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So KRA shortlisted kalenjins in the last application until court had to suspend the recruitment.
Out of 700 candidates shortlisted 520 were kalenjins.
This was absolutely tribalism.
@KRACorporate
stop being tribalistics we have 47 tribes in this country.
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Jalang'os wife deserves more respect.
Hao wengine walikuja kapanua mapaja fwaa kwa wedding ya mtu 😂
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"Sex is sweet but there is poison in between the legs"
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Most downfalls of men are caused by MULTIPLE girlfriends.
Sex is a spiritual encounter I stand to be corrected, not every girl has a good spirit,some are demons, some have poison in between their legs.
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There's that period in your life nothing is working for you. Unajaribu hii business haiwork, Unajaribu kutafuta job haupati, even when you're alone in the interview unaambiwa the vacancy imefutiliwa mbali. Madeni yanakuandama,mara unaconiwa pesa, gari inaharibika huna pesa ya
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Kalenjins and Kikuyu's prefer intermarriage amongst themselves, they dislike expanding there growth and businesses to other tribes that's why they are in good terms, because both tribes hawana starehe mingi.
Most of their marriages end with divorce or one killing the other.
Then
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years. After that, njia zinaanza kufunguka. But the problem is,people give up easily, they stop trying.
If you're in such a situation, be sure you'll overcome.
Let prayers be your weapon warrior.
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Kalenjins walidhani Ruto akiwa President wataacha kuuza mahindi pale Londiani 😂
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@EvangelineWany1
Shida ya feminists mnaonanga mumeonewa.
Sort yourself a husband first then come.
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This useless kid calling herself Iron Chietha simply made out of Iron.
Sura yake ni ngumu kushinda ata simple na weave imeombwa.
You are so ugly and dirty, tell your useless dad who slept with your silly mum huko mashinani to educate you.
I don't argue with Pp2 children.
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If a lady sleeps with a man 3days before ovulation, and later sleeps with another man 3days after ovulation, who owns the baby...?
Drink Water please!
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VIJANA
The guy owning this Mercedes Benz is very young, ata nashangaa mnatoa pesa wapi, anyway tuache hiyo story, pengine ni pombe.
So this is around Bamburi hapo junction ya kuenda kiembeni, the guy was in a ver high speed and some motorist were after him.
Amemaliza watu
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I am now children, yaani beardless 😭☠️
Will be deleting shortly
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@AokoOtieno_
How do you feel ukiona watu wanaoleka and wewe still uko kwa streets??
Wengine ata wanafanya their 4th wedding
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Some are killers and destiny destroyers, be careful. Worst is a man who can't control his sexual urge.
A man who can control his sexual urge is a man who can live many years on earth.
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Keep your job application progress a secret. People should only know that you are applying. Keep invitations to job interviews to yourself whenever feasible, unless circumstances compel you to tell someone. Don't even share this with your own parents...
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I am an SDA member and I was brought up in an SDA family.
I attend church on Sabbath that is saturday, SDA ladies dress descent.
Sasa kuna hizi kanisa za Sunday, I see ladies putting on long trousers while going to church.
How and Why should a lady in trousers attend church?
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kutengeneza, magonjwa yanakuja hayaeleweki yanatoka wapi. Nothing is working at all ,only problems are accumulating. Hadi unaanza kufikiria kuna mtu amekuendea kwa mganga.
This situation happens for everyone, it comes ones in a lifetime and it can last for years
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@Branicemercy
@_GreatnessTupu
Someone who consumes this kind of food has the audacity to discriminate humble beginnings?
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1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer, a cheat, sinner and a boy.
2. A real man has only one woman(wife) in his life.
3. For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not
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@Jahsenmalek1987
@Kenyans
So he deserves that post that is not in the constitution because he is old? You should shame yourself first before you shame people.
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So there is this conman anajiita Dyeanna7.
She pretends to be a lady na Avi yake ni ya dem fulani anatoka South Africa that I can't recall the name.
KOT be warned, this is a thief and a conman.
THREAD.
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When I'm drunk I'm very alert when crossing the road.I look left and right for cars and bikes,then I look up for aeroplanes and down for bombs,then I look back for kidnappers and then I hold my beer tight and start walking in zigzag to avoid bullets😂😂
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Hopefully I will be done with this by the end of the year, kujenga sio rahisi.
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5. Don't use and dump women. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward.
6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother. If she can't be your wife don't sleep with her.
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Watu wa Nill returns, leteni hizo pins zenu na password I file your returns free of charge.
Hakuna venye mnaeza kuwa hamlipi ushuru na mnaenda cyber kulipa fee ya kufile returns.
Deadline is around the corner
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This is why field Marshall Aoko is very bitter.
The problem is that she doesn't know who infected her, heri huyu anajua she bought hers in Naivasha during the safari rally.
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@AliceKokoyoJane
@Adrian_realest
@6ixT3rd
@_blaise250
@_esteeam
@_Gusii_Finest
@_kim_jong_unn
@borejnr2
@BrianDEvans
@Daily__wisdom_
Ukifungua kibwenye kwani pia sisi ulitupea tukule 😂
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So school girls are satisfying their sexual urges using Dildos and spreading STIs amongst themselves by sharing the same dildos.
Wasichana mko na mambo.
Drink water
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Looking for someone within mombasa with an experience in logistics, not only logistics but atleast ukuwe umemaliza a certain course.
Ama anyone looking for a job within mombasa Dm me
Age should be below 27.
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• Your peers don’t want you to be better than them.
• Your girl doesn’t want you to keep improving because she fears you will leave her
• Your parents don’t want you to take big risks.
Be ruthless in your vision.
Because Nobody cares as much as YOU DO.
Goodnight.
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Guess who got the ballons ??🔮🔮
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME .🎂🍾
Another year to celebrate my success .
#STAYFOOLISHSTAYHUNGRY
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Juggling women doesn’t make you a man. Being honest, loyal & faithful that's the trademark of a real man.
May God bless your relationship
Follow
@RonaldOloo2
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run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely.
4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you.
In fact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.
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@Josh001J
Kuna prefect who once canned me nikiwa form one immediately nilijoin high school, let me tell you, who is going through a lot . Mimi I warned him of punishing a fellow student yet pia yeye hulipa fee.
I hate that guy to date
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KPLC, you have decided to steal from me in a broad day light, I even fail to understand what are Forex charges for?
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7. Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times your erections mislead you in the wrong direction.
Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you. If you don't you will have a few days on earth with much poverty on you.
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@kijanawarongai
@citizentvkenya
Yeye pia watoto wake wakachange kwa ile paybill ya donations, asitusumbue hapa
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Other ladies as they have flat tummy and curvy ass, wakikuyu nayo wanafanya opposite.
Kikuyus with curvy tummies and flat ass 😅
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10. Respect any lady that loves you. Yes, its not easy for a lady to throw her love on you and support your future.
11. Do not beat a woman, even if she is not your wife.
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Huko home kuna a lot of rains, when parking please don't park next to trees.
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Now you have realized how uncouth, baberic and uncivilized these bigwigs are. It's so evident that most of them are very Idle.
Tweets zao bila sex na porn and kutroll wengine haiezi trend.
These mf's only stand to get money in exchange of sex as they spread the disease.
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@ClowersShemaiah
@WamboiKuria
@_fels1
Huyo mumama hawezi elewa, yeye bora shingo imebeba kichwa, she is ok
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You may insult me but it doesn't matter to me now, because I am done telling you this.
8. It is not everything you see under a skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you and leave you uncomfortable. Control your sexual urge.
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The fastest way of spreading demons like curses and poverty into your life is through sex.
If you are married, stick to your wife, if you are dating, stick to your partner.
Don't go round sleeping with multiple partners, you will ruin your life.
End of tweet.
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@AokoOtieno_
Wewe ndo unaongelelewa kwa hiyo comeback, you can't be differentiated with men.
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Gain time.. follow me & comment your handle lets boost your account 🔖
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Good morning my pals.
Leo kuna catfish nataka kuanika, a conman and a thief too, faking his life.
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Self control and abstinence in most cases pays a lot.
9. Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Those things are just packaging; and
packaging can be very deceptive to avoid such, don't fall for what's called the irony of Social Media.
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Help a friend to help a friend.
MSC is currently recruiting crew jobs.
Hotels, bar attendants, house keeping jobs, marine jobs, deck jobs, Security, SPA and beauty jobs, and many more.
Just search MSC CREW JOBS and apply. Update your CV
Usitumie data yako kujiongezea Ujinga.
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@WanjiruWanjeri
@EmilyOrwaru
If you have some job to do then shukuru, people are jobless out here.
When you want to grow there are some things or people you have to cut off.
Have a good relationship with God and stay humble, it shall be well dear.
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Huku Ocha nayo everything is green.
I just love the environment.
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Aisha Jumwa only did a certificate course at JKUAT, no diploma course.
Now she is a CS.
Continue working hard ladies and gentlemen, IPO SIKU.
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Waste of energy and waste of protein.
14.Marrying a woman doesn't mean she is your property. Treat her with respect. Make her your queen, love, honour and give her a reason to treat you the same. Remember, what you give is what you get.
Finally Don’t be a cheating man.
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12. Real men don't gossip. Learn to keep secrets shared with you by a Lady that is what makes you a man enough to enjoy the comfort of a lady.
13. The world only celebrates successful men. Nobody will celebrate with many girlfriends.
Therefore, what is the benefit?
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The streets may look clean but never walk barefoot!!
This post is not about streets.
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@Faithquina
Go well, na umuulize Mungu mbona hakupunish satan, he simply punished his only begotten son who was not a sinner.
RIP
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Huyo Chief amepandishwa cheo, sasa kesi zote za village zitabaki pending 😅
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When a girl texts you "Hi" You reply "Hello" Then she texts you "I have missed you, Can you do me a favor" I advice you to quickly switch off your phone, and remove the battery, infact remove the Sim card too....My brother protect your wallet at any cost this month
Heroooo
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Hawking Pussy for survival madam Aoko is now listing those she has slept with and harvested sperm from.
She is so bitter because some of her missions failed.
Wakale mchunge sana asiwapee Ukimwi.
Rem to drink water.
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Paying school fees for your girlfriend is not different from betting, Infact that's an improved gambling.
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@5peopleke
I am a luo, sio hate, lakini madem wajaka na wakale wako na kiburi ingine inbuilt
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Ladies, If your man is financially unstable, look for a job and don't look for another man.
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You’re losing life. You think you are playing the game and winning, but you are actually losing.
You can get over some women but you can’t fool your Creator. You will reap what you sow, so you better start trying to grow good things.
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Dear men,
If you find a woman who is good at saving money and has some wisdom in financial decisions, automatically wife her..
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Who will marry these ladies who party upto morning?
Kiawa!!
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