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Rhett Reisman

@RhettRe

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Tweets on Bitcoin, tech, and money • I help regular people learn programming and personal finance • YouTuber (views are mine)

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@Joshua_Ubeku 1 goal against part time farmer + 5 word cup pens = GOAT Treble + broke Prem goal record = fraud
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@ExtremeBlitz__ Kendrick Fans: "It's crazy cuz the first time they say Pickle Rick is at 6:16 of season 1 episode 6"
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@certifiedjared And it was dropped at 6:16pm Pacific Time
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@TikTokInvestors Live footage of an entire audience finding out how much money they’re about to not have
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@LioneI_Prime Messi deserves it based on his brace against Clermont Foot 63 in Uber Eats this season Haaland has never scored against Clermont Foot 63 in his career
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@Jason Other - 1776% tip BBQ is the backbone of America If you don’t like it you can leave
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@UTDCJ_ It's tough for Kendrick fans cuz if Drake stops dropping they won't hear their favorite music for 3 more years
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@EdSt3wart @GRDecter It’s like when you’re little and your grandpa plays “got your nose” and then you ask for it back and he doesn’t have your nose, but it’s also not on your face anymore.
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@centregoals Let’s see him do it on a rainy night in Stoke
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@A2TwillDraw Why don’t any of the pictures show his legs?
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@TechEmails Conclusion: 2011: 30% of the internet used Adobe Flash. iPhone doesn't support Flash. 2021: 90% of internet users connect via mobile. 8 of the top 10 best selling smart phones are iPhones. Less than 2% of the internet supports Flash
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@tippitytoptweet Ludwig from video games is the average Kendrick fan
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@bitcoin1zation It’s so funny that these people who “hate billionaires” are all deca millionaires
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@kingvirat64 @Joshua_Ubeku I agree. Messi’s performance against Clermont Foot 63 in Uber Eats was way more better than Haaland’s record breaking treble
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@bobby This "geriatric hobby" is the most dangerous sport the world has ever seen. Pickleball injuries have completely overwhelmed US hospital infrastructure
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Member when it fell from $66k to $16k and we held the whole way?
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@HotSpotHotSpot I took a neurological test. Everything was fine except for my broken foot. I didn’t wear the boot.
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@Austen Idk how anyone in Illinois who owns a scientific calculator is meant to feel safe after this reckless diatribe.
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@fiago7 Dortmund plays Bayern at Wembley, Bayern wins Tuchel also wins champions leagues after being embarrassed in the league that’s his whole thing
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@BetterCallAlba Arsenal loses to London tech workers
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@jujutsuAkutami The 4 eyes > the 6 eyes
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@zhil_arf Sweat equity
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@ESPNFC Messi deserves to win it hands down. He had a hand in every goal against AC Ajaccio (stalwarts of the Uber Eats league) Haaland has never made a goal contribution against Ac Ajaccio in his career.
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@stats_feed Since 2000: 🇧🇷 Brazil - 1 🇮🇹 Italy - 1 🇪🇸 Spain - 1 🇩🇪 Germany - 1 🇫🇷 France - 1 🇦🇷 Argentina - 1
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@DmitriyLeybel @MKBHD Yeah it just doesn't work at all ever
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@ProjectFootball Now do the second half stats
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@CNBC They literally have to because the money is worth less
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@APompliano @Matt_Hougan It won’t continue. That number on the right is getting cut in half soon
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@nocontextf00typ The agenda here is so crazy. They're out in the quarterfinals against Netherlands 2-1
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@verge Imagine you made a product that was so good that the government complained that you created a monopoly
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@zerohedge BREAKING: #Bitcoin CRASHES to levels not seen since Friday
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@theerkj Biggie famously ducked a beef with Bob Dylan for this exact reason
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@typesfast @elonmusk Just copy paste the whole thing into ChatGPT and ask it how to get the most likes
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@zekedup No voice crack No sweat No nearly having literal heart attack on stage No emotion
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@JoePompliano But can he do it on a rainy night in Stoke?
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@Thefrugalgay11 Think you might need to do more research on Arizona based on your map
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@TikTokInvestors The 30 seconds where they try to do 1000000-100 in their heads is the best part
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@GhanaYesu_ They can’t keep getting away with it
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@stats_feed Since 1980: 🇮🇹 Italy - 2 🇦🇷 Argentina - 2 🇩🇪 Germany - 2 🇧🇷 Brazil - 2 🇫🇷 France - 2 🇪🇸 Spain - 1
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@TikTokInvestors Imagine getting a $200k budget for investment properties but only $500 for manicures smfh
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@ChanceHMiller They probably didn’t design their case with every cable you own in mind
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@Dr__Ignacio It is actually unreal I saw several people posting today that he was trash. Bro scored a bicycle kick in the 90th minute lmao
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@YRNCaxton @TheSerbianLad How’d 22 year old Ronaldo do in the Prem
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@blackkingkofi @elonmusk Great point Kofi, that’ll be $8
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@ESPNFC No way man, it's gotta be Messi. He scored twice against Clermont Foot 63 in the Uber Eats league. Haaland has never scored against Clermont Foot 63.
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@Z3RO_GRAVITY_ These moments go on to age like milk. The story completely reverts back to Goku gets new power and beats bad guy every time
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@bakerbakerbaker If your team loses it is a direct reflection on your morals and character.
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@DailyAFC Wait until you hear about this one
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@TrishaRrrg @TerribleFinance Yeah all you have to do is perfectly time the bottom how hard could that be
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@mainmajin Peak cope or legendary comeback
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@YCrydev @TechEmails Of course it's not well known now - it's dead lol It was **very** well known in 2011
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@growing_daniel A few weeks later the bear came by and ate the lady. He closed the door politely and made tea for his family. Over time, through diligent observation of human laws and an uncanny understanding of squatters rights, the bear became the lawful owner of the house. The bear went
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@kirawontmiss Imagine minding your own business coding your app in the metaverse on the subway and then you realize you just inhaled crack smoke
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@MagusDevon @NasLeaf @PkmnBrainrot The number of insane playground lies that spread about Gen 1 Pokémon was out of control
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@TikTokInvestors Twitter comments be like: “iS tHiS sAtiRE?”
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@TikTokInvestors Interest rates are not high enough
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@DavidSacks There’s another video of that same guy bragging about how he was early in Uber. The resemblance is uncanny.
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@3SkullJoe 1 season = ~100 chapters 2: Alabasta 3: Jaya + Skypiea 4: Water 7 + Enies Lobby 5: Thriller Bark + Sabaody 6: Amazon Lily + Impel Down + Marineford + Post War 7: Return + Fishman Island + Punk Hazard 8: Dressrosa 9: Zou + WCI 10: Wano They’ll end it at the timeskip if
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@TikTokInvestors I plan to be a quadrillionaire (a goal I remember setting in 3rd grade). I’m also deep into anti-aging and I’m only 29 right now. Time value of money assuming (conservatively) that I live to 46,169 (and compounding 7% from the S&P 500) I’ll make it there no problem.
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@ProudFede @ErlingHaaland You’re stuck in your little EPL bubble and you have no idea what you’re talking about. Messi nearly scored a hat trick against Clermont Foot 63 in Uber Eats this season. Haaland hasn’t scored a single time against Clermont Foot 63.
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@HipHopAllDayy Longest charting album Drake = 579m The Weeknd = 335w Drake's album has been charting for 48 years - he's the winner.
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@LeakerApple I bought an Xbox and thought I would be able to play Nintendo games. The Justice Department needs to bail me out. This is unacceptable from Microsoft.
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@lichess I had this same position last week
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@sarthakgh This is peak corporate
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The most bullish case for bitcoin I’ve heard this year - maybe ever. Biggest takeaways: Bitcoin trades 168 hours / week You can’t sell 100 million dollars of gold in Istanbul on a Saturday night Institutions necessarily dampen volatility when creating large positions
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New episode with @michael_saylor is now live! We discuss how Michael built MicroStrategy, what his $500 million dilemma earlier this year was, and why he choose to put more than $400 million into Bitcoin with the company's balance sheet. Enjoy :)
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@TrollFootball The MLS hate is insane. Messi would be rated 91 if he stayed at PSG
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@the_transit_guy These magical train systems that everyone wants aren’t economically viable
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@Akademiks The lyrics are so corny lol
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@DylanLeClair_ Not true. I recently emptied my whole piggy bank and bought spot.
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@FrankKhalidUK Haaland shouldn’t win Balon D’or because he farts too much and Messi has never farted
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@DavidPoetry1 “New Drake music sucks” - Guy who doesn’t have ears
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@GoingParabolic The part where he brought up his bachelor party for his first marriage 70 years ago was when I realized that he was right and that #Bitcoin is a scam
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@fiago7 They’ll finally drop off after they miss qualifying for the next World Cup
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@DbsContents Why is it just the top half of Gojo on the cover?
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@MunichFanpage He left and won 4 champions leagues 🤦🏻‍♂️ stop
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@RetirementRight @PeterMcCormack Certainly you would take a 5-1 bet if it was 99%
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@alpharivelino Dog has already had multiple 9 figure exits
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@BarrySilbert My man has figured out how to tweet 10 times and say absolutely nothing
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@TopMGSzn If the Ballon D’or was decided by the powers that be: 2008: Messi 🇦🇷 2009: Messi 🇦🇷 2010: Messi 🇦🇷 2011: Messi 🇦🇷 2012: Messi 🇦🇷 2013: Messi 🇦🇷 2014: Messi 🇦🇷 2015: Messi 🇦🇷 2016: Messi 🇦🇷 2017: Messi 🇦🇷 2018: Messi 🇦🇷 2019: Messi 🇦🇷 2020: Messi 🇦🇷 2021: Messi 🇦🇷 2022: Messi 🇦🇷
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@awilkinson Really hard to live on any less than $12 mil in Chicago. Met a guy who was only making $11 mil, he couldn’t afford food.
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@ChrisJBakke Interest rates are not high enough
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@GRDecter If you’re new here this is how it works: Debt ceiling fear porn -> oh no they’re really defaulting this time -> they reach a “resolution” -> debt ceiling increases
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@PicturesFoIder This is exactly the scenario I’ve been preparing for as a lifelong gold investor. I would finally start deploying my capital to take over structurally significant businesses at pennies on the dollar. Bet you wish you were me
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@XXL If you told me in 2007 that in 15 years Seth Rogen would be aggressively not funny I wouldn't have believed you, but here we are
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@Space7not8 @bobby It was in the trillions. We’ve literally run out of hamstrings to transplant. This sport is bankrupting our country.
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@BitcoinMagazine Me going to comments and seeing a source posted
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@JuliaRosedale @imperialauditor “Some say that I am a monster” this is legitimately the craziest thing I’ve ever read
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@LeakerApple Imagine getting compared to a 4 year old chip and you lose sometimes lol
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@GregoryMcFadden I can’t believe people pay $1000 for these pieces of junk. My $200 Android has had 200hz display and has been blow torch proof for years now.
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@TheBTCTherapist @WhatBitcoinDid @ODELL @_pgauthier The only way forward is releasing a second firmware that doesn't include Ledger Recover
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@Babygravy9 Showered: 37 Had sex: 39
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@TheGalox_ Apple being charged by the “justice” department for inventing AirDrop and Continuity is peak clown world
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All the #BTC nerds want to trash Pomp all the time, but he’s consistently spot on about this stuff. Very clear thinking.
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Bitcoin is the best inflation hedge in my opinion. Many people incorrectly stated that bitcoin failed as an inflation hedge last year, but they missed what was happening. Here is how I think about it 👇🏼
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@ESYudkowsky Scientists predict the end of the world about every 20 years
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@nic__carter If you want to know what the NYTimes and CNBC will be saying in 18 months just read Bitcoin Twitter today
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@haig98 It looks 10x more productive from the outside. You need a keyboard to do any meaningful work
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