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I am starting an online dating site on
@elonmusk
X
It will however not be X rated !
Now conservatives who have everything in common with each other can find another way to find love while being even more picky about the “type” of Conservative they are. 🤦♀️🙏🏻
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In honor of
@realDonaldTrump
“mug”
shot , I will be wearing a red tie every
day until
@FaniforDA
& her
@OnlyFans
account is removed and audited by the
fake 86k “IRS Agents” .
I called
@50cent
this morning he
agreed “she for the streets” !
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Thanks for catching this I am a bad ass!
Watch Kamala completely ignore Republican Anna Paulina Luna who is mad at the Vice President for reunifying families split up by Trump’s HEINOUS family separation policy.
This is how you win against them: ignore them!!
I’m voting for HER!
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Thank you
@realDonaldTrump
for my nomination to the head of Homeland Security
@SecMayorkas
destroyed our border in 30 days from
@POTUS
“inauguration”
Make Borders Real Again !
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EMERGENCY MESSAGE: Hamas was worse than we thought
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They have 48 hrs to apologize and disavow or the 🩴 will be activated
@carolina_bonita
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With memories of atrocities in Africa still vivid, asylum seekers are helping Israel | The Times of Israel
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.
@JoeRogan
: "No one is going to run against Trump on the Republican side and win because you are not going to get the Trump supporters... The fact that he was the President for four years, and the country was in a great economic situation, and it looked like his policies were
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Acute psychosis induced by mRNA-based COVID-19 vaccine in adolescents: A pediatric case report - PMC
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Make America Pregnant Again !
@realDonaldTrump
is back to
@elonmusk
X and both these men
know what’s up!
#conservativewives
#alwaysovulating
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Haters going to hate
@realDonaldTrump
is a winner
I only pick winners.
My baby is a winner!
My husband is definitely a winner !
Conservative women are winners!
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@X
@Support
@cstanley
@stealthmedical
is no longer suspended but can’t log into the account password won’t work reset won’t work thank you for the help 🙏🏻
It appears
@StealthMedical1
has been suspended without reason or warning. Any chance you can help resolve this?
@cstanley
@TwitterSupport
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IDF releases footage of Hamas beating civilians and stealing aid in Gaza Strip - YouTube
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Definition of Derangement Syndrome:
The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal and balanced people triggered by the mention of a specific topic.
If you feel you identify with these symptoms, I will be opening spaces and a support group weekly.I am here to serve
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Your vegetable of a President has given your tax dollars to a terrorist organization ! Enjoy Suckers keep voting BLUE and see how you lose !
BREAKING: The Biden Administration has given billions to the Taliban over the past two years, according to a new report.
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Israel Implemented More Measures to Prevent Civilian Casualties Than Any Other Nation in History | Opinion
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White House staff ends Biden's bizarre press briefing abruptly -
@POTUS
said he wants China to be successful while in Vietnam!
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Someone please type out instructions for our president so he knows how to use his phone!
Biden is once again back at the beach — his 363rd vacation day since taking office
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I can’t believe I have to work with men who think they live in fantasy land even Peter Pan grew up ! Try harder
Actually, per reports, Archer testified that Joe Biden was put on the phone to sell “the brand.”
Including during a meeting with a Chinese business associate.
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Oh I’m sorry did you say something because we’ve been saying it for three years?!
City Hall NYC. A press conference was held regarding the migrant crisis, Deputy mayor
@AWilliamsIsom
calls on the national and federal agencies to step up and help with the migrant crisis.
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How the Uniparty gets to group think !
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Are we sure he was in the military ?
BREAKING: Lebanon launches large scale attack on Northern Israel..
Here we go!
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The look on Trump’s face and then the jacket fixing ! He knows exactly who this man is and isn’t !
@RealCandaceO
Putin walked past ALL the world leaders to shake Trump and Melania's hands, Bring back RESPECT to the office of the US President
All Americans whether Democrat or Republican need to understand that the world is watching.
Make America Great Again
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join us live
John Fetterman is wearing a suit during Netanyahu's speech today:
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Woman's breast implant deflects bullet, saving her life - CNN
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Listen to the recording !
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Qatari Sociologist Demonstrates Wife-Beating | MEMRI
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Wow
Democrats haven’t been this upset in public since republicans freed all their slaves
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Why is the
@DNC
obsessed with climate change and weather conversations ?! Biden wasn’t talking about the weather
@danielsgoldman
or should is say
@GretaThunberg
?!
So the Democrats’ defense of Joe Biden is now … he repeatedly didn’t know who he was on the phone with, who he was meeting with, and who he was having dinner with.
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SA is a war zone right now !
South African farmer Theo Bekker (79) was brutally murdered by 4 thugs yesterday
The attackers beat him with an iron bar, slit his throat, and then beat his wife Marlinda
This came 24 hours after EFF leader Julius Malema told a crowd of 90k people to “kill the Boer (Whites),
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Subcommittee on National Security, the Border, and Foreign Affairs Hearing - Watch
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@X
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Hawley grills Mayorkas over DHS employee who celebrated Hamas terror attack | Fox News
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Meadows trying to move case to federal court
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Mexican army sends troops, helicopters, convoys in to towns cut off by drug cartels - The Washington Post
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The ADL has been infiltrated by the Left and Chaos Agents !
I stand with
@libsoftiktok
@ChayaRaichik10
and
@elonmusk
It’s his business let him run it as he deems fit Period!
If you don’t like it leave , the same who talk horribly about America 🇺🇸
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More more more
Israeli forces are hunting the terrorists down and capturing them - dead or alive.
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This woman is everything !
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🇷🇺 President Putin greets the prisoners who were released today in swap with the United States.
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This!
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 🇻🇪 United States officially declares Edmundo González as the winner of Venezuela's presidential election against Nicolás Maduro.
"Given the overwhelming evidence, it is clear to the United States and, most importantly, to the Venezuelan people that Edmundo González
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Gosh I miss Topless Men and Cocaine at the White House said no one ever !
Would be a shame if this clip of Joe Biden brazenly, blatantly, knowingly lying to every reporter in America went viral.
(pssst you know what to do)
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Court allows Department of Defense to reassign unvaccinated Navy SEALs - SCOTUSblog
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Unbelievable corruption
#BREAKING
from
@Bloomberg
: Hamas is getting $8 million to $12 million A MONTH through online donations to organizations posing as charities to help civilians in Gaza.
We're willing to bet that civilians in Gaza aren't seeing a penny of those funds.
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Mysterious 'Disease X' to be discussed by world leaders
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Here I am on
@JesseBWatters
show on
@FoxNews
looking like a snack!
JUST IN🚨 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna urges Congress to impeach President Joe Biden for selling his political influence through his son to Russian, Ukrainian, and Chinese oligarchs, violating FARA to personally enrich his family.
Furthermore, the FBI, DOJ, and IRS have all been
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You can’t make this up !
Harvard will host a summer program where students will be briefed on “settler colonialism” at a Palestinian university that called for “glory to martyrs” after the Oct. 7 massacre in Israel and has a Hamas-run student government.
My latest investigation:
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Omg
Holy shlit. CNN contributor says that the black community feels connected to O.J. Simpson because he kiIIed white people:
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IDF releases video showing Tank assault, street fighting in the Gaza strip - YouTube
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What U.S. Senate Leader Chuck Schumer Just Did to Israel is INSANE - YouTube
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What my desk looks like
MYOCARDITIS INCREASES THROUGH THE ROOF
"DEAD IN 10 YEARS"
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I asked the same thing last night ?!
Why the hell isn’t Washington outlawing China’s purchasing of real estate in our country?
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😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🔥 Tucker Carlson Calls Trudeau’s Office
“We are coming to liberate Canada”
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@TuckerCarlson
this is insane
TUCKER CARLSON IN MADRID: The world needs to see what is happening in Spain, it's not getting the coverage it deserves
Tucker marching against a Socialist coup in Spain!
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Ummmm Madam Pelosi you have some explaining to do !
🚨BREAKING: Cell phone video of DC officer on J6 saying “we go undercover as Antifa in the crowd”
They’re ADMITTING it
How many cops & federal agents were undercover that day? How many instigated violence & property destruction?
Release the J6 tapes!
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6.79 in my neighborhood right now !
Does anyone out there miss these gas prices????
Then vote Trump 2024 🇺🇸
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“ I forgot the condom, I mean the order !” From the new season of : Confessions of a Nursing Home Patient
❗️ NOW: Joe Biden travelled to Maine and did an entire, lengthy speech on an executive order.
Then, of course, he forgot to sign it and aimlessly wandered off.
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The Hospital you go to is the difference between life and death !
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Awesome space gentlemen and ladies !
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It’s not global warming …..
🚨Yibing Wu has collapsed and been forced to retire from a match weeks after his body went faint at Wimbledon.
Earlier in the month while playing against the American, Wu was seen to by medics after bowing his head in his chair, with his heart rate measured to be 187.
The
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Who the F ? What the F?
Mohammed El Kurd at the pro-terror rally in London today:
“We must normalize massacres as the status quo”
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Proof he has been prepping for the
@joerogan
@joeroganhq
&
@realDonaldTrump
Interview ! Spitting facts with
@patrickbetdavid
on Biden. Wing the biggest liar and phony his whole career !
.
@JoeRogan
: "Joe Biden has been a f---kin goof his entire career. He's been caught lying so many times. He's so full of shit...
There is so much evidence that he is corrupt. Just undeniable evidence of corruption. The stuff with him and his son...
The guy [Devon Archer] who
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On Sundays we went for Bagels , Toys R US and the park , now they go to tampon ragers!
#makeitmakesense
A drag queen dressed in blood throws tampons to children at a “family-friendly” pride festival in Norwich, England
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👀💥😱
“They’ve got the goods!”
Dr. Jan Halper-Hayes,
@Biz_Shrink
a Republican Commentator and former VP of Republicans Overseas told a British morning news show this morning that she sits on a DOD Task Force and that Space Force has evidence of the 2020 stolen election.
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This is not enough protection for this man!
This is my favorite video of the day.
MAGA is for everyone. The American Renewal is underway
#Trump2024
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"Would you commit to pardoning" Trump, asks
@MegynKelly
.
"I don't think it would be good for the country to have an almost 80-year-old former president go to prison," says Gov.
@RonDeSantis
.
FULL 50-minute interview airs tomorrow at NoonET. Subscribe:
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@ImMeme0
@carolina_bonita
We have decided to move the BLM association to the Epstein Island so they can handle the destruction and then construction . Tons of opportunities for anger management meanings pool side
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BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz Goes Nuclear On Dem Colleagues For Supporting 'Loons' Nominated For Bench -
@SenTedCruz
says the nominees by
@POTUS
or so extreme they are Marxist’s and Radical Leftists !
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I am starting an online dating site on
@elonmusk
X
It will however not be X rated !
Now conservatives who have everything in common with each other can find another way to find love while being even more picky about the “type” of Conservative they are. 🤦♀️🙏🏻
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Gov. Kathy Hochul asks Biden administration to help get asylum seekers working legally - CBS New York
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Amazing speakers in here get in ! Dr.Paul Thomas Vaccine Friendly Plan
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Hitler Ipad in Gaza | Caroline Reacts - YouTube
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This Israeli protected his wife, children from Hamas terrorists - YouTube
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This is wholly inaccurate
The ceasefire that we’re working on would be the best, most immediate way to enable us to surge humanitarian assistance. —
@SecBlinken
on increasing aid deliveries to Gaza.
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@ThaWoodChipper
this one is on your “team” now . We did our best on the women’s side and clearly we screwed the pooch I mean the pouch !
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How did Nayib Bukele win so much of the El Salvadoran vote? Firstly, he made it safe by crushing the crime lords, jailing gang members en masse and enforcing the law to turn what was once the continent’s deadliest nation into the safest.
He did what many said was impossible,
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@LauraLoomer
Brother lovers , married campaign lovers , real husbands too let’s take a walk down memory lane:
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