" If you put your penis on something it's yours, no one else can eat it." - Ben Franklin

RT @JamesTate121: 9 years of lies and the MAGA MORONS are still in a COMA.

RT @s8n:

@lisamurkowski So we've now entered the reality where not only are Republicans willing to vote for felons, they'll vote for heroin addicts and claim it's the healthy choice. You are a joke.

@HeatherThomasAF How is this not Insane Clown Posse lyrics?

@StellaParton Agreed

@TheRickyDavila He's a modern day robber baron

RT @kennykeil: showing american dominance by naming the gulf after an Italian guy

@KidsOverGuns173 @FoxNews @elonmusk He wiped a boogie on the desk as well. Way to go kid!

@scott_soulia @USAID Oh I'm sure he knows

People voted for cheaper groceries Elon you fucking nitwit.

I see that Elon is still carrying his human shield around with him.

RT @JCarlosFox:

@NotHoodlum Hahahahahaha

RT @MAGACult2: Finally! Don’t pretend like we all haven’t been thinking the exact same damn thing.

RT @waitmanb: