@pastaravioli wait, was the guy that punched you at the slayer concert about 6’4”? If so, I may know who it was.

@lkm719 @ElectricCallboy @josemangin You know it.

@Syndicate what Tom should have done with the bathtub.

@MTGrepp Only if she hid the truth from him.

@Ohmwrecker Biscuits and gravy are the best.

@Terroriser Your surprise and old man got beat up by a 27 year old?

@Syndicate 52 vs 27. It was a lose lose situation. If Paul lost to Tyson he got beat by an old man. Paul winning just makes him the guy that beat up on an old man.

@ItsBlarg Making the forehead look like @SMii7Y

@emerome Morning? It’s dang near 2:30!

@Syndicate after that display of manliness in the vlog, I reckon we will be saying hello to baby #2 in about 9 months.

@cassell32 @Syndicate There were three frames of your face. This was the best looking one.

@ItsBlarg the sound panel beside the picture in your background is slightly askew and it really pisses me off.

@Syndicate teach Alfie to say “you’re a horse at last.” You won’t be disappointed.

@gabsmashh

@pastaravioli You should send them a pick of an Arby’s sandwich

@billythefridge This just caused my hearing aids to explode.

@s8n Life sucks, you pay taxes, and then you die

@Syndicate I just realized that I have been sending tweets to the @LifeOfTom handle and not this one. No wonder I never get a reply.