Real Donnie Baseball
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I could shoot my team's closer with 2 outs and the bases loaded in a World Series Game 7 and our fans would still love me.
N̶Y̶C̶, D̶C̶, Palm Beach
Joined May 2016
Great story, Dionne and Ana! These two grafs really hit home.
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"The rise and fall of Starz, the 70s rockers who should been the next Kiss" is a great dek hed. Poor guys. All anybody wanted to do was listen to people who were way more interesting and talented. An awful decade, really.
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Every federal judge in America has received the email in question. They work in an entirely separate branch of government, something most of us remember from 7th grade.
Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week. Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
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A fair number of these judges will eventually be deciding one of the dozens of federal court cases already filed against the Trump Administration alleging executive branch overreach . Exhibit A: The copy of this email sent to Chief Justice Roberts' inbox.
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Meh. I like presidents who DON'T decline a third term. Also: Under no other president did the size of our government grow faster or further. But of course the elites never mention that. Father of Our Country my ass. Father of the Deep State more like it. #GeorgeWashington.
It's George Washington's birthday! Our first president may not have uttered as many memorable quotes as some other Founding Fathers or some of his successors, but in 1796, after deciding not to seek a third term as president, he wrote a lengthy farewell address to the nation. 🧵
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He's 59. She's 27. Which means he's gonna have a big decision to make in three years when she ages out. #TotallyNotCreepy #AtAll #ShutUpLibtards #MAGA.
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This fellow liked my tweet! I'm feeling really good about myself right now.
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Lara Trump has a new song out. No, words cannot adequately describe how terrible it is.
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Wow.
Given how Musk, USA and Russia have now united their effort in helping an insane man become president in my country, I figured it is very relevant to show and remind everyone just how crazy Calin Georgescu is, through his very own words.
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I don't get it. How is being a witch who controls her husband with menstrual blood inadmissible?.
Supreme Court of New Mexico Reverses Murder Conviction With Prejudice Because Prosecutor Called the Defendant a Witch Who Controlled Her Husband With Menstrual Blood:
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Be nice to the Godfather, the family rewards you. Offend the Godfather, I dunno, somethin' bad might happen, like, uh, could be a perp walk or a Russian invasion-type thing. And we don't wanna see that happen, do we? Capeesh? You get what I'm saying here?
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"[O]ne man's girlfriend confronted Mr. Schlapp, who was accused by the man and several witnesses of grabbing and gripping the man's genitals while looking directly in the man's eyes, before Mr. Schlapp was briefly escorted out of the bar by a manager."
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Yes, I know this has happened many times before. But the great #MattSchlapp and his lovely wife Mercedes, who's spent years standing next to him with a rictus grin pretending nothing is wrong, are strong supporters of Mr. President Trump. Which, as you know, excuses anything.
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This #TeamCanada thing would never have happened if #Trump were president. I'm very disappointed, #Elon. Very, very disappointed.
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