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Retriever of Goldens

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@Botted_Likes The image has been summoned
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@FBatcat “We need less obsession over Western fantasy”. “Nooo that’s disrespect to that culture to use it!”.Fucking pick one.
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@Grand_Toraiarch If you fuck up so bad that the KKK sided with a Black guy, you probably deserved it.
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@Andrew94722910 Crazy how he destroyed Jeb’s campaign by calling him a nickname lol. “Low Energy Jeb”.
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@NewDealChief This isn’t actually satire, it’s exactly what happened.
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@tulpapilled >Latinas are obsessed with Indians.I’ve never seen a more false statement lmao.
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@AlDefinitely Not smiling is fascist now.
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@cafecubano_ Fun fact, American English is closer to the English that Shakespeare spoke than modern British English. This is because around the 16-1700’s, posh British culture went mainstream, so people tried to mimic that culture, including the specific upper class accent 1/2.
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@lporiginalg Calling Trump the antisemitic candidate is hilariously out of touch.
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@DelusionPosting The names she listed are WAY shorter and easier to pronounce than this keyboard smashing bullshit.
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@uisbg1 The Greeks showed up, asked if you wanna know about Jesus, the Varangians said “this guy sounds cool”. Only area his argument works on is the Baltics.
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@AlDefinitely You literally said “he’s leaning into fascist aesthetics” .Don’t be a liar, stand up for what you said.
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@questionableway Now??? It’s always been the Lingua Franca of the internet lmao.
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@ejenk Ironically, it is the best Republican performance in DC in about 12 years.
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@ElTetarr Lmao that’s just funny. Reminds me of California’s term limit law that explicitly allowed Jerry Brown to serve infinite terms but banned Arnold from running again.
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@iamyesyouareno There are dozens of Russians cities where Whites are a minority, ever heard of Kazan? Or the entire area of Chechnya?.
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@tulpapilled I hate it when none of yall say the name of the movie in these posts or comments.
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@pegobry_en >proud warrior culture.>fights 1 (one) war with an outside group.>immediately and helplessly destroyed so bad that your conquerors have to prop you up so you don’t go extinct.>still try to act tough.🤣.
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@BitecoferStan Lichtman screaming about blasphemy is so fucking funny and destroyed his already sinking reputation.
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@high_t_memes I had a lactose intolerant buddy in high school. He had cereal once a week for 5 weeks and suddenly he had zero issues with milk.
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@cornerstcre @CultureCrave He’s a self hating White, as are most Hollywood celebs.
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@InsaneCope “Jesus isn’t real but if he was he’d look absolutely nothing like what Hebrews or Aramaics looked like”.
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@royllovians The Rosetta Stone was about to be smashed by Arab Egyptians (who colonized Egypt in the 6-700’s AD, exterminating the native Egyptians) until the French stole the Rosetta Stone from them and discovered the key to solving the Ancient Egyptian language.
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@RealAlbanianPat Imagine if Spain committed to their plan of colonizing Guangdong, we could’ve got Asian Mexicans 😭.
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@AlDefinitely “I said he looks like a fascist, I didn’t say he IS a fascist”.I miss when words had meaning.
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@AlDefinitely @CokeLivesMatter Then why is it when Trump does it, it’s “fascist aesthetics” but LBJ doing it gets no such accusation.
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@AtheistTakes Iesus, or Yeshua. Names are adapted to the local languages they arrive in.
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@uawanama Let’s send you then.
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@InsaneCope It was a mentally disturbed teen and a schizophrenic Biden fan who shot at Trump.
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@frogNscorpion “Your hymen getting broken”.Crazy how these doctors just lie and tell them they’ll have complete female anatomy.
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@MentisWave This image sums them up so well
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@DelusionPosting Anyone who thinks this is how characters are made, or makes characters this way, is banned from making characters.
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@DelusionPosting “Doctors don’t heal people, they work in the place where healing naturally occurs” 😂.
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@InsaneCope The difference is Michele Obama made the food go from delicious and unhealthy to bland/disgusting and slightly more unhealthy. Michele Obama would be annihilated by Gen Z voters who know full well what she did.
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@DelusionPosting This year has made me massively spiteful to Groypers. Glad the Republicans made them excommunicado.
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@FBatcat Every single leftist on Earth has been complaining about Eurocentric fantasy, yet when a Native American mythological creature is mainstream y’all piss and whine. Nothing will every make you crybabies happy.
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@AlDefinitely @CokeLivesMatter So by your logic, LBJ is also fascist?.
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@Botted_Likes They were less than 0.1% of the population.
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@shitpost_2077 I love how this meme makes the stereotypical bad kid anti race mixing but totally fine with gay marriage lmao.
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@Mr_Lonely911 This is the only thing people remember from Turbo lol.
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@ReviewsPossum Mfer is either saying that wide *child bearing* hips and large breasts that contain more milk aren’t attractive or that they have nothing to do with reproduction. Either way he’s a retard.
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@InsaneCope It was literally one guy who said it and nobody likes him.
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@Der_Parrot China claiming that Corona didn’t come from their country is so fucking funny.
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@H0LYDI0 @GlomarResponder >African. Dude she’s from outer space. She has orangish hair and orange skin, with green eyes. Gingers are closest to that, with 2/3, so I think it’s fair to let them play her.
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@InsaneCope “Why are you bringing up that horrible thing we wanna do?”.
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@newblindeye “Why can’t the rest of the world decide who leads America” they rely on us for help and defense yet think they can decide who wins our elections.
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@InsaneCope Islam has a tenet called Takkiya. It’s where Muslims are allowed and even encouraged to lie if it can get them what they want, or helps their cause. The Muslim attacker was obviously lying considering that he shouted Allahu Ackbar and attacked dozens of Christians.
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@lporiginalg “Nobody with big ears”.This is Irish discrimination.
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@theanglishtimes Behold the field of my yeems, see that it is barren.
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@miaistyping A store selling alcohol is not the same as an entire aisle dedicated to female gooner items.
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@AlchemistBurger @BasedPota18 That game was honestly my favorite in the series.
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@BannedDad Funny, even Muhammad explicitly went against these.
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@RWgorilla Alan Moore? The man who wrote a strawman character for how he didn’t like conservatives and accidentally made the best character in the entire story? Rorschach moment.
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@ArealsigmaMale Theo Von is such a sweet guy. I wish more people were as kind and wholesome as he is.
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@projectethos5 @iamyesyouareno White people breathing is racist.
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@chillariclinton “What, Hitlerism is a valid religion! We have a right to display our symbols outside this Synagogue!”. How you sound.
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@AKScans This is Whiteness. Doing something good even when you’re being punished for it.
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@AtheistTakes >churches have no literacy.You can thank Christians for mainstream literacy actually.
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@DelusionPosting Every single one of them has committed a crime by being an illegal immigrant: that’s a crime rate of 100%.
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@InsaneCope This is Schlatt.
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@Botted_Likes 99% of the “iconic Kamala images” are random blurry things we’ve never seen before.
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@Edrick1954 He’s voiced by the same actor as Davy Jones. And fights a character voiced by Jack Sparrow. Rango is an amazing movie.
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@InsaneCope Transgenders will call for the castration of every male child, mastectomies for every female, while simultaneously saying they just wanna be allowed “basic human rights”.
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@DelusionPosting Mfer has reverted to 1700’s style racism.
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@cafecubano_ The colonies ignored this change however, so our accents are closer to what Shakespeare spoke than your average Londoner today.
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@InsaneCope Arabs didn’t colonize the Levant until half a millennia after Jesus was killed.
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@2stupid2idoit Please don’t say you actually believe it’s real.
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@frogNscorpion “Getting saucy with a pencil”.It’s just a fetish for these creeps, Jesus Christ.
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@AtheistTakes Satellite mapping and modern marvels would make a trip across a huge chunk of the known world easier? Nahhhh clearly Moses was a liar.
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@MelegReizinger @ZFlawles1s 1980’s ass map.
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@LinkofSunshine If someone spells White as “yt” they’re either a black supremacist or some brand of hotep.
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@BitecoferStan It would’ve been really cool if a Delaware delegate gave one last hurrah for Joe Biden.
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@vocalcry In the USA, Indians aren’t hated because we mostly have Kshatriya’s via India’s brain drain.
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@blacknredtext >my religion. Muslim moved to Australia and got mad when people didn’t worship him lol.
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@LakePoliticsYT This is how they act lol. “You can’t literally see the cause of the problem? Clearly it shouldn’t matter to you”.
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@AbreuPedroga @InsaneCope They genuinely think they look like actual women lol.
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@GreenTextRepost Voldemort is my least favorite villain of any major fantasy series. He has no motive beyond “I failed to kill this kid so now it’s my life goal”, he casts 1 (one) spell in every situation, and he has no personality except generic dark lord.
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@DelusionPosting Pretty sure the White Walkers are fucking zombies, not climate change. In Westeros, seasons happen for years at a time, including winter.
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@DucDeVinny The existence of Guatemala implies the existence of Guatabueno.
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@NapoleonBonabot Biden Harris bribed millions of college students with student loan payments but God forbid Trump help Americans afford food that Dems made expensive.
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@Anchovy_Pizza The image has been summoned
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@TheUnaButters @RWgorilla This pisses me off so much. Somebody told me once that Superman was a “cliche super hero, he has all the generic powers” 🤦🏻‍♂️.
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@LinkofSunshine This is the life cycle of most big HOI4 mods. They remove all the fun and diverge into a parody of realism where nothing happens the whole game and you micro manage boring useless shit. At least KR still has some kinda WW2 thing going on.
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@Stone_tossers Bro why is Benito black 😭 Even the darkest siciliano isn’t that swarthy 🤣.
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@BoldfaceJames You will never appease Islam. You can cut off your own head and they’ll still say you’re a subhuman heretic.
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@kissinglesson We send billions to Africa each year. Not our fault their governments waste that money. I’d rather we stop funding warlords frankly.
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@hayasaka_aryan “I don’t want to represent a country that doesn’t represent my values”.He’s worried the sub Saharan supremacy would end under Le Pen.
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@Templarpilled Not trying to rain on parades but Jesus wasn’t black.
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@reddit_lies American culture didn’t produce this, corruption and elitism did this. Look at the American golden age, 1945~2000. It ended around the time faux-progressive elites took control of our media, finalized their control of our food, killed the nuclear family, I could go on.
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@TrueSlazac Because farmers actually contribute. Salafists and Antifas just collect welfare.
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@ReviewsPossum Democrats in a nutshell.
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@titmaestro @Templarpilled Being in the Middle East does not automatically add melanin to you lmao. Jesus was Aramaic, a currently extinct people group. Ethnically, they were very similar to Jews and Greeks. Jesus would’ve looked like what those guys are today.
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@Rajaizaghal @realMaalouf >remained the same.They were slaughtered and settled by Arabs. Your argument only applies to the Maghreb region.
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@singlecrossing “She’s a saar and a darkie, but she’s my pick for president”. 100% he’d say that if he was around today.
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@WigglyCath Twitter artists are obsessed with vitiligo lol.
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@AngryGranny1 @ok_but_still Probably because he’s rotting in the dirt right now you dumbass.
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@InsaneCope Mark Cuban.Soros Family.Klaus Schwab.Countless others.
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@MorrionCB05 @royllovians >palestine flag.>says settler colonialism is unrealistic .Interesting.
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@MapGameMoments @PdxInteractive @PDX_Dev_Studio @HOI_Game @CrusaderKings Bro what do you mean, map games are 90% of their lineup lol.
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