Washed Gamer
@RealWashedGamer
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full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast. https://t.co/V2FoEg6kin
Spa, Belgium
Joined February 2011
@curvegodalex “So we took a look at your car and the problem was way worse than you coulda imagined, the top came off” .Them: “top of what”.“Well it might sound hard to believe. but the top of the car”.Them: “the sunroof?”.“Among other things”.
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@CultureCrave Girl saw the Keke Palmer drama & immediately started clout chasing. They’ve BEEN broken up, she just wants to slander his name & get her 15 mins. This part right here, tells me that it’s a her issue not a him issue.
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@Keldrickpaints @FrankieMooon Other scientists: naw but I do be seeing boobies all over the place though
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@ii_analyze “I once worked with a guy for 3 years & never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”.
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@nattednate @InterestingsAsF Everyone’s mistaking the white stuff for ice cream, it’s actually an 8 ball of coke.
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@genessalouise All I can ask is that they try to lock in. But if they can’t? No shame in that, you ain’t Luka baby.
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@LilySimpson1312 I can’t imagine there’s a soul on earth, especially one that’s been on social media for an extended period, that actually think kids benefit from social media in any way shape or form.
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@ShitpostGate Dude lives his best life making fun movies with friends & is enough of a star to make bank doing so .Ain’t ever gonna hate on Sandler for being the absolute homie.
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@OrwellNGoode They are, but it’s annoying how a simple typing error is likely the issue as opposed to mathematically getting it wrong.
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@DailyLoud Nope, that’s it. I’m done. I’m holding out hope for Will bc i love him but I can’t deal with hearing any more about this woman
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@kelseybone3 You’re mentioning the other girl rather than just propping up A’ja. You riding the same train girlie.
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@MeelzTV This the whole conversation:.“Man I can’t believe this is what it looks like, fuck”.“Loooool this shit is ass”.“Yeah son I know but I can’t say shit”.“You’re cooked 😂”.😭😭😭😭.
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@TheWapplehouse The whole “I’m interviewing you but don’t care to & this is a hassle” vibe is so obnoxious.
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@BleacherReport Lonzo shooting his shot off the court bc he can’t shoot it on the court anymore.
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@BrianSuttererMD Hear me out, y’all will NEVER be happy. Just constantly complaining about EVERYTHING. KD was right.
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@HoopMixOnly “That’s not a travel” yet it’ll get called in every pick up, rec, & professional game it’s tried in lol. Argue with a wall but it’s getting called regardless.
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@LakeShowYo This actually perfectly summarizes the problem with the WNBA’s growth problem, they want the benefits of being a bigger league but it has to be exactly how they want it. They ain’t ready for primetime, especially when reporters & media members act this exact same way.
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@KenHeLive Need the league to start counting these turnovers on the receiver so they have an incentive to catch it.
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@TheDunkCentral Respect the game? The guy thats in year 21 and was balling out like a top tier player last year in year 20? Nobody respects the game more to dedicate themselves that much to it lol.
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@Headgraphix Me personally? We’re going about life, that’s my ride or die now. They’ll hop off when they’re ready.
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@MamaTapoka “It’s a whole year away” bc it’s a literal calendar year, I get it. Rest of us it’s just 365 days lol.
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@Rivaled_ Fr. My mute button got the wear & tear but the block button still fresh out the box.
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@PaulTassi @ice100g @realswtheory Actually baffling how people are irritated at you for posting a number of somebody that found yours. Actions have consequences but these people don’t want to accept that.
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@ClutchPoints This why I don’t drive the Bugatti anymore, just ain’t worth the gas prices.Sticking to the Prius bc real G’s move is silence like lasagna.
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@SamQuinnCBS Idk I really like “My little pookie bear” for LeBron but maybe that’s just me.
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@TheDunkCentral People want to up shaq bc he’s the OG but Dwight is spot on in every single part of this response .Shaq has gotta have the worst post career, he’ll be more remembered for being an insecure hater than for being the most dominant big ever.
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@DiscussingFilm Just go on TikTok, hundreds of people have nailed the voices. You’d never even notice lol.
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@WorldWideWob This play will be used for generations to coach the importance of boxing out.
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@Curry4daW Only on lebrons team do guys like year 17 Dwight & year 15 rondo get treated as superstars lol.
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@Certinfy Meh, runners could do it but winning the 100, 200, 400, 800, 1500, 5000, 10000, hurdles, & relay is tough. For gymnastics men could also win 8 medals in a single Olympics & women could win 6 .Phelps is just the greatest swimmer ever, having won 8 events in Beijing.
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@t_NYC I’m sorry but it’s not amazons fault the mother left an 8 year old in the car by themselves for an entire shift .Like if that’s your childcare plan, just leave them at home . Should companies do more to help with childcare? 100%. But fundamentally you need to hold parents.
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@IcyVert Not nearly as much as you might think. Games weren’t that big on the 360, not compared to the storage we have readily available today.
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This is the greatest example of barbarian intellect & ingenuity I’ve seen. Gotta love Baldur’s Gate 3
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@KenHeLive They ain’t even old enough to have been around since the beginning. Literal life long hate 😭.
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@BleacherReport Holy shit was an amazing response, can't wait for all the fans to absolutely miss the point.
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@FuckKoroks Idk what’s funnier: the game saying “this player might be gay” or the fact that somebody got upset about it after having specifically chosen that bc “rah rah men strong” 😂😂😂.
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@KevOnStage The entirety of the EU would die if they tried to go through a Phoenix summer 😂
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@uncledoomer Love that they’re facing kidnapping charges. What a bunch of morons. Treating college age gaps like To Catch a Predator is crazy. This is the damage age gap Twitter has done.
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@TheNBACentral @highkin @dru_star I speak for everyone when I say that until Dame demands a trade, we don’t care.
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@BleacherReport All guys want is someone be to give them uppsies, just look at the smile on his face after
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@LakeShowYo Shoutout the clippers for building a successful franchise. Unfortunately it’s in Oklahoma City & not Inglewood.
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@BallsackSports It’s funny bc LeBron usually super respectful of his opponents but he has zero respect for this grizzlies team.
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@TheEnemiesPE3 I know people say Bautista is the best WWE star turned actor but Cena has found his niche as a comedian & he is hilarious . Go watch 🐓 Blockers, truly one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen.
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@r3cLAIm3R34 @PaulTassi @realswtheory Why would he post his boys number & put them on blast? 😂.Y’all really be dumb as rocks lol.
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@georgemikan Bron running point on that team with that level of shooters is just unguardable.
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@CameraTrickTips Don’t ever spend this much time on a story just for 99.9% of your audience to tap right through it.
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@NicholasPas5 Y’all sleep on Cena it’s crazy. He nails every role. It’s comedic humor mostly but Blockers is legit one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, in large part due to him.
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