@AngelFaceMommy Damn I read the love free will part and was like same I can just make chocolate milk whenever but that seems very underwhelming compared to what u followed up with

@throatenator Might do the same but with gin and tonics

@devileggos Lmao do you have a favorite monster truck

@bigdumb_baby Laundry day is my cats favorite day by far lol

Saying big naturals when referring to my balls going forward

@cowpokecae @devileggos I think that’s just a conference call haha

My cat reacts to me getting a new trash bag the way I would react if someone pulled out a gun in public

My friend just told me it takes her at least 45 minutes to blow dry her hair. How tf do women have time to do anything?

RT @Eagles: We have activated DE Brandon Graham from Injured Reserve, elevated FB Khari Blasingame and LB Nicholas Morrow for the game, and…

@wobblymami Hell yea

@devileggos TF DID I DO!?

@devileggos I’m mad at you get it in the morning

@devileggos wtf go to bed!!!!

@TheFredmeister @bimbo_hours My brother Fred she will get more tips with the nips!

@skanks17 @throatenator Bro don’t fucking tempt me

@juliashrek @skanks17 HANDSOME ALERT X2🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

RT @devileggos: seeing some of yall in twitter spaces like oh youre ONLINE online

@blockhim2025 May test out my new hot water heater and give myself a break thanks for the inspo!!!

@devileggos IM NOT IM TRYING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE JOKE!!!!