@maggie_rae
@MelindaTaub
I feel like poo, and then I found this thread and it made my fucking day. This response in particular murdered me. Thank u. I’m 41.
I’ve been over Louis CK ever since I saw him live while I was on acid. He appeared as the actual devil and his act was just a math formula.
For context I once saw
@mariabamfoo
while on acid & was like “this woman is a heartbreaking work of staggering genius & possibly also God.”
A lady from my sober fb group overdosed & died last night. She’s been struggling w relapse for the past few years. It looked like it was turning around for her and then 4 days ago her dad died of covid. We’ll never be able to grasp the true # of covid related deaths. RIP Dana.
We, the People: Hey, can we get our extra $600/week unemployment back?
The Gov’t: $500/week?! What do you need $400/week for!?We can’t afford to give you $300/ a week!
@lisa_curry
Ok upon further inspection this makes sense bc she thinks any bunch of any different things on a plate is charcuterie and any bunch of criminals in the White House is a first family.
A talent manager asked me what my entertainment goals in 2020 were and I was like, same as every other Jewish writers, an invite to
@guybranum
’s Passover Seder.
@anylaurie16
Just found out the guy I had my first abortion with doesn’t believe in shutting down to stop the spread, I wholeheartedly second this tweet.
I am a SOBER ALCOHOLIC.
I work a PROGRAM of recovery.
I am BANNED from AirBnB.
I don’t know how many PEOPLE I’ve slept with.
Once I SLASHED my wrist with a HEALING CRYSTAL.
If you don’t LIKE IT,
ACCEPTANCE IS THE ANSWER TO ALL MY TROUBLES TODAY.
I’m not in the best mood rn, but three years ago I spent Christmas in the psych ward after trying to fly to LA in a blackout and today I woke up sober and living in LA so there’s that.
I was robbed & possibly had my identity stolen yesterday & today was thinking about drinking. Then the liquor store was set on fire around the corner I guess I’ll stay sober another day @ sunset & Gardner
It’s been so long since I’ve dated because you’re not supposed to in your first year of sobriety, and I’ve been in my first year of sobriety for eleven years.
15 months clean and sober. This past three weeks have been the hardest. Grateful to still be sober today. I can’t imagine a hangover with these headlines.