally attacked me.
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2 years
It makes me sad to see still people give the writing advice ‘write every day’. Many people can’t. Because health, childcare, or working two jobs. Sometimes we just don’t have the spoons. The last thing any of us needs is more imposter syndrome. Write when it’s right for you.
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6 years
@mynasaurus The sad thing is- at this point you could probably just stop at “WHITE PEOPLE.” and we would just be like...
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4 years
Anyone else find it practically impossible to write with their significant other around? Mine is always banging cupboard doors, tutting about something, dancing around, or looking for things and it completely breaks my concentration.
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2 years
I got my first orange banner 😭😭😭 Thank you everyone. It’s been more than two years since I released this book, and I’ve grown a lot as both a person and writer since then, but I’m still very proud of my first born. Alright, I’m going to go cry now.
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4 years
Am I the only person who gets their pocketses caught on various handles as they walk around several times a day?
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1 year
@TheAdamSass It was a…raw…moment.
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2 years
The other day I described myself to a straight person as queer and they said: “oh don’t say that word, I don’t like that.” I wish I could have seen my own face.
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4 years
I told my boyfriend I want to get a cat and call him Cornelius Von Boopsnoot, and have him wear tiny bow ties. He’s ‘thinking about it’.
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5 years
I’ve bought a cardigan and I’m wearing it. This is the first time in my life. I’m 34. Is this...it?
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4 years
EVERYBODY STOP. I just wrote Chapter 1 of my second book. Okay. Carry on.
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1 year
RED ALERT EVERYONE I JUST OUTLINED A NOVEL WHERE THE MONSTER IS ACTUALLY THE BADDIE AND NO ONE BANGS IT
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1 year
Does it not bother anyone else that ‘lichen’ and ‘lycan’ sound like exactly the same word but mean very different things?
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6 years
@jacobmaxwells I love a paragraph per point instead. I find it keeps people’s interest. It also satisfies me that it’s like I am speaking very slowly, to make sure they understand. That is how I broke my own addiction to “!” and got a new habit instead...
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4 years
Sooo my book coming out isn’t the only thing that’s happening...
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1 year
I got some new followers after Jamie shared his amazing artwork of my books. Prepare for monster-boyfriends and moments of self-actualisation scattered with puns. I’m also on the ⏰ app! Also sorry but sometimes I take my top off to try boost sales (it doesn’t work).
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I will never be silent against racism, transphobia, or discrimination. I will never be silent for the sake of selling my book. I will never be silent for the sake of having followers. The world needs to get better, and silence isn't the answer.
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@RoryMichaelson
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1 year
@ellaisrlyonline @Divinadecampo Next up: are anti-depressants too easy to get? Our journalist researches the symptoms of depression and visits a GP, fraudulently reporting all the symptoms of depression and elaborately ensuring a diagnosis is likely. Disturbingly, the GP prescribed them anti-depressants…
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Rory Michaelson
3 years
STOP IT!
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4 years
Thinking about what my author ‘brand’ is. So far all I’ve got is: CHAOTIC QUEER BRITISH WHIMSY. Do I need more?
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1 year
Plz can everyone buy and review my books so I can just leave my horrible day job and just become a slutty swamp witch that writes books and does yoga?
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4 years
I’m 35 today. Think I was 7 in this picture. It‘s sad thinking how alone this kid is going to feel. How confused and hopeless so many years of his life will be. But for the last few years I’ve just gotten happier and happier. I’m proud to be me, and glad this kid figured it out.
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Y’all. I came across something on Tiktok & had a lovely convo off the back of it, but I wanna share in case it helps. Grouping non-binary creators on what gender you suspect they were assigned at birth is uncomfortable. Non-binary is non-binary. Plz don’t guess our parts.
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What cancelled TV show would you bring back that isn't Firefly? Penny Dreadful. Let me write it.
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Jayme Bean (they/she)
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What cancelled TV show would you bring back that isn't Firefly? The Exorcist
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4 years
Normalise writing Christmas themed fanfic of your own book.
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2 years
Honestly the way the queer community is being treated lately is making it very hard not to write queer vengeance stories…just saying.
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5 years
Y’all seemed very excited about my new cardigan - so to celebrate getting 1,000 beautiful followers here’s me and my wonky ass jaw looking funny in a hallway. WEARING THE CARDIGAN.
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4 years
I heard NSFW thirst traps might be effective in selling books? So here goes, you’ve had fair warning... . . . . . . . . . . I believe this is called a BOOKKAKE. Now you will buy, yes?
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2 years
Not an author on here whose book titles literally contain slurs trying to shame people for not doing follow for follow 🫣 I subtweet cos I’m not good at Twitter beef, but some of y’all are following him…so check my mentions? This kind of thing is exactly why I don’t do f4f 😔
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Rory Michaelson
4 years
Apologies to everyone if I’m not super responsive or posting loads at the moment. My anxiety is pretty high, I’m limiting my social media time and mostly liking and retweeting. I hope everyone keeps looking after themselves and each other, and supporting eachother.
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@RoryMichaelson
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1 year
Saw a post suggesting if querying is hard for you maybe just give up on publishing. Querying IS hard. Harder if you have mental health issues or disabilities that make it so. Prioritise your well-being, but get support and chase your dreams. Your voice & story are valuable. 💚
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@RoryMichaelson
Rory Michaelson
4 years
Reasons to follow me; * I’m writing super queer books. * The books have sexy monsters. * I write fantasy/adventure. * Halloween release 🤞🏻 * I won’t let the dog die. * Puns. * I’m real cute sometimes. Check my website for free short stories,
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3 years
It just me being #7 in LGBTQ+ Fantasy Fiction new releases. Hi.
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7 months
Happy trans day of visibility and Easter! 🐰🏳️‍⚧️ from a non binary bunny
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3 years
I can’t take this. I’m going to bed y’all 😵😭
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1 year
LOOK AT OSMITRI 😭😭😭😭 I don’t feel like anything I ever do to try and talk up or sell my books would be a fraction as effective as the love, skill, and care that went into this.
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1 year
Jamie is an incredible artist and I’ll never not be blown away on the daily that he did such beautiful pictures of my babies 🥹🥹🥹
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It’s in the way we structure sentences. The way our stories flow. Our structure and twists and what we choose to emphasise when. It might prove to be a huge asset in how it captures people but it also might be an obstacle for others to ‘tune into’ the rhythm of our prose.
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2 years
Y’all…I ordered a cute but weird hat on Amazon then when it arrived I thought: “Oh no, on real life this ain’t gonna look cute on me like I imagined…” so I took some pics and this is what happened. Turns out I was wrong and it does in fact look cute.
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7 years
@shondarhimes Oh you are much more than one night Miss Shonda 😍
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4 years
Well, I'm eight sentences into a new story and I just killed off a character I loved already.
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2 years
If the response to the adaptation to Heartstopper tells us anything, I hope that it’s this: WE NEED TO SEE MORE QUEER JOY.
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1 year
With KU rates at an low, if you’re wondering how to support authors you’ve read, there’s no better time to drop your reviews to help boost their sales. They don’t have to be long or fresh, y’all! You can just say you enjoyed their books 🥰
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3 years
So this just came through the post. Y’all let me know if any of you need to borrow any Science, ‘cos I’m officially it’s master now.
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5 years
Ok...*deep breath* I’m on the lookout for artists who would be interested in a small project. If ppl could share this and help me find my dream doodler I’d be super grateful. Just for a few sketches, things that might make you perfect below... (Excuse my lack of art lingo...)
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1 year
Hi everyone.
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3 years
Posts TikTok about my book: *200 views* Posts TikTok with no top on: *4000 views* Do I...just need to post TikToks about my book with no top on? 😅
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@RoryMichaelson
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4 years
I’m wrapping up my book to give to my fiancé for his birthday next week, which will also be my big reveal that I’m a writer and I done wrote a book. I’m so nervous.
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4 years
Authors saying showing political leanings is bad for your brand, consider this; visibly pandering to people who do not believe BLM, LGBT+ need equal rights, trans people need protection & support & women have choice over their body - for the sake of a sale is BAD FOR YOUR BRAND.
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5 years
Me: Can I have a cat? BF: No. We’ve had this discussion. You are a cat. I don’t want two cats in the house. Me: A fish? BF: They don’t do anything. Me: A mouse? BF: No. I don’t trust their little hands. Me: BF: WHY DO YOU ONLY WANT OTHER ANIMALS THAT A CAT WOULD WANT.
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5 years
@AGramuglia I disagree, Joker is way grosser..
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3 years
This November I am purposefully taking a well deserved break from writing words. I’m calling it NaNoWriNoMo.
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@RoryMichaelson
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4 years
Sooo, this morning I gave fiancé his birthday gift, a little box with my book inside. He was very confused at first and I had to tell him that it was a book that I had written, despite him accidentally learning my pen name a few days ago and it being right there on the cover 1/7
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3 years
Hello, plz can I have 3,000 followers for my birthday? 🥰🥰🥰
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Rory Michaelson
1 year
Hi, I found this 🏳️‍🌈 monster book and thought you might like it. I don’t know who wrote it, but it almost certainly was some weirdo who likes monster romance, found family adventure, silly jokes, and scooby-doo references. Maybe you should read it and say nice things about it?
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2 years
Ok but what if I write a queer heist novel?
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@RoryMichaelson
Rory Michaelson
4 years
Holy fuck y'all. I THINK I NEED TO GO AND USE MY INHALER fuhahfiowjoigjsnfjnsajgfiqgq
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@RoryMichaelson
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1 year
Look at my bebes and some of their cute relationship dynamics 💚👹💚 I still sit staring at this art by @Jamie__Flack 🥹
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4 years
Please unfollow me if you are racist. This means unfollow me if you do not believe #BlackLivesMatter or if you feel the need to use your platform to share anything that obscures or erases this message. I do not want you to follow me, and I do not want you to read my books.
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3 years
HELLO I HAVE JUST FINISHED THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE FINAL BOOK IN THE LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS SERIES 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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2 years
Hi All. Important post for me... I've always embraced being open about personal stuff that have a big impact on me, so here comes another one. After many years of struggling & burnout, which I'd attributed to anxiety/depression/ADHD, I’ve identified that I am autistic. 1/5
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4 years
Look what just came in the post and I don’t know whether to cry or throw up #LesserKnownMonsters
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I think autism means that my examination and development of characters is gentle and nuanced. The way people change and grow isn’t vastly measurable as an external display at times. Sometimes their entire journey is only huge for THEM, like a shift in how they deal with problems.
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I think ADHD means my stories are excitable. Bubbling on their way to ‘get to the good bits’ with well paced shorter chapters and reveals, but not everyone connects with that journey. My characters rarely do ‘small talk’ which helps brevity but some might say lacks texture.
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I’m sure this can be frustrating on both sides but for the most part it doesn’t bother me because if my neurodivergent stories are more likely to land with neurodivergent minds, I’ve catered for a group of people who are rarely considered and honestly I think that’s magic.
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Happy Pride Month from my sweet milquetoast gayby and his sexy husbeast. I can’t wait to bring y’all more rainbow stories full of unhinged twists and beautiful horrors. Special thanks as always to @Jamie__Flack for this amazing art that is one of my most treasured things 💚
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4 years
I slept for like two hours last night but for some reason my skin looks lit today...
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3 years
Word is such a shady bitch.
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2 years
All three LESSER KNOWN MONSTERS novels are in the top 100 for LGBT+ fantasy on Amazon right now. I could not have asked for a better ending 💚
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4 years
Wow, someone really just slid into my DM’s criticising my marketing for my queer own voices book which also features monsters, because they feel it suggests that queer people are ‘Lesser Known Monsters’... How’s y’all’s day going?
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Let’s go 39. I just KNOW that this year is going to be a great one for me and my books. I’m up and ready and dressed a bit like a pirate and on my way to Penzance 😂 🤍🩵🩷🖤💜🤍💛🩷💛💙
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@EldritchMerrow My punishment was often just being laughed at. Shocking how devastating that can be.
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6 years
@johnmoe I was standing by a guy with some other guys and my friend went “That’s Benedict Cumberbatch”. I looked at him and laughed then said real loud “haha no way thats not Benedict Cumberbatch, he’s way too short to be him.” Definitely Benedict Cumberbatch frowned at me.
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4 years
Just a casual reminder to please unfollow me if you are transphobic, racist, or any other kind of bigot really. My page is not for you, and I do not want you to read my books 💚
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Rory Michaelson
3 years
I have passed all of the exams. Fifteen years of higher education is...over.
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2 years
Everybody stop. This happened today. I found out someone got a tattoo because of my books. A big permanent on their skin amazing awesome tattoo. I… If anyone needs me y’all are gonna have to scrape me up and re-inflate me because I am BROKEN. 🫠😱🤩😭😵‍💫
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3 years
I’m so fucking drunk on coffee right now tskdksksk
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4 years
A tall handsome man just barged into my office to do a fire safety check and told me I smelled like liquorice and it was nice then left. I don’t know who it was. Was it flirting?
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@ThatBoyYouLike Wow. Very telling that they say ‘our belief’. As a clinical organisation they have a duty not to function on their ‘belief’ but to follow evidence based practice. No doubt that they are violating the midwifery code of conduct.. Absolutely shameful.
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I’ve had people tell me they haven’t caught character development when to me the character is barely recognisable to where they began because the very essence of their world-view has shifted rather than a specific way they act or behave.
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Rory Michaelson
2 years
Just flashing you my boo(k)bies X
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3 years
Y’all, I’m buying so many queer books this month. I’m going to put them all on the floor then jump off my bed into them like Scrooge McDuck and do book angels - crying because of the paper cuts and bruises because it’s mostly hardbacks - and theres nothing you can do to stop me.
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4 years
I have my job interview in an hour, shall I set my zoom background to this?
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@kiyotoshi_y My BF lost our passports in Sapporo train station. I was livid. Running out of hope, I went and asked the elderly man working in the kiosk nearby. Not only did he somehow produce them from under his counter, but in a very worried voice said “please...be careful”.
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Deleting all my dating apps and meeting someone the old fashioned way (breaking into his house with my friends who think he might be a murderer but discovering he’s actually a monster and subsequently becoming involved in an apocalypse level mystical event)
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Please #WritingCommunity can we do this: “Deleting all my dating apps and meeting someone the old fashioned way (insert something about your book or WIP here)”
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Just me casually getting a big box of my own book delivered...
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