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Jason π
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Browns Fan with a PhD in Disappointment. Comedy Connoisseur. Sarcastic Wit. Gen X. Bunch of Degrees & Accomplishments. Don't Be a Choad. USA #1 πΊπΈ π½
Akron, Ohio
Joined January 2009
@3YearLetterman @stats_feed Correct, Coach. The pyramids in Las Vegas are the oldest in the world.
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RT @gunsnrosesgirl3: A 107-year-old Chinese grandmother pulls out a sweet from her pocket and gives it to her 84-year-old daughter, Youβrβ¦
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RT @FutureJurvetson: 1 in 44 chance of a 8-megaton blast by meteorite π₯ (Hiroshima was 0.015 megatons for comparison). JWST will try to gβ¦
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RT @SciGuySpace: The primary contractor for the Space Launch System rocket, Boeing, is preparing for the possibility that NASA cancels theβ¦
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@3YearLetterman @RealCarrotTop @jrpsaki His AARP card was also revoked. You need an active security clearance to use it for discounts.
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Boeing expects to lay off hundreds of workers on its SLS moon rocket program, fueling swirling speculation that NASAβs marquee space exploration initiative is poised for a shake-up under Trump via @business
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@midwestern_ope For the first snowfall of the year, at least in Ohio, they are labeled "Can't Drive in Snow."
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