What if it was all just a dream

@BNONews Incredible

Paper Straw Supremacy #GoBirds

RT @esjesjesj: It’s not just that he doesn’t know what he’s doing and accidentally defunded cancer research, it’s that he isn’t going to st…

@PeteButtigieg You know Pete, I’m beginning to like your style.

RT @da_porgy:

@emollick

How do I get out of this pit

I gotta check out

The xylophone sounds like Freakonomics

As an odd, lonely, 27 year old guy, whenever I go to the pub alone, I feel like I’m in an independent film which premiered at Cannes and won nothing, in a scene. Not really here.

@exitsenses Yeah basically

@kittypurrzog How did we get here? Is this just the logical endpoint of American Individualism? Was there anything we could do? I think so. It’s all heartbreaking.

@ezkl7_3 Wow, what a find

@EpsilonTheory He’s gonna make em do Tristan and Isolde

@DannyDrinksWine The Piano Teacher (Michael Haneke)

@TheStalwart Writing itself was invented for accounting purposes; ergo if writing marks the nascent beginning of self-consciousness, well…

@carolinerenard_ Thank you for this PSA!

Feeling very thankful this morning that I went to public university

Writing is embarrassing

@BNODesk Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please