Rizzo
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Yeah, it's me, Rizzo, that rat from TV. Point me to the nearest restaurant, will ya?
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Happy anniversary to The Muppet Christmas Carol, released on this day in 1992! You may know it as the movie that features the credit "Rizzo the Rat as Himself" — pretty sure cinema peaked at that moment.
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Wow, today is the 30th anniversary of The Muppet Christmas Carol! Hard to believe it's been that long since Mr. Dickens and I told Scrooge's story. By the way, if you're wonderin', my tail is still singed.
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Don't take selfies with your food when you're out to eat with me. If ya do, you're gonna see me in the background of your selfie eatin' your food.
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What's my fondest memory of filming The Muppet Christmas Carol? The food! You wouldn't believe the catering we had on this movie — full gingerbread houses every day! It was like a dream.
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I really think that melted cheese might be the answer to all of life's problems. I can't think of one time my day wasn't immediately improved after eatin' some! Remember: Always fondue, never fondon't.
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I love when my family comes out to visit. We see all the sights, including my favorite: the "Dumpsters of the Rich and Famous" tour!
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Hey, whaddaya know! It's the anniversary of The Muppet Christmas Carol… and my tail still has singe marks. Thank you for makin' me a part of this!
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Nobody understands being cool like us rats. Ask anyone: we absolutely reek of chic! .....Okay, maybe they said we're cheeky. Either way, we reek.
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Here's a little life hack for ya: You don't have to even watch the Big Game this weekend to enjoy Big Game snacks! It's true! You can chip and dip to your heart's content without seeing a single touchdown.
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Happy
#LunarNewYear
! It's the
#YearOfTheRat
, so what better way to celebrate than by bein' a rat?? Share the love... and the cheese, please.
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On this day in 2016, the first-ever rat-owned pizza joint, PizzeRizzo, opened at Disney's Hollywood Studios in
@WaltDisneyWorld
! Here's to 5 years of pizza, pasta, plus dessert. Yumm!!
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I never believed anybody who says the best things in life are free. Mozzarella sticks ain't free, and I can't think of anything better than that!
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Yo-ho! Muppet Treasure Island was released on this day in 1996. It's been a pi-rat's life for me ever since.
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I love Fall, but I don't love that it's soup season. Soup isn't a meal! Unless of course we're talkin' about soup, sandwich, breadsticks, and dessert – now THAT'S a meal. Or at least an appetizer.
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It's fondue night! Everything is better when it's dipped in melted cheese. Bread, meat, veggies – heck, even CHEESE is better dipped in melted cheese!
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If this Muppet announcement ain't a free subscription to the cheese of the month club for every Muppet rat, I ain't interested.
Calling all Muppet fans! Get ready for a major and important Muppet announcement coming soon. What is it? We have no idea.
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Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while. A few months ago, I dropped my phone in cheese fondue, got it fixed then dropped it in chocolate fondue. Delicious, but inconvenient.
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Happy anniversary to Muppet Treasure Island! I had such a good time makin' this movie. The movie gave a big boost to the vermin tourism industry… and craft services were INCREDIBLE!
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Check out this photo my cousin Alfonz took! Don't I look great?! If you or a rodent you know needs your picture taken, look up his new business: Alfonz' PortRAT Studio.
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I'm starting a
#NewYearsEve
tradition this year: At midnight, I'm gonna eat a dozen bagels with cream cheese. New year, new schmear!
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We rats don't eat three square meals a day, we eat three SQUARED meals a day. That's NINE meals! They keep us full and teach us math at the same time.
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My favorite thing in the world is a pizza party! ...Can ya still call it a pizza party if it's just me eatin' a dozen pies on my own?
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All five seasons of The Muppet Show are coming to
@DisneyPlus
on February 19! Hey, it ain't the cheese of the month club... but it's still gouda news!
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Note for other rats in showbiz: Make sure you only eat off the craft SERVICES table, not the craft table. Take it from a rodent who's eaten one too many glue sticks.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away – and there are several apples in every apple pie, so might as well eat one of those a day just to be safe, right?
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Is there any food better than soup? It's warm, it's delicious, and it's one of the few foods you can make in a bathtub – my ideal serving size!!
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This is the first time I've been on Twitter since Thanksgiving. I've been so full that I haven't been able to roll over to reach my phone... but hey, at least I've still got leftovers!
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We rats take our favorite foods very, very seriously. For instance, who else do you know that has their favorite pizza joint as their emergency contact?
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I hate gettin' my picture taken. Not 'cuz I think I look bad on camera, but because I always get hungry when somebody yells: "Say cheese!"
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I like fancy food as much as the next rat, but I'll never make it for myself. My rule is: If a meal takes you longer to make than it does to eat, it ain't worth it.
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Everybody claims they don't like fruitcake, but do you even know anybody who's ever had it? I don't! I know people who've used it as door stops and to balance tables, but never anyone who's eaten it!
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I love a good sub sandwich, but I just wish more restaurants would make 'em the size of actual submarines.
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Because I know you're dyin' to know but don't know who to ask... I'm in Season 4, Episodes 18, 19, 22, 23, 24 and Season 5, Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 23, and 24 of
#TheMuppetShow
on
@DisneyPlus
. You can jump ahead, I won't tell.
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Another holiday season, another year where the Charles Dickens estate refuses to acknowledge the input of his "Christmas Carol" co-collaborator, Rizzo the Rat! I've got photographic evidence!!
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To celebrate the end of one week and the start of another, I always have a sundae on Sundays! And to celebrate every other day, I have a mondae, tuesdae, wednesdae, thursdae, fridae, and saturdae.
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A lot of people bring hot sauce with them to every meal. Not me! I bring a cauldron of fondue. Trust me, melted cheese goes with EVERYTHING…. and you can bathe in it!
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Today we're celebratin' the 25th Anniversary of
#MuppetChristmasCarol
! Please continue lighting the lamp and not the rat. Thanks.
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If you're like me, you hate cold weather. Not because it's so frigid outside, but because there are still no restaurants willing to let me make a hot tub outta their tomato soup pot!
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Anybody who says you can have too much of a good thing has obviously never been to an all-u-can-eat buffet. I've been here for hours and I still haven't had too much!
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I think I just made the ultimate rat snack: A seven-layer dip where each layer is a different type of cheese! Once they all melt, ya can't really tell which layer is which... but who cares when it tastes so cheesy??
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Time for me and Yolanda's favorite day after Christmas tradition: Eating a gingerbread house! We used to share a split-level, but this year we each have a ranch style to enjoy. Speaking of which, ranch dressing is surprisingly good on gingerbread!
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If you're ever comin' to see a Muppets performance just to support me, don't throw roses onstage at the end... throw burritos!
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I gotta say, cheesecake is probably the most deceptive food out there. First time I had it, I was expecting a hunk of Gouda slathered in icing — boy was I disappointed!
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Here's a million dollar idea: A restaurant that offers a sampler of the full menu! Not just the appetizers — no, no! The salads! The entrees! The desserts! Even the kids menu! If you build it, I will come… and eat it.
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Did everybody but me know that on cruises all the food is FREE?! The last cruise I went on, I ate so much they made me sit in the middle of the ship, so I wouldn't make us capsize. Urp!
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If you ask me, every restaurant should give you free bread. And chips and salsa. And peanuts. And pizza. And if you weren't hungry before readin' this tweet, I bet you are now!
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When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a pro athlete. Do you know how much they get to eat in a day?? When I found out ya had to run or swim before you ate, I changed my mind.
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Hard to believe Christmas has already come and gone. Even harder to believe I spent most of it passed out in a stocking after eating too many figgy puddings.
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It's the worst day of the year for me! I just finished all the 90% off Halloween candy I bought on Tuesday!! I'm upset, but my dentist is thrilled.
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If you're tryin' to take pictures of your food, don't do it around me. You'll just end up with blurry pictures of food goin' into my mouth.
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I know it can seem pretty appealing to use an extra large pizza as a blanket. Lemme tell ya – it ain't worth it! Sure, it's pipin' hot to start, but if your appetite's anything like mine that blanket won't be makin' it through the night.
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Every Saturday, I plan to have leftovers for dinner. That sounds like a good idea, till I realize when I sit down to eat, there's never any leftovers. Time to order a pizza!
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It's never too late in the day for breakfast. In fact, my favorite midnight snack is a loaded omelette with a side of a dozen pancakes!
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Forget a gingerbread house – this year, I'm building (and eatin') an entire gingerbread tri-county area!
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I love watchin' game shows, but I don't think I ever want to be on one. I get enough family feudin' every time I go back to visit the dumpster I grew up in!
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The best things in life are free: free bread, free peanuts, any kind of food you can get without ordering anything. The best!
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I think that
#PizzaRat
guy might be one of my cousins. If there's one thing my family knows, it's how to eat!
http://t.co/YBFVqRI8SU
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Most restaurants have ketchup on the table, but I'm proposin': Gravy on every table! (And not just spilled on the tablecloth.) Name one dish that wouldn't be improved by adding gravy. Betcha can't!
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Sometimes if I'm feelin' too lazy to make dinner, I'll just eat the ingredients on their own. It works fine for somethin' like a sub sandwich, but it's not fun eating crunchy noodles instead of makin' spaghetti!
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Mother always told me: "Never trust the advice of a rat." Of course... she was a rat, so I dunno what to believe.
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It's hard bein' the coolest one in every picture of The Muppets... but that's the job!
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If you're ever feelin' "down in the dumps," remember all us rats who live in dumps and LOVE it! It's all about yer perspective, ya know?
#RodentWisdom
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After years and years, I finally changed my email password. Anybody who knows me probably could've guessed my old one: ILoveRanchDressing33
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I just woke up and I'm starvin'!! It feels like a year since I last ate! (I know it's a cheesy joke, but c'mon... it's the only day I could make it! Plus, I'm a rat. I love cheese!)
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Well, looks like it's gonna be another holiday season where I don't find out what figgy pudding is. Yeah, I know I could look it up, but I wanna come across it naturally.
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The best things in life are free... Like free bread, free chips and salsa, free peanuts – what could be better?!
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Sometimes you've just gotta let things play out the way they're meant to. It's like I always say: A watched microwave never dings.
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One of the best parts of bein' a rat? When you order a large pizza you get four times as many slices when they cut 'em rat-sized!
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Never talk to a rat before they've eaten. We rats don't just get hangry, we get houtraged, hurious, and hindignant!
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You may be tempted to buy yourself some of that delicious looking Valentine's Day candy at your local grocery store, but hold off. Trust me, by the 15th, they'll basically be givin' it away!
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Cheese always comes in the best forms. A block of gouda, a wheel of cheddar, a barrel full of havarti... and if you're me: a bathtub full of queso dip. YUM!
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My mother taught me to always say yes to anything extra. Extra guac, extra ranch, extra cheese... as long as it doesn't cost extra, it's a yes!
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#MuppetsHauntedMansion
, an Original Special, starts streaming October 8 only on
@DisneyPlus
! I’m betting it pairs perfectly with ghost peppers and some ghoul-da cheese. Ha!
#Hallowstream
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My family has long been arguing that dumpster diving should be recognized as a legitimate sport. You get points for the dive and points for whatever treasure you can dig out!
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It's important to hang stockings by the chimney with care. Taking them down with care is also important: Check for my relatives sleepin' in there!
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I just got home from brunch, my favorite meal of the day... at least until it's finally linner time. And don't even get me started on dupper!
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I've brought my lunch to work every day so far this year. It feels so great! You can't beat the feeling of eating a full wheel of Havarti and then an immediate nap.
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Finally, some well-deserved worldwide recognition for us rodents! Happy
#WorldRatDay
to all the rats out there. Have an extra slice on me today, will ya?
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I'm scrambling to finish my list of Must-Eat Foods of 2022 before the new year! Speaking of which, scrambled eggs are next on the list...
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I don't get emotional often... Well, actually, that ain't true. I get pretty emotional every time my food delivery shows up at my door. I've hugged more delivery guys than you can count!
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Friends don't let friends get a to-go box. Why make 'em carry that food home? Finish their portion and yours... plus appetizer and dessert…. before the bill even shows up.
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Some people will tell ya to always put your best foot forward, but we rats say ya gotta put your best FOOD forward! Eat the best stuff first and work your way down.
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There's no better friend to have than a weirdo like
@GonzotheGreat
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I'm workin' on a DIY project during lunch. In my case, DIY stands for "Dig in! Yum!"
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Normally I spend my weekends watching every cooking show I can find, but they're just not doin' it for me lately. Sure wish they'd invent smell'o'vision or taste'o'vision. Time to go talk to Dr. Honeydew...
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I'm not sure why they call it "take-out" food. The way I eat, I don't even have a chance to take the food out of the restaurant before it's gone.
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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, it depends... is the lightbulb in the fridge? If so, it'll be screwed in as soon as we finish eatin'.
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Celebratin' 25 years of puttin' the "rat" in "Pi-rat"! Celebrate the 25th anniversary of Muppet Treasure Island with me,
@GonzotheGreat
,
@KermitTheFrog
, and
@DisneyD23
as we live tweet the movie tonight at 4pm PST / 7pm EST!
#D23MuppetMayhem
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This Christmas, all I want is a full-size, two-bedroom gingerbread house. I figure if I pace myself I'll have sweet eats and a place to sleep until Valentine's Day.
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Whenever I've got the option, I order out. I know some people like home cookin', but it's just not the same when your home is a dumpster.
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Ever wondered what the back of my favorite jacket looks like? Me too. And now, thanks to
@SpicyPrawn
's textin' me this photo, we all have an answer!
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Combining breakfast and lunch into brunch is a great idea! I think we could take it one step further and combine the entire day into one big super meal called Breakunchnerper!
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Ooofff... Sorry I've been out of action lately, Tweeters. I've been in a food coma since Thanksgiving. I wake up every hour or two to eat leftovers, but other than that I've been knocked out.
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I'm so glad it's almost summertime! That means it's almost s'mores time. This summer, I'm experimenting: Cheese, bacon, peanut butter... I plan to roast it all… then have s'more.
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Has anybody ever hired a moving company to move ya from your couch to work because ya didn't wanna get up...? Askin' for a friend, I swear.
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Anybody got any extra Thanksgiving leftovers they could share with me? In my family, nobody's allowed to leave the table 'til we've cleared every plate in the house!
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