I look like the kind of dude who’d say Travis Tritt should’ve performed the halftime show, but naw I’m just mad Kendrick didn’t do “Swimming Pools.”

Guaranteed Jelly Roll fires his agent if he's not in at least 3 Super Bowl commercials, shown in the crowd, or gets to sing the chorus of "Alright" Sunday.

Thomas Rhett makes music for moms in the Network Marketing Industry.

@cornbreadcowboi @squid_tuttle I know you got other good taste though. Some people only listen to popular stuff like that, and it's okay, but they're dumb.

@CountryRedd787 There's plenty. Just not on the radio or mainstream playlists.

I’m “doesn’t listen to Beyoncé” years old but not “John Rich speaks for me” white.

Only Grammy I ever cared about was mine, rest her soul. If she handed out awards, they woulda gone to Conway and Charley Pride and Connie Smith every year.

RT @Farcethemusic: Teddy Swims is Jelly Roll for people who are employed.

@KylePankey1 You may be more into Gavin Adcock then.

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@PennyForUrTh0ts Ha ha. I think they're both pretty good songwriters, but I don't listen to either one much.

Like my favorite poet Sir Christopher Knight said, "Stupid's in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway."

@NFLbadtakes Chiefs probably woulda won yesterday regardless, but the refs still suck

@MichaelObriant They deserve to be as sad as the rest of us

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Dan + Shay make music for people who say "the only secular music I listen to is Dan + Shay."