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Tonight we steal, the moon!.
Borussia Dortmund before the CL semi-final against PSG tonight! 💪
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United's flight was literally going round in circles earlier but they have now landed in Porto #mufc
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Got grades like an angry German.
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France is just a GTA lobby.
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Class of him, but why are the organisers sending kids out in wheelchairs without jackets when it’s pissing it down with rain?🤣.
The ever classy Jude Bellingham gave the young mascot his jacket before the game started as the rain poured inside Wembley. Love it! 👏❤️
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Paul Scholes: "Hojlund bin see the best chance. Concentration suppose dey there, whether you be goalkeeper, defender, or center forward. These moments na key moments wey fit change your career - Manchester United center. E go feel small disappointment." #MUFC
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Shouldn’t he be officiating.
1-0 Atlético Madrid. LINO OPENS THE SCORE VS REAL MADRID !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fined a weeks wages if you don’t beat the first man on a set piece.
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Falling off your bike has to be top 10 gayest things you can do.
"I've gone ten feet in the air, chin first!" 😮. Anthony Gordon explains how he fell off his mountain bike 🚲
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Won’t walk on a club badge for the camera but would consider keeping Greenwood, tells you all you need to know about this gimp.
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They’ve got his age wrong on the cake aswell.
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WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO, WHO NEEDS SANCHO WHEN YOUVE GOT DIALLO.
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Unhappy with his actions but are debating bringing back a rapist and woman abuser, state of the club 👍🏻.
#mufc have distanced themselves from comments made by Brandon Williams in the aftermath of Manchester City's treble with the club unhappy with the defender's actions. [@RobDawsonESPN]
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How fucking miserable are cats, they’re like goths of the animal world.
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Ticketmaster servers as soon as 200 people enter the queue for Oasis tickets
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MASON MOUNT IS MAGIC.HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT.HE COULD HAVE STAYED AT CHELSEA.BUT NO HE SAID FUCK THAT.THEY MADE A FLAG JUST FOR HIM.“THE BOY WHO HAD A DREAM”.THE DREAM WAS FOR UNITED.THE BEST HE’D EVER SEEN.
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Very weird taking a photo with no pants on.
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-£10k just gone through on the chase, should be a public stoning that.
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Rangers fans getting lamped all over old Trafford after the winner makes the win even better don’t it 🤣🤣.
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Mate they’re so fucking weird hahahhahaha.
He was born at 20:26 last night and there was only 1 place we were going when we were discharged from the RVI this morning ⚫️⚪️❤️ @jamiereuben @ghodoussi @alanshearer @SBRFoundation what a time to join the @NUFC family, 15hrs old 🙌🏻🙌🏻
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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle
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“Don’t worry you’ll grow into it by year 8”.
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Can you hear the Road Hall sing? We can’t hear a fucking thing woah woah woah.
What a result for our Deaf Team today - a record-breaking 36-0 win - with just nine men!.Well done lads! @farsleyceltdeaf . #CeltArmy.💚🤍
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Hooked on “GirthNTurth” at the grand age of 21, when is it time to grow up.
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Fair play to Wayne Rooney, gone from playing clubs with Angry Ginge to being part of Super Sunday, genuinely sound fella aswell
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Don’t think I’ll ever have a feeling like I did in that gound ever again.
We actually did this last kick of the game in front of the Stretford End vs them lot😭😭😭😭
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Halfway through the Macarena and the Dj shouts freeze in musical statues
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If I found Casemiro in bed with my wife m, I’d tuck him in the beautiful bastard.
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Can Taylor Swift do this
sports will NEVER be as important as music or any other art. everyone can run and kick balls. a FEW can write and produce songs. being creative and expressing yourselves is something no football player can do successfully and win awards for that.
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Exchanging all my personal details to the Chinese government for 50 Great British Pounds
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Me at William Hill tommorow after my Bahrain, Egyptian and Turkish Premier League 12 fold didn’t come in
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I have a new game and it’s putting Diogo Dalot in a cage with an XL bully with anger management issues.
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Manchester United and Liverpool I’d assume mate.
Going to United u21s v Liverpool tonight, be interesting to see who’s playing.
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Could put a French Snapchat caption over this and I wouldn’t think anything less.
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Genuinely who’s staying back an hour after the game after getting pumped by them lot hahaha I was gone after the 3rd.
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Genuinely gutted that I’m going to be priced out of going United, £66 every 2 weeks is an absolute disgrace especially considering how shit we’ve been, biggest part of people’s lives is this sport and INEOS have really fucked that👍🏻.
Now confirmed 😔 . All home fixtures have been updated with this policy update.
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Last kick of the game and they play it backwards absolute set of spastics 😂😂😂😂.
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Take me when I’m young and trueeeee🍋.
A Young Blackburn Rovers Fan's Throws A Pyro Onto The Pitch Yesterday In A (Pre-Season Game)🧨. (@AwaydaysInsta).(#)- #Rovers | #Rovers | #asfc
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Had a lad from California behind me asking if the game was 90 minutes hahahaha.
United fans near the dug out having selfies and giving thumbs up to spurs players is just another reason I ain’t arsed one bit about not going anymore. Grim.
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@supercity123 Yeah I’m not saying that, I’m saying surely they had a spare jacket in the whole of Wembley stadium for him to go out in 🤣.
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He’ll be on a nonce sting in a few years.
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@elijah1844 Wether those charges where dropped or not, we all heard them audios and saw the photos, he’s not innocent lad. United publically stating there keeping away from the situation but actively helping Mason Greenwood sets a bad impression for the club itself.
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I’d rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, than be a city fan for just one minute 🇾🇪.
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Stoke City 15/16 should have done what Leicester did, pure Barclays.
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A. Onana - £45m.Pope - £10m. Casemiro £60m.Tonali - £55m. Mount - £55m.Bruno G - £40m. Sancho - £76m.Isak - £65m. Antony - £82m.Gordon - £45m. Maguire - £80m.Schar - £3m. AWB - £50.Trippier - £12m. Martinez - £48m.Botman - £35m. Varane - £34m.Big Dan Burn - £13m. Newcastle have.
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Speak for yourself pal, this was me Stretford end tier 2 after the 2nd penalty
The limbs here are genuinely pathetic. The Championship is superior to the Premier League in so many ways.
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No this isn’t me, so I don’t have a full name for her you horny bastards.
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@NoahRob57629177 Thankfully not mine, would have the composure of Benzema in that situation sir.
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Dunno what’s worse, Leicester’s away support or Leicester’s actual team
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