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Chicago originally. Best administrative professional. Okay enough person otherwise.

Joined June 2022
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@RealLazerCats
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If you need me I’ll be posting here
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RT @JasonLeopold: SCOOP: Inside DOGE's takeover of CFPB What went down over the past five days, based on emails and other documents and in…
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RT @esjesjesj: Haven’t seen a single person happy about attacking CFPB who wasn’t a corrupt crypto CEO
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RT @SilvermanJacob: I mean...
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RT @ryangrim: Yes, this is a point I've been making and the overdraft thing is a perfect example. If you had $12 in your account and you bo…
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Sounds like a “golden” opportunity for Mongolia as well
@getfiscal
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It must feel awesome being a China-linked spy right now walking between different federal buildings downloading stuff to USB sticks while some DOGE teen yells at the 64 year old responsible for FBI servers.
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Instant bookmark
@HerpsInTheNews
Herps in the News
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#NewSpeciesAlert - 𝑂𝑒𝑑𝑢𝑟𝑎 𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑎. A new species of velvet gecko (Diplodactylidae: Oedura) from basalt habitat of inland north Queensland, Australia. 🔓
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RT @carterhambley: Canadian Geese are always forgetting they’re birds. have some grace…show some elegance…u could go to Puerto Rico but ins…
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Mainly bc we live in hell
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@saywhatagain @adxflorenceco Also his left hand isn’t being used a second bookmark for the footnotes. Loser shit!
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The RZA did the soundtrack which should tell you everything you need to know about it
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@julie_mcbane @thehill Haha got my ass Julie!
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@julie_mcbane @thehill Julie Julie Julie…what’s with the negativity here? Come on. Be reasonable.
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@LisaTow17296966 @thehill Are you posting this for engagement, or is this a sincerely held belief? If it’s the latter, would you mind explaining your reasoning?
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@BrendanCarrFCC you can only do this if you fistfight me first
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The Hill
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FCC chair launches investigation into NPR, PBS
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Don’t worry ladies I’ve found your Prince Charming
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Reading the replies then instantly thinking of the “Chaos reigns” fox from antichrist
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amanda moore 🐢
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Check the replies. America is cooked.
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