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@RabT_95
Rab
5 months
Every time James Rodriguez pops up, I'm reminded of quite possibly the best worst headline ever.
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@MorningStarRMA
Chidera.★🤍
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Insanity of a goal from James Rodriguez!!! 💣
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Rab
2 months
Why do we have to turn absolutely everything in Scotland into shortbread tin 'patter'?
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@RabT_95
Rab
2 months
Two Door Cinema Club soundtracking mid-2000s Portsmouth? Miles off with the pairing there.
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Ste.pfc7
2 months
LuaLua x Two Door Cinema Club #Pompey
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Rab
10 months
@rjb_1998 Respect from an adjective fan
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@RabT_95
Rab
1 year
Bell Liam Gallagher, The Courteeners and Gerry Cinnamon again lad
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@TRNSMTfest
TRNSMT Festival
1 year
TRNSMT 2024, LETS GO!⚡️We are absolutely buzzing to announce our first artists for 2024. Tickets on sale Fri 24th at 9AM. With @ThreeUK ? You can get your tickets now exclusively via the Three+ rewards app. Download now Sign up ~
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
7 months
Nicola Peltz Beckham reveals she cut her husband Brooklyn Beckham’s cameo in her film ‘LOLA’ because he wouldn’t stop staring into the camera. “He had one line, 'Hi,' but he kept saying it in a British accent and he was staring directly into the camera. I was like, 'Oh God, we
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Rab
2 months
Two Door Cinema Club belong in the pear cider, chinos and Coalition Government era. Very out of place.
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Rab
8 years
Scary!
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Rab
4 years
Blackpool for folk that spend 500 quid on a hoodie
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Rab
9 months
Absolutely desperate to have that Alex Turner aura about him onstage but just comes across as a total danger whenever he tries to pull it off. Quite funny.
@w1nter1ng
zoe ⛺️
9 months
ive missed this
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Rab
2 months
@FraserKeegan See also: 98% of Scottish comedy or anything Scottish commissioned for TV.
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Rab
3 months
Genuinely think Paul Heaton might be the Number 1 sound cunt in the music industry, particularly coming from a generation where most of his peers have turned into absolute helmets over time.
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@destroynectar
sea✰
7 months
Define “2000s”
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@RabT_95
Rab
5 years
Noel Gallagher hasn't made any conscious effort to listen to new music for about six years and laments the state of "current music" because he doesn't like a guy that's been number 1 for about 40 weeks. Standard. An absolute fucking dinosaur of a man.
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Rab
17 days
David Baddiel, unprompted, on anything ever.
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@Baddiel
David Baddiel
18 days
Re: Thomas Tuchel and some people's fake outrage. My mother was born in Nazi Germany and had to flee for her life - I'm OK with it. So fuck off.
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Rab
5 years
@leehillier1 @gamray "Travel and you will see we are okay" - can think of better reasons to plan my travels than to potter round Salou scouting out the best egg and chips and bumping into other folk from the UK every two minutes, but fair play...
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@RabT_95
Rab
7 years
Stay classy @GerryCinnamon - it's awfully good that you don't 'greet' about your mental health issues. Plenty people do and there's no shame in that. Refreshing to see you handle criticism of your music with such a petulant childish tone.
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@RabT_95
Rab
1 month
@kieran_ashton1 "Just me and my guys, snorting our... cannabis."
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@RabT_95
Rab
9 years
The NME is a fucking joke man. Hailed by 15 year-olds who've smoked one joint, bought a leather jacket and found a Smiths CD in a drawer.
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Rab
4 years
Whatever People Say We Shouldn't Do, That's What I'll Do
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Rab
9 years
*Listens to The Stone Roses once*
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Rab
2 months
@johnathanstreet Glasgow Uni/West End nailed on
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@RabT_95
Rab
7 years
Folk are lapping this up but the Not Nineteen Forever brigade were whinging about Public Enemy supporting Stone Roses? Fuck off.
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@RabT_95
Rab
4 years
Respect from a dehydration fan 👏
@emmayoungxx
Emma Young
4 years
Feel like only water drinkers will understand all water does NOT taste the same 🥴
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Rab
8 years
Expecting a Snickers ad soon where someone approaches Rosa Parks and tells her she turns into a right diva when she's hungry...
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@RabT_95
Rab
8 years
Butterfly House is a phenomenal album but the acoustic release just takes it to another level. Late night listening. @thecoralband
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Rab
2 months
@forevermartin5 I'll give you that
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Rab
4 months
@EvanMcFarlane Got 'ground share with Lowland League club with no home support' written all over it.
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@RabT_95
Rab
3 years
"Pretend it's 1995" alright sound I'll smoke inside and pay £1.70 for a pint then
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Duncan Kansas
3 years
this is the worst brand of quirky restaurant shit
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Rab
8 years
Liam Fray gets girls to hit him with plastic bottles during sex.
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@RabT_95
Rab
10 months
Can spot a mile off that Gervais has never bothered to actually hone his craft as a stand-up comedian. 100% convinced he's sat there rubbing his hands at how easy a gig it is to blag; dog whistling for fucking idiots. Not even a semblance of a crafted joke here. Money in the bank
@ReasonedUK
Reasoned
10 months
“Well, I am woke now and I can prove it: I love illegal immigrants.” 😂 Ricky Gervais making fun of virtue signaller Gary Lineker.
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Rab
6 years
Thatcher still had a stroke, so bang goes that theory...
@nypost
New York Post
6 years
A study has found drinking young people’s blood could help you live longer and prevent age-related diseases
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Rab
1 month
One of the biggest nights in the club's history and he gets pelted almost instantly with "go on then, who's your big team?" Fuck off man.
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
1 month
🗣️ 'This is my hometown team, this is who I support' Dalkeith Thistle secretary Duncan Purdie on what it means to support his local club ❤️ #BBCFootball
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@RabT_95
Rab
9 years
Looks like 2015 belonged to @TheFratellis Well done them.
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Rab
8 months
@BRyderJones Absolutely certain that a big chunk of my music/film/book collection consists of the work of some really privileged people. Doesn't make me appreciate the art itself any less - but still don't think the massive leg up these people have in the arts to begin with should be ignored.
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Rab
2 months
@BeingCalum All acceptable for the time I'd say. Early Kasabian, Hard-Fi, The Automatic etc.
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Rab
6 years
Janey Godley is what stovies would sound like if it could start a fucking argument.
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4 years
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3 months
@JoeStephenson96 Because Stephen Merchant wasn't around to write him a better one
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Rab
8 months
TLDP are obv a bunch of trust fund kids but the 'in your lane' mentality that you can't be working class and enjoy even vaguely interesting food like figs, halloumi or Greek Yogurt is fucking infuriating. Not having the pallette of a 4 year old doesn't make you some class traitor
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Lucy
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enjoying the last dinner party’s favourite meals. when i was in my 20s i liked fray bentos and those mini value strawberry cheesecakes they sold in tesco for 32p
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Rab
8 years
Corned beef hash out a tin on a Sunday morning. How does it feel to have made it? @BlossomsBand @tomogden93 @MylesKellock @JoeDonovan92
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Rab
2 months
I didn't buy Beady Eye's two albums and plough my student loan into Pretty Green's bank account to not get a presale code. I've played the long game for NOTHING.
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Rab
7 years
I met John Collins about mid '07 at Pencaitland petrol station just after Hibs had moved to Ormiston for training and before I could get a word in he hits out with 'aye, it's me'. What an absolute fucking trumpet of a man.
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@RabT_95
Rab
4 years
Start of 2020 v end of 2020 Lost a lot of hair, a coupla chins and almost 2 stone in the process. 🕺
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Rab
1 year
Not to go all 'old man yells at cloud' about it but songs like this that are written so transparently to try and 'blow up' on TikTok is depressing as fuck.
@airbagged
kate bush's husband
1 year
I want to know who genuinely likes music like this. I want to study them in a lab.
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Rab
7 years
Scary how many folk in Twitter think music begins and ends with Oasis, Kasabian, Courteeners etc. Open the box a bit eh?
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Rab
2 months
This entire experience sounds fucking joyless. You're going to a gig, not joining a cult.
@tehemack
christine *:・゚✧*:・゚
2 months
if this was you at the chappell roan concert glasgow i seriously hope you get some concert etiquette and stop being’s hypocrites. You ruined ME & MY FRIENDS chappell experience (which we were so excited for),, you were shouting at 2 sixteen year old girls and were trying to get-
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Rab
7 years
"Nowadays"? Forgot drugs were invented in 2012...
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4 years
@cad3y_
buffy the simp slayer
4 years
Did anyone else eat the gum from under the tables at school?
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Rab
3 years
"What you got next mate, Maths?" "Yeah, but I'm gonna tell my dad we had some mad mayonnaise gender identity indoctrination seminar instead. It'll set him right off, he's a fucking idiot."
@stu_taylor173
Stu Taylor
3 years
Today, at school, my 13 year old was taught that it was ok for people to identify as a jar of mayonnaise. Utter madness. What are we teaching our children? Oh, and that was instead of the timetabled maths lesson! 🤬
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1 year
Prefer it now tbh when most UK festivals that aren't Glastonbury just work on a constant rotation of Sam Fender, The 1975, Blossoms, Courteeners, Lewis Capaldi and The Killers with seemingly no thought or imagination going into their line-ups. Any disagreement is purely nostalgic
@TheRockRevival_
The Rock Revival
1 year
The T in the Park lineup in 2004 was superb 😮‍💨
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Rab
9 years
Yer da got the start up loan. http://t.co/UJZgkQJhN8
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Rab
3 years
Folk in the comments saying "same with BLM and mental health awareness week", just say you don't give a fuck about oppressed or marginalised groups of people and be done with it. Any kind of progressive social movement is an attention seeking bandwagon so just care about nothing.
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ob
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Majority of yous sharing stuff about Palestine n that genuinely don’t even care about it. You just jump on the latest band wagon to make yourselves feel better.
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Rab
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#AskGazGeordieShore Do you think you'll get to the end of 'The Hungry Caterpillar' without suffering from a stress-induced panic attack?
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Rab
7 years
IT'S SHITE BEING SCOTTISH, WE'RE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW, THE SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH
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Rab
2 years
Had a generic chippy pizza for the first time in ages the other day. They will forever absolutely piss all over a Domino's and their like.
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Rab
7 years
. @neonwaltz have smashed it here. A lot of songs on the fans' radar for a while but the finished article is one of the albums of the year.
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Rab
1 year
@neonwaltz AM still got the most play in the set and there wasn't really any big hits that got patched. Don't think they were great last night but the setlist was pretty much what it should've been. 5 tunes from their last two albums is hardly ripping the piss.
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Rab
1 year
The Libertines' first two albums eclipse the other three's entire discography put together
@TheRockRevival_
The Rock Revival
1 year
4 bands but you can only choose 1 ☝🏻
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Rab
7 years
Just listened to @neonwaltz getting played on Radio 1. Come a long way, baby!
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Rab
5 years
Stealing your mum's bank card is not "being hacked" - how the fuck did this make the papers?
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Rab
4 years
"Got a minor inconvenience? STICK LASERS IN YER EYES!"
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Rab
3 years
(TW) Sexual Assault/Domestic Abuse Regardless of context, if your FIRST instinct in responding to a woman's claims of sexual or physical abuse by a man is "let's hear both sides to the story" or a keenness for 'playing devil's advocate' then you're a serious fucking danger.
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Rab
1 year
@JoeStephenson96 A Celtic or Rangers fan leaving the house without a football top on would be more of a novelty in Glasgow
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Rab
3 years
Actually moving to Glasgow tomorrow. A home owner and everything. Well and truly kidding on at being an adult
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Rab
8 years
Does fucking someone who's dead inside count as necrophilia?
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Rab
11 years
@UK_Together Yes please. Can I have child poverty stats for Glasgow East End and how much money we spend renewing trident?
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Rab
4 years
"Hello, my name is Mr Musk. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay, Mr Musk. What's your first name?" "I don't know..."
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@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
4 years
X Æ A-12 Elon Musk and Grimes confirm baby name
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Rab
4 years
Of course, white men from Manchester is something Britain's music scene has been lacking for decades...
@stereogum
Stereogum
4 years
After being dropped by his label, Morrissey blames a new "diversity" initiative
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Rab
3 years
He looks exactly like how I'd imagine someone who goes out their way to ask for a service charge to be removed would look
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@christiancalgie
Calgie
3 years
What is going on with bar/pub service at the moment? So many places are absolutely terrible. I’ve never had to ask so many waiters to remove the service charge from the bill…
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Rab
9 years
She'll carry on through it all She's a Wonderwall #TheSmiths
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Rab
6 years
"That was soft rock cocaine enthusiast, Richard Ashcroft."
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Rab
7 years
At the height of his fame, was Crazy Frog ever touring? If not, I'd like to start a petition to get his hologram to headline TRNSMT...
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Rab
7 years
Glasgow get off too easy on the worst accent chat when some of their accents through there are like chalk scraping down a board
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Rab
4 years
Grew up in a council estate in Nottingham. First in his family to go to university. Worst kind of cunt. Got on a bit for himself in spite of his upbringing and clings onto the individualist spiel of "grafting your way out of poverty" as a one size fits all. A Tory's wet dream.
@kateferguson4
Kate Ferguson
4 years
Tory MP Brendan Clarke-Smith slams the free school meal motion. Says: “I do not believe in nationalising children. We need to get back to the idea of taking responsibility. This means less celebrity virtue signalling on Twitter by proxy"
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Rab
27 days
A lot to unpack here but a flat screen TV and a mobile phone are about as 'luxury' in 2024 as a kettle and a microwave.
@exRAF_Al
Rush
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Whilst we’re at it, let’s cut unemployment benefit for any millennial who has a car, a flat screen TV or a mobile phone under seven years old.
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Rab
6 years
What an absolute triumph from @thecoralband and co. #SkeletonCoast
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Rab
4 years
Buying your own home will ruin your relationship with your landlord
@John2Win
John Lamont MP 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 years
Nicola - the threat to devolution is not the Prime Minister but the SNP. The SNP want to scrap devolution by taking Scotland out of the UK. Independence will finish devolution.
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Rab
4 years
"I'll be on @GMB tomorrow monetising a man's death I've expressed no actual mourning over - purely because said man has lived rent free in my head since he mugged me off back in 1986. Oh, and thanks also for the kind messages directed towards me for some reason." - Peter Shilton
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Rab
1 year
Playing to the 'edgy humour' brigade must be like shooting fish in a barrel to the likes of Gervais. Just needs to say 'cunt' and '9/11' a few times and people will gobble it. Gervais knows he's not a stand up comedian by trade but has cracked how easy it can be to pose as one...
@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais
1 year
@TommyGunn1066 Depends. Do they enjoy watching a middle age man swearing, joking about the holocaust and pretending to wank off a paedophile?
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Rab
7 years
HWFG
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Rab
11 months
People just loathe the idea of anyone having nice things or being good to themselves, don't they?
@WayneGb88
Sick Of It 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸
11 months
Round the back of the Turkish barbers. Lot of money in haircuts, so it seems
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Rab
14 days
Is there anything more nauseating in football than a team absolutely skudding someone then coming out and patting them on the back for tactically playing into their hands? Brutal. Would also be of absolutely no consolation whatsoever if it was my own team on the receiving end.
@siferry8
Si Ferry
15 days
Hearts B good team, good players. Great to see a young Scottish team and players playing that way. Donald Park forever a hero
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Rab
7 years
My best albums of 2017: Cut The Master - @TheSundownersUK Strange Hymns - @neonwaltz Don't Get Lost - Brian Jonestown Massacare Different Days - @thecharlatans
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Rab
4 years
@nocontextfm1 Buffon finishing his career at Hearts is more of a head scratcher
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Rab
8 years
Well that fucking blew me away. One of the best, easily. @thecoralband @JamesSkellyBand
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Rab
3 years
Big respect for Sturgeon here. Stood up to their shite and kept her composure. Credit where it's due.
@owenjonesjourno
Owen Jones
3 years
"You're a fascist and a racist." 👏👏👏 Massive kudos to @NicolaSturgeon for facing down these far right thugs.
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Rab
5 years
I'd call this easily my favourite album of the last few years. Fucking fantastic.
@neonwaltz
Neon Waltz
5 years
‘Strange Hymns' is 2 today. Madness! Still not rich. Still not famous. Still immensely proud of every second on it. Go find it / love it /share it... it's here forever! ♥️
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Rab
3 years
If I spent and consumed a fiver's worth at Greggs 7 days a week for five years, I think my impending triple bypass would be concerning me a bit more than a deposit on a flat
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Rab
4 years
AstraZeneca'd out my fucking nut man. One down. ✊
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Rab
5 years
"The weather's been shite, hasn't it?" "I don't know mate, I'm not arsed..."
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Rab
8 years
'Let's get a nice couple photo!' Look how happy Rebecca looks to be snapped with me. Sweetheart, really.
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Rab
2 years
I welcome any Domino's slander on here. The most overpriced slop going. Horrendous.
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Rab
3 years
It's amazing that people still to this day cling onto the "scum, lock them up and throw away the key" approach when it comes to handling drug addiction - despite decades of overwhelming evidence that it's a completely flawed and failed approach across the board
@DanMcC1990
Dan McCroskrie
3 years
In Scotland, someone could be fined £80 for littering but just given a warning for possession of heroin. The state of Scotland under the SNP.
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5 years
@DaftLimmy Bowling For Columbine
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Rab
5 years
Ha! He loves his girlfriend, what a fucking drip!
@tombogsdollocks
Tom Woods
5 years
School boy error, always double check you’re sending it your bird and not the lads chat
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4 years
Everyone is being asked to wear a mask. That's the opposite of discrimination you thick cunt.
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Rab
6 months
The Proddygy
@hst_roo
Ruaridh
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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