GOOD GIRL CHECKLIST
1-shy
2-loves her father
3-likes to cook
4-natural hair color
5-soft clean pretty feet
6-no tattoos
7-doesn't curse
8-doesn't need alcohol to have fun
9-no leopard print clothes
10-no Vans
How does your girl score?
7/10 or more and she's a keeper 💚
"Tinder is not the way
Bumble is not the way
Hinge is not the way
Developing a sexy hobby that allows you to display your talents and consistently meet new people — that is the way."
@alpharivelino
“She wants to make sure that she is with a man she can trust 100% to be calm, cool, strong, with grace under pressure
So she creates that pressure and chaos
And observes his behavior”
@alpharivelino
"TAYLOR SWIFT
Age: 34
Husband: zero
Children: zero
Ex boyfriends: 14
Body count: ??
Cats: 3
Now do you see why so many American women identify with her."
@alpharivelino
"She is like a child
If you argue with her, you are also like a child
If you blame her, you are also like a child
If you complain to her, you are also like a child
If you lose your temper with her, you are also like a child."
@alpharivelino
"TAYLOR SWIFT
Age: 34
Husband: zero
Children: zero
Ex boyfriends: 14
Body count: ??
Cats: 3
Now do you see why so many American women identify with her."
@alpharivelino
"Tinder is not the way
Bumble is not the way
Hinge is not the way
Developing a sexy hobby that allows you to display your talents and consistently meet new people — that is the way."
@alpharivelino
"She will try to confuse you
She will try to make you angry
She will try to distract you
She will try to get away with bad behavior she knows is wrong
She will try all these things because she is like a child."
@alpharivelino
You can't make a woman fall in love with you
All you can do is...
• bite her neck
• pull her hair
• spank her ass
• fuck her face
• cum in her mouth
• call her your whore
and hope for the best 💚
@alpharivelino
"TAYLOR SWIFT
Age: 34
Husband: zero
Children: zero
Ex boyfriends: 14
Body count: ??
Cats: 3
Now do you see why so many American women identify with her."
@alpharivelino
"Some women peak at 20
Some women peak at 25
Some women peak at 30
A few women peak at 35
A few even peak at 40
But no woman peaks at 45
Just kidding
They all peak at 18"
@alpharivelino
"Tinder is not the way
Bumble is not the way
Hinge is not the way
Developing a sexy hobby that allows you to display your talents and consistently meet new people — that is the way."
@alpharivelino
"Women hide their true "dark" sexual nature from
• weak men
• needy men
• boring men
So if anything I tell you about female sexuality sounds inconsistent with your experiences with women, now you know why."
@alpharivelino