I bumped into him at Pick n Pay, grocery shopping ngathi kuye:
Me: Can you cook?
Him: Yes.
Me: Well I don't believe you.
Him: How come?
Me: Cook for me and I'll decide if you can cook or not.
He now wakes up and make me coffee every morning ❤
@UsisThandi
@WhyUfikelate
Ewwwu. Someone please notify Oxford dictionary to add new meaning to the word "respect". It is also the synonym to thr word "betrayal".
Few weeks ago y'all said this mother was toxic when she fetched her underage child from groove.
Today you're asking "Where are the parents?" after children died at Enyobeni tavern. Nifunani?
My former colleague asked me why I named my son Thembisile because it is a girl's name. I reminded him that he lives in Thembisile Hani Municipality. He was confused. I asked him who's Thembisile Hani. Wathi "Angazi. Is it Chris Hani's wife?" 😭😭😭💔💔💔
Imisebenzi kaAngie 🚮
My assistant and I received gifts from 1 of our student's parents. I went to brag to my other colleague and she was like "Oh wow, they bought you guys JC Le Roux!"
The JC Le Roux:
Being Ndebele in Joburg is something else yazi😂. You'll express gratitude by saying "Ngiyathokoza" and people will clap and bow bathi "👏🏾👏🏾 Thokoza Gogo 👏🏾👏🏾"
@Tshi_Nakanyane
Some women die due to child birth, some have near death experiences but ke, men who are not affected by pregnancy and childbirth must go for counseling because witnessing a birth of their child is traumatic. Yoh 🚮
@xoKiyomii
@spicebae_
I remember telling people at my son's birthday party not to post on SM. Guess, what? They did. I had to fetch people 1 by 1 to and tell them to take down pictures of my child.
People don't know how to act when they are over excited.
@Milli_0601
When his baby mama told him R500 is not enough, he didn't believe it and said "Let me buy the damn groceries myself." 😭😭😭 He owes her an apology 😂
@_K_Matlou
People bore me. It's like they've never been in school before. We all had class clowns who only wanted to disrupt lessons and the "smart" kids who wanted to learn. Quiet kids who needed help attended extra classes. Anything for engagements🚮
@King_Megacy
@Phislash
If we're both working, sure, please meet me halfway. If he's working and I'm just sitting at home, not cleaning/cooking doesn't make sense.
Ngisaba umjolo. I legit used to travel from MP to Johannesburg on Friday afternoon, and travel from JHB to MP on a Monday morning and still be on time for work at 07:30. Njani?🤣
@shanghai805
@thisha_omuhle
Lol. You deliberately cross the line to get a reaction from your woman? Grow up! You know you left someone at home. What's stopping from calling and informing her that you're safe and the time you'll be home...and why you're away from home during ungodly hours? Dakiwe
@MphoMoalamedi
Whenever people comment and say she is their favorite tradwife, she responds by posting Lucky doing domestic chores and taking care of their children 😂 On some "Tradwife ke mang?"
@TheTitanBaddie
The constitution must change 🤞🏾 Criminals are having a field day.
And as for military, teens lack discipline and military training for a year might help with that. I've seen significant positive change from people who came back from the army. We need that.
@Ant_089
Fingerprints are only taken in movies. In real life, they ask you were the criminal went as if they informed you before fleeing the crime scene
@WinnieD_SA
@Thapz__
The responsible ones who just carry the burden of fixing everything while everyone else is living their best lives. May they be blessed 🙌 🙏 ❤
@Karabo_Mokgoko
They do that with bullets as well. They bury the victim with the bullet that killed them in their hands.
Their killers also tend to die by being shot. Live by the gun, die by the gun kinda vibe.
@TeeeCee
Kuthiwa the child is traumatized and she might end up committing suicide. There were threads and think pieces dragging this mom, talking about the damage she's doing by fetching her child. It was a busy day on these streets
@moneyymaya
Stopped listening to his music since. Also this should be a lesson to women. Never let a man dictate what you should do with your body, especially reproductive health (from contraceptives to abortions)
My current school has nurses, a psychologist, a social worker and therapists (speech and OT). They are available everyday.
My previous school had 1 psychologist, social worker and 2 nurses. They came only once a year 🙃💔
Both are government schools.
@Am_Blujay
I miss her 🥺 I can't believe she made an effort to communicate via TL, DMs, face to face consultation, be a mom, wife, friend, doctor, influencer and everything else in between. She was a super human
Thembinkosi had 4 baby mamas and somehow Natasha thought she was not going to end up as a baby mama but wife.
Le sure basadi ba right kamo di brainsing 🧠 🤣
@itu_nadia
Scary💔💔💔 And who is the guy he was talking to? Why did he let him out of his sight after he confessed to murdering his girlfriend??? I have so many questions.
And the teacher must go to jail. How many more children is he taking advantage of?😳
@Malatjie_
You want young men to outsource raising their children to their parents? How can a 19 year old possibly afford to raise a child? The child will not even be living with him.
@MashotoKomane
@Bonisile_RMS
🤣🤣🤣 He got tired an moved on to the next task. Now imagine if the toddler's parents stood and ran around church, chasing a toddlersaraus high on milk. Let toddlers be.
@KgosiLetlojane
@nonitheotiginal
I can't believe people think it's weird. But one thing I know for sure is that people here will say one thing but do differently in real life. Bazifunela amalikes and retweets nje
@Abiathar_m
Exactly. 19-24 year olds are typically at tertiary or start entering the job market. Only the mother will bare the burden. The mother will miss out on school. It is selfish and unwise to advise growing boys not to be fully present in their children's lives.
@Lelona_Rooted
BSc is not a professional qualification. People need to do thorough research before doing an academic qualification. An undergrad BSc will most likely make you stay home after graduation.
It doesn't matter how the husband dies, their widows will always be blamed.
Dumi was hijacked, Simphiwe was blamed.
Ricky took his life, Bianca is being blamed.
Just to mention a few...
The abuse black widows face is heartbreaking.
Slik Talk asks a difficult question regarding the death of Riky Rick 😳
"Where was Bianca in all of these?, I am sorry but I have to ask the question." 😬
MacG • Trevor • Thembinkosi Lorch • Ben 10 • Rupert
I'm trying to figure out how I could have written this without making my colleague seem bitter. 🤔
She doesn't drink and isn't familiar with alcohol brands. She saw the bottle shape and thought "JC Le Roux". Nothing sinister.
@tsakihyp
My ex colleague had the same baby twice. He lost his daughter when she was 5. A later, he had another daughter who was exactly like the 1st one; looks, personality, favorite food, favorite cartoons...everything.
Y'all need to peep
@Frobabies
Instagram. They've posted like 3 more videos of young Black girls getting shunned at
@SesamePlace
just like in the original video smh.
@lindz_malindz
Teacher to teacher
Young girls have always had crushes on their male teachers. The emotional changes of puberty can start as early as 9 (showing interest in boys) It's best you set boundaries. Don't hug your students. Don't even touch them. It's easy to get in trouble.
@KuhlezaK
"Sorry for the loss of your loved one. Now when am I getting a gift for my wedding you weren't worthy to attend?"
Where do you meet these selfish people?
@MphoMoalamedi
Uzabezwa bathi "Chris Rock was right. Only dogs, children and women are loved unconditionally". Then they unravel and say a whole lot of nothing, sprinkling the word "King" here and there. 😂 That time isizungu is showing them flames.
@kundizee
Manje I feel like I should go back to teaching LO. Knowing a difference between an academic qualification and professional qualification is very important.
But it also depends on the BSc.