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Unapologetically me... Laughing is the universal medicine for all problems

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Nothing quite Ike hearing that steel pop
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13 hours, one of my favorite movies
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These cowboys fans sassy as hell about this 3 point win
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The lemon pepper stepper
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The Booted Bantam chicken is known for having abundant feathering on its feet. 📹 bestlittlehenhouse
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73 AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
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@The_unaB0mber Too early to be preaching G
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@Sckribe99Brian @black_mixed For me it was Reagan and his tough on crime policies that created the”new Jim Crow”
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@onlygators Lets go flip his recruits
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@MrsBundrige What sucks is that we escalate a products value, receive no credit or economic value from it, and STILL consume the product as well. Even with higher prices.
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@EagleEye1906 Ironing pizza rolls in college because we couldn’t buy a microwave
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@SixBrownChicks it's clear she was stealing dick
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@TorreySmithWR Stop tying football and the military together, the two couldn’t be farther apart. Both as a vet and a fan I support the players and would kneel with them.
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@CuckmySock Can't expect a system that wasn't created for you to protect you...
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@destitweet @tysorosey This is international
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@VirgoJ24 Lmao what the hell Jocelyn... 😂😂😂 Hotep with a shot of heroin
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@BaskInRobynn @javeauriel No one, it was learned based on watching other people’s interactions and talking with peers.
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@Locwittati Did you pass tho???
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Imagine trying to get away with murdering a cop with some of these excuses we hear from them everyday. Civilians are being held to a higher standard than trained professionals
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@ericabuddington This is an incredible story and details I think everyone needed to see. Can’t get caught up in our own way of thinking and believe everyone else operates that way.
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@thenKTwrote Another fact, baby boomers created the instant gratification culture that we live in yet blame us for it
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@OctobersOwnTae Target and other stores sale Starbucks coffee in four packs 2 for $10
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@CirocohBeck @lores_ayy That’s the biggest takeaway I got too...
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@IAmConstant__ Worst part is when they make eye contact with you like you’re supposed to help them out
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Mini Refrigerator took me out
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This looks good
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@Dont__BeStupid @phfame_ if you can't express yourself in church where are you supposed to?
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Best thing that ever happened to me was becoming a father. Happy Father’s Day fellas.
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What happened
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Ro James- Permission Khalid- Location Meek Mill- Issues 21 Savage- Bad Business Jay Z-Caught Their Eyes
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Niggas a trip... So everybody washing with YSL soap, drying off with Versace towels before getting into the bed from big lots...
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@TheCooleeBravo @uhleeseeyuh This too real... The difference between friend and foe
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@FIGHTlNG @TheDeerSquadd he not sleep, he dead... the cracking noise
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@taysadoll Yet white people are quiet regarding this issue but always want us to take on theirs .
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@JBreezyII We will beat LSU, Their only real game was against Texas where a dropped td was the difference. Texas doesn’t have our defense and the ability to stop both the run and the pass. I look for Burrow to make mistakes trying to make big plays which will lead to turnovers and a W
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What’s a photo that makes you say “Wow, I’m a whole parent!”
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If Twitter is done, that’s it for me and social media. Only app I like
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@HookEm my boy did the slow Kamehameha too lol
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Almost that time of year again… whatever color they wear on the field I will too.
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Memories 😂
@GatorKenny
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1 year ago, Dan Mullen and the Florida Gators earned a trip to the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl and throttled Michigan 41-15. #GoGators
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@ahmadblack35 Folks gotta stop moving like they can’t be touched in real life…
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Lmfaoooooo
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@CGJXXIII Preciate everything you did for the team G
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@Dont__BeStupid @phfame_ that's crazy, the one place you're supposed to be free and exhibit no inhibition you choose to judge...
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Crazy how America can give out billions to other countries while also raising the defense budget to trillions of dollars but we still have people here that are in need of help that can’t a dime from our government
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Sigh… let’s add Sexyy Red to the mute list
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Earth Wind and Fire AND Ron Isley on one track....... that would be crazy
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@EAMaddenNFL you guys suck ass. Why drag out the ratings reveal? Give us the player attributes and not this abbreviated bullshit you posted
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New Read
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Amendment 4 passing in Florida is a huge win if you’re looking at 2020 elections.
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Fetching the water 😂😂😂
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Finally done with the pcc... Added A3 tactical brace and foregrip, geisley trigger, sight mark red dot and polymer front sight.
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@BarbershopPod Dyer really went from natty to gun charge
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@CameronNewton @NatGotti this is the best thing I've seen on here
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Use to? I’ll fuck one up NOW
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Who else use to eat fried bologna?
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@KeyKey_Shepard Simple stuff like a decanter set with a bottle of the favorite liquor
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Getting good sleep is underrated
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@USATODAY how in the hell is Clinton even relevant to this? Diversionary tactics at best
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@Mills_Island @NYGATOR1 lies, FLORIDA IS DBU SON
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Bag, Takeoff, Vince Staples, Metro Boomin, Freddie Gibbs, AND kcamp out today. Headphones on all day...
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@FunnyMaine Yeah this 🔥
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Robinhood turned into one of the biggest haters overnight.
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@crissymartin_ @goodvibes3000 As a veteran and a black man I can tell you you’re full of shit. Your statements aren’t backed by facts just ridiculous opinions from a closed minded and shallow person. Instead of feeling so hurt ask a protestor why for clarity and understanding.
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@itsloganjones You can’t have the unreasonable expectation that people aren’t going to enjoy their lives. The bottom line is that capitalism and corporate greed put people in these positions.
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That shooter is clearly military... His movements show that
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@beauty_jackson Y’all gotta get out your feelings, it was COMEDY. Y’all here for their jokes until you’re the butt of them
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“Keep it real with your dog no matter what, preach!”
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First bar that comes to mind. GO!
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We better be ranked above their losing ass
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Glad Bama lost to LSU and Auburn. Our old group chat should be in SHAMBLES
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@__Laylow31 Been balling this season
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I'll never understand how video can leverage a citizen to conviction but never a cop... Clear as day...1080p
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Gotta mute Deion, Colorado, and jsu now too. Smh
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@ahmadblack35 Qb play was better imo along withwrs.
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@crissymartin_ @goodvibes3000 And this country was built by those same black Americans even though it doesn’t serve them. Police brutality is only a myth to those who haven’t have to endure it. Stop telling us what something isn’t and use that same energy to change things
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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@JacquezGreen
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
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@klaneuf @HennyOmega_ It really was 😂
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@GatorDave_SEC That’s dumb, why so close to madden?
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Cam Newton has a juco ship, a natty, Heisman, 1st overall pick, nfl mvp, Super Bowl appearance, but mfs who only have fork lift certificates from Aldi say he can’t have a qb opinion
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The beach as an office is undefeated…
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@gatorsszn Relax, tough loss but billy not to blame for everything
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@B_forBeauty_ Jazzman cafe had that tv spot next to it you could just chill in between classes
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Bama can lose to Georgia and still get in. Foolish if you think a one loss Bama team still isn’t the best in the country. No other team has this luxury but no other team has had their season either.
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@FQFlorida @FQ_SEC Same here. I haven’t looked at their schedule but I don’t see them winning that many games
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Charlie Sheen having HIV isn't much of surprise... His lifestyle reflected that
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So gotdam nasty… Amg Gt63S
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Land Shark 🦈
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New Sig MCX just dropped and I can’t wait till it gets here. That 6.8 going to be hell
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@VG3_ Never understood why certain people need affirmation via social media...
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That is crazy, the impact she made
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LETS GO...
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Dope ass morning workout… BUT when I say I’m tired….
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Mama fine too
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Parents will never understand technology lol
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@JBreezyII That’s a good point but Auburn has worse wrs. If their RBs/tes don’t get out the backfield it’s a scramble drill
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This the way bills hit you every month
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why are the punches so loud 😭
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Never too early to lift. 275 x10 Doing 3 sets this am. Camera makes the bench look crooked but it’s not.
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@NubiaDs59 Well said, had this same feeling with streets being covered with BLM but legislature wasn’t…
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Ernie Isley is playing the SHIT outta that guitar
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Sunday Therapy Nica Rustica
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Playing Devil’s Advocate, we can’t wait on them either. It’ll either never come, not be exactly what’s needed, or less than what’s needed.
@CLTgirl82
✨𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪✨
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It is not their responsibility to do that. Your fight should be with the United States government, not every black person that becomes successful.
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Happy Vet day to all the Vets out there!
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Folks in Indiana about to have this in the front yard…
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A new Indiana state law lets citizens shoot police officers. The state now allows people to use deadly force to keep public servants from illegally entering their homes or cars. Police are not happy with the new law.
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