(1/2) As someone who works at a Men's Warehouse, that suit is Erwin's exact sleeve measurement and too big for Levi. The shoulders droop and the sleeves are too long, even tho the length is correct on the torso. A lot of Erwin's length is in his legs and Levi's is in-
his middle so I could see Erwin wearing an S length instead of an R or L. If it was an S for that reason, the sleeves and shoulders would be too big for Levi and the middle would be too big around, but the length would fit at the waist and all of this holds true.
Thinking of using my experience working at Men's Warehouse to write an au where Erwin falls in love with his tailor and keeps spending money on suits that are the wrong size so he has an excuse to talk fo him/keeps going to get sized and buy suits from him.
Thinking he's a lawyer and that's how he has the money for it. Thinking Levi's business gets threatened legally. Thinking Erwin defends/prosecutes for him. Use my law school knowledge too....
If the first fic I publish on this account is about Preggy Woowoo after talking for 2 months exclusively about Preggy Vash, the masses better not come for me.
Not Saturday for me anymore, but if I'm allowed to still Self Promo 👉👈
I published my first Eruri fic! It's very hurt comfort and Levi centered. Please mind the tags. (And check out this art
@_spicycloud_
made for it, albiet Kenny-themed!)
#Eruri
I talk about VW so much but I'm such a Knives stan. I need to analyze him. I need to write fics of him in eternal anguish but also drinking his fruity little drinks. What a woman.
Eruri AU, they meet on Twitter and fall in love, one finding out they are moving 2 hours from the other, and meet in person a few months before to feel out their relationship and it ends up working out, and now Erwin is going back to Levi again...
Oh wait...
Who put him in a modern fitting suit? 😭He needs a size down in his jacket (his poor little shoulders), the back let out a little so the buttons don't pull, and his pant legs need tapered. All of that could be avoided if he wore a skinny fit. It's made for men with his body type.
@levi_arigato
Fully agree! How we typically measure for an S length is on height (which Erwin obviously surpasses and would probably need a L in) but there are exceptions to the rule because a lot of suit buying is personal preference on exact lengths. Maybe he bought an S so they could share-
20 hours until my partner returns from the war (California) and I have been cleaning nonstop for 3 days. My sister keeps asking me why I'm Swiffering the walls. She doesn't understand the weight placed on those left behind when our boys come home from the front lines.
@levi_arigato
No no the S, R, and L in a jacket are not like S, M, L. It's short, regular, and long and specifically only in regards to the length on the waist of the jacket. It's separate from the shoulder/sleeve lengths. Erwin would still need bigger shoulders/sleeves than Levi but-
Any type of harassment is an automatic block. We're here for a good time, not a long time. I'm too busy with my full time job to put up with hate speech when I came here to get away from reality for a bit.
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Ouuugghh missing my partner hours I just wanna sit and watch dumb tv together (I am ill and want cuddles)
Send cute eruri to help me cope with this horrible turn of events.😔🙏
My partner's first day back at college on their last semester before graduation and I'm so proud of them for making it this far 🥰 Everyone wish them luck!
@levi_arigato
If he got an S in the length, it would still look correct on him AND wouldn't be overly long on Levi, like how it fits him in S1/2. They seem to have similar torso lengths so I genuinely think Erwin got an S length so Levi could wear it if he wanted, even tho it's too big in his-
@nini9497910
Knives saying "tch" in response is so funny 😭 But I'm so so happy you're okay! I'm glad everything went smoothly!! Here's to hoping for a smooth recovery as well!
@mournfullybound
@sakamaoto_
SECONDED! I was practically wheelchair bound for a few months and seeing Levi in his chair legit gave me so much confidence about just existing in the real world tbh. Seeing people hate on him for it definitely sends more of a message towards mobility aid users than they realize.
One of my big New Year's resolutions is to make more moots on this account. I miss talking to people about fandom stuff and I have so many Trigun worms I'd love to scream about lmao
A week ago I was sleeping in bed with my boyfriend and I was twitching, and I was like, out. And he commented on the twitching and, my half asleep ass, said "Yes. I am twitching!" In my Erwin Smith chibi theatre voice and did NOT remember it at all. 💀💀💀💀