Bloated crocodile food balloon - Contains very large content not suitable for minors
Always Hungry | He/Him | ACAB | 30
Go tease my chonky bf 💚
@deepbile
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Coworker: Nothin better than a nice ass in shorts
Me, fantasizing about being packed so full of food that I'm trapped by my massive gut, forced to grow huge and tight by my fatass partner, creaking, groaning, splitting at the scales, wondering if I even want them to stop: what
If your tiny bf is gonna be getting into those extra ripe blueberries between orders, the LEAST he can do is sit still when it's his turn to be the garnish. Seb's lucky he's so cute when he's overflowing with juice~
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@SirZamo
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"Hmm, last owaaAARRRRP!!" The monstrous belch erupts from the crocodile, making the windows rattle in their frames. "Whoops, neighbors musta heard that one, too..." A grin as hazy as his room spreads over Rocky's face as brings the last of two dozen burgers to his lips. (1/5)
What happens when you're already a crocodile and you get your second covid shot? Well, I'm not sure of ALL the side effects, but at least I'll have some company while I'm figuring it out!
Art by @/ido_hav_juan
Binge eating at night is wild. Like you're telling me if I push myself beyond full and go to bed with a taut, swollen belly, that I'll wake up hungrier in the morning than if I didn't??
Unhinged, but I love it 🐽
A massive crocodile sits before you. He has a titanic tummy, massive moobs, and fat rolls that grow larger the further down you go. He begs you to come closer; to feed him cakes and ice cream. But staring up at his jiggly body, you remember to be wary of crocodile tiers.
I encourage all my prey friends to carry bath bombs with them when they leave their homes. It wouldn't stop someone like me from swallowing them, but it's kinda funny to see a pred suddenly swell and start oozing rainbow foam.
Using my balloons to remind my fellow fatties that most restaurants will offer freebies for your birthday, and there's no rule saying you can't visit them all!~
Had half a dozen doughnuts for breakfast on my way to work, and not wanting to let on, I accepted two more from the opening manager who brought some in.
Then someone brought in croissants so I had three of those.
It's a fat morning today.
1200 gallons of fryer oil is stored in a vat under our restaurant. There's a gas pump-lookin' hose on wall to fill up the fryers after we dump the used oil.
I don't believe in fate, but if this isn't the setup to a massive inflation/wg scenario I don't know what is.
Tuning in to your favorite streamer only to see a big purple belly taking up the whole screen, accompanied by the sounds of me eating all their snacks.
Unexpected effects of climate change: Bear furries wake up from hibernation a month early and 100 pounds heavier. Their winter fat jiggling, bouncing, and sloshing all the way down to the river.
A large dragon emptying his pockets at a gas station checkout looking for change litters the counter with gum wrappers, pocket lint, tiny kobolds, and old receipt paper.
Hot take: Some fatass demolishing a restaurant's entire stock but not getting kicked out because restaurant owners make money when people eat their food.
Every time summer rolls around, my gainer urges are cranked up to 1000 😩 All I want to do is stuff my face, grow into a wobbling mass of crocodile lard, and sleep the winter away.
Maybe these are the warning signs of impending bear tf...
Michigan is placing new weight restrictions on our highways starting monday, according to three billboards I passed on the way home. Kind of hard not to take that personally.
Update: Helping make some fixes underneath my brother's lifted bed and my stomach is so packed with dough and cheese that I couldn't get back out without my buddy tugging on my legs 🥴
I've spent the last week moving into a new apartment. It's a great place, but I've moved so many boxes and climbed so many stairs, I'm in danger of endearing muscle gut territory.
You're lookin' at
@Snozzymon
's new pet blimp! This'll be the smallest you see me from here on, 'cause from here on out I'm gonna be packed full and kept swollen! What a lucky croc I am to have a master like that~