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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
I thought McTominay scored that goal before Zirkzee started celebrating. Scariest 3 seconds of my life, I thought he'd just bought himself another year at the club. 😭😭😭
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
@zayonnaisee Lol I see that you're more of a "glass half full" type of guy. 😂😂😂
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
11 days
Ten Hag is one of the worst in game managers I've ever seen. Bro can't make a sub to save his life.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
Like this tweet if you thought Phil Jones had already retired.
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
2 months
🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Phil Jones has announced he has RETIRED from playing football! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👋🏻
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Mark Goldbridge aside, is there anyone out there who still backs Ten Hag???
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Where's Onana going??? 😭😭😭
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
7 months
This photo of Alejandro Garnacho 🥶
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
15 days
Thank you @BarnsleyFC 🥹
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Dalot was Mourinho's parting gift.
@utdreport
utdreport
6 years
Mourinho: "Dalot right back for next 10 years." #mulive
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
Rashford stans won't like this but Garnacho and Amad should be our starting wingers.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
Amad is better than Garnacho if we're being honest.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
8 months
Me waiting for Coufal in the parking:
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
@CFC_Janty Quite impressive considering it looks like we were in tough group too. We might have to actually start paying them a decent wage. 😂😂😂
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
10 months
Whoever sanctioned the sale of Elanga for less than £15m only to replace him with £100m Antony needs a public flogging.
@tekkersfoot
Tekkers Foot
10 months
⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 GOAL | Brighton 0-1 Nottingham Forest | Anthony Elanga ANTHONY ELANGA OPENS THE SCORING FOR NOTTINGHAM FOREST!
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Letting Varane go on a free makes no sense.
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
7 months
🚨 Raphaël Varane is expected to leave Manchester United this summer and Harry Maguire’s future beyond this season is uncertain. #MUFC [ @DiscoMirror ]
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
Getting rid of Jorginho and Kovacic for less than £40 million and replacing them with Caicedo and Enzo for close too £250 million must be the most expensive downgrade in football history.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
I don't ask for much, but Lord, please give me one more Martial masterclass before he leaves the club for good. 😔
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
5 months
🔴↪️ Manchester United confirm Jonny Evans and Anthony Martial are back to training ahead of trip to Crystal Palace. It will be the final month for Martial at Man United as he’s leaving as free agent in the summer. 👋🏻🇫🇷
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
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Zirkzee's got McTominay knack for finding himself at the right place in the right time. He just needs to be more clinical.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
18 days
People are being too harsh on Dalot. Let's not forget that he's playing out of position.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 month
Onana for £60m is actually worse than £80m for Antony when you deep it.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
I see why rivals were so butt hurt over Yoro. What a baller.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
Martial before Ole ran his body into the ground. 😮‍💨
@WelBeast
WelBeast
1 year
Explain aura in football terms
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@RashBandicootIV
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3 months
Not a bad deal at all. He wasn't likely to get a lot of minutes anyway time soon + we have buy back clause so we can bring him back if he does well.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
3 months
🚨🟡 Villarreal are closing in on deal to sign Willy Kambwala from Manchester United! Understand it will be a permanent transfer for fee around €10m for 2004 born CB. The deal also includes a future buy-back clause for Man United. Final details then... here we go, soon 🏁
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Dalot aside, who else has improved under Ten Hag??? 😕
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
3 years
🔴 Bruno Fernandes has registered the most assists in the #UCL this season (7) 🤙
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
4 months
Happy father's day @Amaddiallo_19
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
3 months
🚨🚨 Who is Toby Collyer??? The academy graduate next up to make an impact on the first team. 🚨🚨 A thread ⤵️
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
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Change the "€" into a "£" and they've got themselves a deal.
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
5 months
🚨🇸🇦 Al Nassr are ready to submit a bid of around €40m to Manchester United for Casemiro. #MUFC [ @caughtoffside ]
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
6 months
Kalvin Phillips' performance today. 💀
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
15 days
Amad has fully overtaken Bruno as our main creator.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
@UTDTrey Spiderman 3 gave us bully Maguire and for that I will always be grateful. 😂😂😂
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
11 months
Maguire and Onana are rightfully getting all the plaudits but let's not let Hojlund's performance go under the radar. He's build up play was phenomenal and it felt like he was involved in every attack we made, particular in the second half.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
10 months
It hurts knowing that we could have had Alvarez for just £16 million had the board just listened to Rangnick.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
In Amad, we finally have a winger who makes good decisions. 😭😭😭
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
My biggest takeaway from yesterday's match for me, is that our B team would beat A team.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
Hojlund goal, he's probably going to go on a run now.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
18 days
I missed the first 30 min... But what I've seen of Amad x Zirkzee x Rashford so far looks promising.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
Collyer + Ugarte/Zubimendi + Rabiot is going to revolutionise our midfield.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
18 days
So Maguire, Martinez and De Ligt all picked up knocks??? We might have a cb curse. 💔
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
3 months
Liverpool & Everton fans coming together to hate on Lenny Yoro & United.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Goldbridge is definitely suffering from Stockholm syndrome because how can you still back a manager who once did this to you. 😭😭😭
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@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
7 months
One year ago today I was distraught sat behind a chair
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
It's about to get scary, but not for us. 😌
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
7 months
🚨🇦🇷 JUST IN: Lisandro Martínez pictured back in training with Argentina today! #MUFC [via @siphillipssport ]
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@RashBandicootIV
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6 months
Fun facts: -Varane has been our best CB this szn. -Varane is younger than Maguire. -Varane has had a better injury record than Lindelof/Maguire this szn. -We'd actually get a fee from selling Maguire/Lindelof which would help with our FFP issue. Buts sure let's sell Varane.🤡
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
6 months
🚨 Manchester United have decided to let Raphaël Varane leave on a free transfer this summer. #MUFC [ @SportsPeteO ]
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
9 months
People already turning on Hojlund should remember that he is just one year older than Garnacho. Invest in Hojlund stocks while they're still low, he'll definitely come good.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
10 months
Ten Hag is going to get himself sacked if he continues to start Rashford and McTominay.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Ten Hag is going to scam us into top 4 and a trophy again. 😭😭😭
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
7 months
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United will play Coventry City away in the FA Cup semi-finals! #MUFC
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
That's because you usually play against weaker opposition when others are being rested. 😕
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
🔴 Maguire: "My record under this manager speaks for itself. I haven’t started as many games as I like but my win percentage when I’ve played is ridiculously high". "Of course I can improve. I’ll keep working hard and pushing, I’m sure there will be opportunities to come".
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
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Starting Eriksen x Mainoo away at Palace is insane. I can already predict that Ugarte will have to come on at HT. 😬
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
We all know that Palace is going to cook us tonight, right? 😔
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
8 months
Paying £7 million just to play him in a once off game against 4th division Newport is just crazy. 🥴
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
8 months
🚨🇹🇷 JUST IN: Altay Bayindir has agreed to join Galatasaray in the summer! #MUFC [ @FutbolAnadolu ]
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
11 days
Ten Hag coached a 4-0 tbh.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
Wait we actually lost???
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
15 days
Garnacho is actually on a sensational run right now.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
How Dalot continues to be underated by our fan base is beyond me.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Garnacho getting a standing ovation but Twitter wants me believe that he's ass. 😕
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
3 months
Yoro is still raw. We need De Ligt as well. Hopefully we can get rid off Lindelof/Maguire in order to make it happen. Also we need to just forget about the Branthwaite deal.
@UnitedStandMUFC
The United Stand
3 months
🚨 BREAKING: #mufc maintain their admiration for options such as Matthijs de Ligt of Bayern Munich and Everton’s Jarrad Branthwaite, although a further arrival is likely to depend on departures to create finance and squad space. [ @David_Ornstein ]
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 month
I hate to be that guy but this loss is on Ten Hag.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
There are United fans celebrating the fact that McTominay isn't leaving??? Yeah, we're never making it out the hood. 😒
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
What happened to shame??? 💀
@CFCMod_
Mod
5 months
Tears man they really thought they could replicate this 😂
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
4 months
Pep doesn't wanna deal with them broke boys. 😂😂😂
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
4 months
Pep Guardiola has rejected the idea of returning to Barcelona in the future 😮
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
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It goes under the radar, but Mainoo has to work twice as hard to cover for Casemiro. It's why you him making late tackles all over the place.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
11 months
This guy is already better than Malacia.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
6 months
Watch out season turn around once Martinez is back.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
6 months
🚨🔴 Erik ten Hag: “Lisandro Martínez could be part of the squad against Brentford”. “I expect Luke Shaw to play again for us this season, we’re confident”. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
That goal is all thanks to Garnacho btw. He's got to start ahead of Rashford for atleast the next couple of games.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Can we all agree that we need to let go of Casemiro in the summer?
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
6 months
I'm not AWB's biggest fan but we have fair more pressing issues to address. 😕
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
6 months
🚨 Manchester United is considering signing Jeremie Frimpong as a replacement for Aaron Wan-Bissaka. (Source: @BILD )
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
19 days
Luke Shaw vs Malacia:
@bethTmufc
Beth T
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Who will be back first, Malacia or Shaw?
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
11 months
I don't get United fans who don't rate Luke Shaw. He's one of the few ballers we have. We desperately need his ability to play out from the back whether it's at CB or LB. Glad he's back fit.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
8 months
So Malacia isn't dead after all. He just had a career change. 😂😂😂
@centregoals
CentreGoals.
8 months
🚨🪴| A criminal gang took over a Premier League star’s home and forced his tenant to let them grow cannabis. When police raided the home, the player had to prove his innocence to avoid charges. [ @TheSunFootball ]
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
10 months
Onana single handedly sent us to the Europa League.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
8 months
We don't have a negative goal difference anymore. 😎
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
18 days
Amad has probably been our best player so far this reason. We would have finished a lot higher than 8th had Ten Hag used him consistently last season.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 days
Has Rashford been the best player on the pitch?
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
Casemiro is a weird kind of inconsistent. He's both good and shyte in the same game. 😭😭😭
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
Antony has made a big difference.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
15 days
Look at how much better Rashford and Garnacho are due to the emergence of Amad. This is the power of competition.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
15 days
This Antony performance is too funny. We should just terminate his contract at half time.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
Amrabat ain't even that bad. Playing Eriksen ahead of him at 6 is criminal. This type of decision making is the reason Ten Hag got to go.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
5 months
Y'all really think Garnacho was bad yesterday??? Sure he missed a couple of big chances but he was a constant threat throughout the game.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
This is the real reason Inoes want to build a new stadium btw.
@FREEBG_Pluto
RISTO
2 years
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 : Mathias reveals his brother Paul Pogba buried a hyena in the center of Old Trafford weeks before leaving, Martial witnessed it and immediately got injured. Investigations continue. [ @CNews ]
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
This guy is just Martial with none of the talent but all of the injuries. Take off the gloves my G, you're not him. 😕
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
7 months
🚨🔵 Christopher Nkunku, undergoing medical assessment — as Chelsea report confirms.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
Conte after week at United:
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
6 months
Y'all are turning on Martinez after one bad performance??? So we're just going to ignore the fact that he only just came back from injury and clearly wasn't fit. 😕
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
1 year
I hope this is just a case of trying to force the Glazers to sell. 😔
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Sheikh Jassim has presented fully cash bid, clearing all old debt, with zero new debt, for 100% of the Club. Sheikh Jassim’s team decline to comment on this news citing “confidentiality restrictions”, but have confirmed they’ve withdrawn from the process.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
8 months
"He's got that dawg in him" vs "Scooby Doo"
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
40 year old Johnny Evans is a genuine contender for player of the season for us. 😭😭😭
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Rash Bandicoot
8 months
When's the last time Bruno had a good game???
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
2 months
Collyer is ready. Being in the Europa is actually a blessing in disguise. We have so many young players who need minutes.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
10 months
Ronaldo - was just finished. Varane - also finished Sancho - just lazy Casemiro - never even fell out with Ten Hag This idea that Ten Hag's man management is bad is flawed. We just have too many primadonnas in the dressing room. (1/2)
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
15 days
Garnacho is going to be world class once he reaches puberty.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
7 months
Hojlund whenever he sees Sean Millis.
@CB1878_
CB🇾🇪
8 months
Hahahahahhahaa
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Rash Bandicoot
2 months
Wheatley should have scored there. Amad did brilliantly there.
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Rash Bandicoot
6 months
What was Southgate thinking when he initially left Mainoo out the squad??? 🥴
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
6 months
✨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kobbie Mainoo has been awarded with the England Player of the Match… on his first start ever.
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Rash Bandicoot
1 year
Does he know???
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2 months
Amad is what we thought we were getting when we bought Antony. 💀
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Rash Bandicoot
11 days
Bruno was shyte for 18 months then gave us a couple good games towards the end of last season to earn himself a new contract and then returned to regular scheduled programming. 💀
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
3 months
Good for him but we still need a new LB, we can't rely on Malacia and Shaw.
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
3 months
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Tyrell Malacia has RETURNED to individual training on the grass at Carrington! #MUFC [MU] Welcome back, Tyrell ❤️
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I won't lie I was a little skeptical about the Amrabat signing but I was really impressed by him yesterday. Looks like he might be exactly what we needed.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
8 months
Chelsea keep raiding all their staff/ players from Brighton and then they wonder why they're slowly turning into a mid table side. 🤕
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
8 months
🚨 Brighton head of recruitment Sam Jewell has accepted offer from Chelsea in senior multi-club role. 34yo placed on gardening leave; expected to start November. Reports to Stewart & Winstanley at #CFC . #BHAFC handing duties to Cave + Holmes @TheAthleticFC
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8 months
Phillips has given away two goals in his last two games and yet Southgate will still pick him ahead Mainoo.
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@RashBandicootIV
Rash Bandicoot
6 months
Certain man was ready to kill Dalot for giving away penalty in the last game but they don't have the same smoke for AWB. 🤔
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