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Jason 𝕏

@Rocketman455

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Browns Fan with a PhD in Disappointment. Comedy Connoisseur. Sarcastic Wit. Gen X. Bunch of Degrees & Accomplishments. Don't Be a Choad. USA #1 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ—½

Akron, Ohio
Joined January 2009
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You sent me words of encouragement that got me through my bone marrow transplant. I will never forget that and will always cherish it. We had the same transplant doc and would cross paths in the waiting room as well. Forever the voice of the #Browns, Jim Donovan. @Browns
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@3YearLetterman @stats_feed Correct, Coach. The pyramids in Las Vegas are the oldest in the world.
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RT @gunsnrosesgirl3: A 107-year-old Chinese grandmother pulls out a sweet from her pocket and gives it to her 84-year-old daughter, You’r…
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Now it is El Rincon.
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when Wendy’s had a sunroom
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RT @NostalgiaFolder: when Wendy’s had a sunroom
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@engineers_feed Pu-238 continues to power Voyager 1 and 2.
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@Reflog_18 Can't believe they let them score 2.
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I have a feeling the front office will royally mess this up like they do everything else.
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Nick Chubb, headed to free agency for the first time, would prefer to stay with Browns.
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RT @FutureJurvetson: 1 in 44 chance of a 8-megaton blast by meteorite πŸ’₯ (Hiroshima was 0.015 megatons for comparison). JWST will try to g…
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RT @SciGuySpace: The primary contractor for the Space Launch System rocket, Boeing, is preparing for the possibility that NASA cancels the…
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@3YearLetterman @RealCarrotTop @jrpsaki His AARP card was also revoked. You need an active security clearance to use it for discounts.
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Boeing expects to lay off hundreds of workers on its SLS moon rocket program, fueling swirling speculation that NASA’s marquee space exploration initiative is poised for a shake-up under Trump via @business
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Voting for all Pro Sports Hall of Fames should do similar.
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In an act of complete transparency, the AP has posted a) who every MVP voter is and b) their complete ballot. 1-5. All here at Heavy is the crown.
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@Reflog_18 πŸ˜‚πŸ‘
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@midwestern_ope For the first snowfall of the year, at least in Ohio, they are labeled "Can't Drive in Snow."
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@AdamSchefter Read this quickly as waterbed and thought you finally arrived. @3YearLetterman
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@JackPosobiec CTRL+A
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RT @BuffaloBills: Josh’s reaction to his MVP video is everything. πŸ₯Ή #NFLHonors | #BillsMafia
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@chukosad and turn signals so low on the bumper they can be easily missed at times.
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