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@RealPotatus

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2 years
@capitalweather @MatthewCappucci Tornado just passed north of Tysons Mall heading down international drive. Holy crap.
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@mattxiv I knew a guy in college who was gay, Jewish and black. We called him triple Chris.
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9 months
@amuse @AlisPeraza That article doesn’t say anything about NYC officials. If NYC were advising such a thing, it would be public and not coming from an anonymous source.
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4 years
@1WhiteDadWasted @KimKardashian Rich people need to stop bragging about their private islands where young boys wearing nail polish are groped by adults.
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8 months
@RealOmarNavarro Didn’t the stock market hit an all time high today?
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4 years
Tear gas has been deployed in #manassas #blm protest on Sudley Rd.
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4 years
@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews It wasn’t a landslide. She only won by 3 million votes.
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5 years
@atrupar When in Miami, all walks of lice stay at the fabulous Trump doral resort.
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4 years
@unleashthetea @realDonaldTrump It’s over. He lost the election.
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2 years
@mattxiv These are same people that partake in ritual vampirism and cannibalism every Sunday
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2 years
@rodrigosrem I have no clue who any of these people are. Why do these things end up in my Twitter feed
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@america_mad @Newsweek By quoting the fbi director?
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5 years
@drmistercody Pointing out hypocrisy isnt an effective weapon against people who are morally bankrupt
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4 years
@Rschooley A million dollars of medical resources to own the libs
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2 years
@socialiststeve6 If there are no other journalists working today, then yes.
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1 year
@the_vtolHussar @QasimRashid @wyziwig The ak47 was never raised. Even the defendant said that to police.
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3 years
@soulchild72 @RealQuintonMayo The 30% unvaccinated in DC are responsible for 80% of the cases. The vaccine prevents a lot of infections.
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2 years
Tysons Mobil and Sunoco on Chain Bridge Rd. took a direct hit. No injuries. Roof of Sunoco was partially unmoored.
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1 year
@SebGorka Why don’t you explicitly lay out the crimes for which he should be prosecuted.
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2 years
Maybe some damage to some businesses on international drive between the two malls. Power lines arcing is what alerted me. Came out of nowhere. Tornado went right over Tysons corner metro station.
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4 years
@atrupar This interview is honestly the most reckless thing trump has done in his entire presidency. He has just told his most ardent supporters that this virus is a nothing burger.
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5 years
@RandPaul Donald trump lied for an hour in front of congress last night. You’re Donald Trumps poodle.
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3 years
@DineshDSouza Whether it was a serious threat or not, the attempt was made. Stop making excuses for these people. They committed crimes that can’t go unpunished.
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5 months
@moodyblue40s @cliddle @xAlphaWarriorx @julie_kelly2 Amazing ignorance. The US constitution refers to voting as a right.
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4 years
@leecrawfordux @ddknyt Exactly. All those fake registrations not showing up had no bearing on real ones showing up
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2 years
News media can use video with attribution to Christopher Wood and I retain rights.
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6 months
@ForgingLiberty @Alphafox78 Memes, if they are created by people who don’t know how to conjugate a common verb
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2 years
@ksorbs You’re complaining that you can’t bully people with monkeypox?
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4 months
@SirBylHolte @domskis69 You know crime is down significantly from 2020, right?
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6 months
@Tianmere @BGatesIsaPyscho Is this how y’all are going to deal with everything? If you don’t like the outcome, it’s rigged?
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1 year
@EmperorofRome5 @AmericanaAesth So why is it conservatives that want to preserve it?
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1 year
Intense microburst in Adam’s Morgan DC around 4:50. This was the strongest storm I’ve seen since the derecho. Rain was beyond belief. @MatthewCappucci @capitalweather @dougkammerer @HellgrenWJZ
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10 months
@mikejava85 @IsraelWarRoom Not to mention that Hamas’ rockets are not very powerful
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4 months
@plamen_neykov @KateMorton_ Why is that strange? Those are the cheapest tents you can find online.
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5 years
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3 years
@anabeaver23 @CandiceLeeWrite @MarcBernierShow This is like someone who drives drunk and has a radio show where he tells his audience they should drive drunk and then he dies in an accident while driving drunk
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2 years
@DineshDSouza It was a riot. There was nothing non violent about it.
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1 year
@theserfstv Hinkle is one of the most toxic personalities I’ve ever seen on social media. He’s an absolutely vile human being.
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@OfficialAdamWP @thor_benson Wait til you find out about Mardi Gras
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7 months
@JackStr42679640 What’s about to happen? The storm? Wasn’t that supposed to happen five years ago?
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@sam_d_1995 @RealSpikeCohen These people don’t understand the danger of deflation
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5 years
@atrupar Wait. Trump doesn’t have any say in whether someone lays in state in the Capitol.
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3 years
@MostNated You better hope you’re right otherwise this is the kinda of tweet that gets you sued. Very irresponsible reporting.
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@gullyvuhr @LauraLoomer If I ever get charged with a crime I will demand that the judge be someone I appointed to the bench
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5 months
@Notbryaaaan @mav3rik81 @iamyesyouareno Men played all the parts back then
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1 year
@DevinCow One of the oligarchs mentioned in this document was arrested yesterday in Ukraine
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5 years
@CaroleMoss5 @atrupar He thinks it’s bernie
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2 years
@pixelnog You seem confused
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1 year
@NewGloryComith @Timcast Tim Pool is 8 years older than she is and has no family.
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2 years
@fredgiblet @briantylercohen Republicans did fatal covid
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4 years
@charliekirk11 @TPUSA College classes have been online for a decade.
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@GinaSaysSo @DebbieSVA Trump has access to the entire video. It comes from his own cameras. Why doesn’t he release it? 🤡
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump You know this is a lie. Unless the fatality rate is now 9%, we know that 11 deaths would be associated with 500-1000 cases. Where are they? We need to find them. They are spreading this disease and may not even know it. WE NEED TO TEST!
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6 months
@WesternPolitic @BGatesIsaPyscho Russias endless wars will chew up a couple of ‘em
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3 months
@DesigningMind @RepMTG No please don’t we are just recovering from the NYC trucker boycott
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3 years
@koouwj @WulfMunkey @trvisXX You should take the time
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2 years
@WxBrenn You can see orange nitrogen dioxide gas left behind
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1 year
@EpochTimes She needs the vaccine because she will be taking drugs that make it hard for her body to make antibodies after the transplant. If she can’t follow doctors directions, why should they waste their time giving her a kidney.
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2 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Your father had the worst economic record in 100 years
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@tedcruz The truth isn’t subject to popular opinion
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@MattWallace1701 @SFD4Podcast @JoJoFromJerz It’s not about that. It’s a campaign event and members of the military are not allowed to participate while in uniform
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1 year
@realcorypaul @Timcast YouTube has a first amendment right to choose to platform or not platform content. It would be unconstitutional to criminalize those choices.
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2 years
@SebGorka You think that’s weird? When I used to go to church as a child the priest would tell everyone to come up to the front and drink the blood of Jesus.
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2 years
@capitalweather @NWS_BaltWash I bumped up the contrast and brightness and play around with the motion to highlight the funnel here
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3 years
@nytimes Sound up! They’ve been pouring out of the ground for over a week in the DC area and today they got real loud.
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1 year
@SonyaShaykhoun @AndrooHiss @jules_su @brandrroyo Why is everyone who pays for Twitter a complete tool?
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4 years
@EluxTroxl @realDonaldTrump This sums up the moral gutter the right has become
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3 years
@capitalweather Last night in Potomac
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@RissKissBliss66 @TechBurritoUno @TheSun A plane. How is this so difficult, it’s just the same perspective as anything else. As an object that is above you moves further away in the sky it appears to descend toward the horizon
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@jimiuorio @JReinerMD You have the right to not get vaccinated. You don’t have the right to attend any university you want and not comply with their rules for attendance.
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@SebGorka The bride and groom invite the guests and usually that doesn’t include your grandfathers coworkers
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4 years
@cuckoowhisperer @realDonaldTrump @RichardGrenell @AdamLaxalt @mschlapp Yeah we’ve been hearing this for weeks and it’s never backed up with any proof. Stop being a sucker. These people are lying to you.
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@MickeyMichele11 @hartgoat Adults need to learn to not assault people, especially children. Trespassing is a civil infraction. The old man committed multiple misdemeanors, possibly felonies.
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@justredpillme @rawsalerts @JoeBiden He’s mocking the conspiracy theorists
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4 years
@atrupar This interview is a total trainwreck. His face is melting.
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@lildeb7771 @DustyWactor @BrandonStraka @meadow_elk @MCuvielloNews Hey I got an idea… don’t participate in a riot in service of your cult leader
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@DAConsult @MariaTeresa1 @BrentSpiner He avoided taxes because he doesn’t make any money. He’s broke. He lied to you and you idiots believed him. He’s a loser.
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@washingtonpost We storm the white house and drag him out
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@GOPLeader I’ll stick to Johns Hopkins. Nothing from the executive branch is trustworthy
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@LisaBarlow7 Converting people into a cult isn’t serving them. It’s taking advantage of them.
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2 years
@apmalong If you actually read case reports from africa over the past five years, you’d find that monkeypox is spreading through household contacts
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@nuclearholocau @Steve_Laws_ The woman is a conservative
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@StaceyDunbar @PhotoJFish @Bitterwhiteguy @CrucesSunNews That’s why he’s describing what is happening that picture. We also can’t see from this picture alone that the nurse is the daughter of the patient. Are you going to complain about that, too?
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@ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump This also happened under his leadership
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@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Next time don’t vote for a criminal
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@gatewaypundit @realDonaldTrump Biden isn’t having trouble breathing in a hospital because he doesn’t need rallies to validate his self worth
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@hbkishpaugh @MattBinder Catturd and Tom Finton are most definitely right wing
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@TravisF61886443 @RandyWillits @GeneralMCNews And it has nothing to do with weather. Your hat is on too tight, cowboy 🤠
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@Chili_GuyBoston @DevinCow we got a real Dunning-Krueger here
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@SER1897 @NotesMargin I will likely wear a mask outside in a large crowd. It’s such a minor burden and you don’t know who around you could be sick. I personally know people who got covid, are against masks and socialized while they were actively sick.
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The tops of those storms down in central/east Virginia are brightly illuminated by the setting sun from 60 miles north in Potomac. @dougkammerer @capitalweather
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@AvidMiskaridge @Chicago1Ray The dent in the head checks out
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@DineshDSouza Conservatives cheating on a ballot initiative is not the slam dunk political argument you think it is
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