@TaraBull808 Oi! Yoo got a freedum loicense there me lad?

@DonnaBarford Not like the money goes to the athletes.

Song of Fox Fire Beta is ready! What would you do if you accidently caused the end of the world? Faced with a choice between despair or embracing his fears, Roland embarks on a journey to master magic. #fantasy #amreading #yafantasy #EpicFantasy

@jeanmare_gag Had the same. Its the cruds.

Men would rather marry a bear than a woman. Both of them will eat you alive, but the bear doesn't divorce you, sell off your house, and drive away in your car with your kids to be with its long-time bearfriend. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

I'm starting a dark web food delivery service and calling it TOR Dash. #StandUp #Standupcomedy #Jokes

@SanaSMalik There are differing views, weighed accordingly.

@LindenmuthWendi Applying a pause before a response followed by this silent prayer: "This person is spiritually sick. What can I do to help? God save me from being angry. Thy will be done." It transforms you if you do it long enough. #RecoveryPosse

@sweatsntopknots

@disneymom1126 I wrote an entire book about it..

@theprettycliche A yiddish Kark Marx

@NatashaCL7 Maybe your image of that day is distorted because you're looking at it through a glass that is half empty

@NatashaCL7 Th01011at is n010010ot Tr0010101011ue at all. Beep.

@MarkHamill @MSamenfink Taking the high road, huh Mark. What a joker.

@MarkHamill "Use the brain, Luke!" Luke, you've switches off your critical thinking skills, what's wrong? Nothing. I'm just dumb. Biden 2024. :crashes into the exhaust port:

@TheLizVariant I thought it was hotter lately...

@Author_JimGould To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

@elonmusk I just figured out why cybertruck has such a weird shape. It's based on the shape of Elon Musk's torso. Also, rust is not a patina. LOL.

I hear that Tesla stock is crashing because Elon put it on Autopilot. #ElonMusk #standupcomedy #Tesla

@wordwiselit The hashtag is the clue. Hyperbolic, observational, relational.