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How do I tell my gf of 3.75 months that my Mercury Milan is really a 2005, not a 2008 like I originally boasted about??
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Who’s got next on the Drunk Dunk
@D_Bo20
@DonnieDoesWorld
@DanaB_Number3
@RobGronkowski
@barstoolsports
@espn
@NBA
@BleacherReport
@teamflightbros
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Who do we think is the horniest guy in the
@NBA
bubble right now? I’d imagine some of these guys haven’t had to shuck their own corn in years.
@NBABubbleLife
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My best friend in 4th grade had a grandfather suffering from Alzheimer’s living in his basement. He used to invite us down to his quarters and beg us to allow him to bite our fingernails. Unfortunately for me he was a very smooth talker and I wasn’t very sharp.
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@barstoolcarl
@DanaB_Number3
Can someone just invite me to the Headquarters so we can have a day??
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7 innings in Heaven
@barstoolsports
@BarstoolBigCat
@hen_ease
@KFCBarstool
@PFTCommenter
@DonnieDoesWorld
@PardonMyTake
@BarstoolYak
@Return_Of_RB
@stoolpresidente
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I’m officially the old guy at the gym that asks 20 year old kids wearing their colleges shirt/hoodie if they know my friend that graduated from their school 12 years ago.
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I will never apologize for liking my own pics on the gram to push myself over the 11 like plateau
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Mom can you come pick me up? No one thought it was cool when I shotgunned a beer over the sink. There is also a guy taller than me.
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I feel for all the really hot chicks I went to college with pre Instagram. They never got the attention the deserved. Now they are all married with kiddies and 3-500 followers.
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@DonnieDoesWorld
I think it’s one of the girls underpants and he’s acquired a taste for the residual. That shower sex scene had girlfriends across the globe starring at their guy asking what he’d do in that situation.
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Whenever I'm at the gym and get exhausted I think what if Liz Dowd got that abortion¿ I love you, ma. Happy half bday to my MOM🎁🎂🎉🎤🍻
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@blaise153
This is my Buddy. Shattering a phone with a slap is somewhat impressive. Let me know if you wanna watch game 7 with him.
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we live in a day and age where you can follow relationships based on top 3 snap friends
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Last day in NH til August. Time to get your act together Ronald. Make something happen today.
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Does anyone else think the children’s hospital kissing game scene is incredibly inappropriate in Shallow Hal? Hal is a complete stranger kissing little kids. They are already burn victims. Let’s not open the door to a potential child molester.
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This female ref is more of a fraud then I would be running a seminar on the female orgasm
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**Attention road cyclists**BIKES Aren’t CARS!!!! Stop pretending your arm is a directional and shove it up your ass!! Get on the sidewalk Chump
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I didn't buy the Brita filter for you two to drink all the water and leave it in the fridge empty Mom and Dad.
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What happened to Lindsay Lohans sister? Was the parent trap the only movie she ever appeared in?
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Plymouth State commerial with 2 hot girls walking through campus on comedy central. Must have hired some UNH talent for the scene.
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A Scrappy Birthday to
@Yungpalms
. Just get ready to pass that torch off around 11:00-11:30 to that Kid Doitche
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Guy behind me in the Market Basket express lane had 8 2-liters of Mountain Dew and 4 packs of adult diapers. Should be quite the snow day..
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Heading to Foxwoods for the night with a few halfbakes from Plymouth State Teachers College.
#college
#collegebuddies
#colledge
#colidge
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Walking into the Statey Saloon. Drinking 2$ 16oz Budweiser’s until it appears that every lady in the place could potentially be Miss Hampton Beach. >
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What���s the deal with business casual adult male barefooted beach photos? Can the average New England Male not say no to his wife/gf? No one wants to see staged photos of a barefooted adult male in rolled up dockers at Hampton Beach.
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I ate and drank like Charles Barkley yesterday. Hopefully I can rebound.
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I wouldn't mind having a slumber party with the Oregon cheerleading squad
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PState bball formal tonight. I've been coming to the same party for 7 years now and in no way is that depressing.
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Sources say Purdue Coach Matt Painter is showing interest in an opening at a Terre Haute middle school for a 7th and 8th grade girls B team.
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How sad are deer and other woodland critters after a storm like this? Do they just not eat for a week or so?
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I'm real excited to listen to Ben Palmer music for the next 2.5 hours heading to Sunday River. - Never been said
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Gulf Coast ladies up 3 with 3 and change remaining. Tighten up them sports bras ladies I need this W.
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@BOOKITBUTCHER
@Jerrythekid21
Praying for the family? The kid has had more success than 99.999999 percent of the population. He lost the match. Have some class in defeat. Praying for the family like he passed away. You are so stupid.
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@TheRick53
Damn girl them some sexy lil wrists you got overchurr. LMFAO. That might be a game changer for the summer 13
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Lots of girls complaining how chivalry is dead.The majority of them will be wearing 1-piece swimsuits this summer.
#selfrespect
#selfcontrol
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With all these televised college and nba games annually someone is due to shart themselves on court
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What a trip. Couldn't count the laughs on a Texas Instrument Scientific
@billydaps
@MattyFee
@BenYoung14
@jimmerfredette
#Miami
#Bahamas
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Can someone explain this new look where plump girls sport crop tops and long skirts with a 6 inch portion of midsection chunk fully exposed?
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It’s truly amazing how fast a 32 y/o adult male can clean his room when he is expecting the presence of a woman he’s never slept with before. Hypothetically
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5 weeks of hotel living in Indianapolis down. 3 more to go. Might have to throw myself a surprise welcome back party late July early August.
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My uncle has a habit of saying "lets hook up this weekend" instead of "meet up".. Unless he's serving gasoline & tonics I dont see it hapnin
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An under appreciated perk of hotel living is the bathroom and the sink/mirror work station being separate entities. No mirror steam and such
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A lot of bickering going on between old friends. Couldn't be happier about it.
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You are long overdue for a tribal tattoo. We need a guy in our crew with some ink and I think you crazy enough to pull it off.
@Yungpalms
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Might be time to get my Jorts out of the plastic bin my mom keeps them in during the winter months
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Yelling get back to work at construction workers who are already working makes my life a little better.
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Light rain and a cool breeze creeping through a cracked window make for excellent sleeping conditions
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@TheRick53
Haha appreciate it my friend. Lets hit Hibachi soon just the two of us. No distractions;)
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If my roomies don't fix the shower pressure by tonight I swear to god I'm... Not shoveling the driveway next storm. Tough love it is baby
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Wish this James Franco incident happened before his comedy central roast. The statutory jokes would have cum early and often.
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Great hanging out with you youngguns. Thanks for letting a few 24 year old Peda's enjoy the college dream once more
@KingUche2
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Jesus guys I'm hard as a rock over here with that comparison. Appreciate it.
@CPetz34
@JohnMulvey23
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@PardonMyTake
@hen_ease
Snape killed Dumbledore needs to be 1/1. Friendships were ruined over that posted as an AIM away message.
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Is the day ruined if your girlfriend catches you masterbating to Blue Crush on DVD in 2021? *Hypothetically*
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Mom can you come get me? I kinda scared myself attempting to rap Eminem’s “My Name Is” karaoke
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I don't want to be associated with anyone who goes out of their way to get the new ham and cheese sandwich from Burger King
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My dads said "its anybody's game now" at least 20 times. Shoulda gotten into broadcasting
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Wouldn't mind switching life forms with Shabazz Napier for the remainder of his stay in Storrs,CT.
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I don't think I will be closing out on any shooters until 2014 at the earliest
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