Raymond Summerlin
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Writer/Editor with @SharpFBAnalysis . Have the blue check for Tweetdeck. I also am not happy about it.
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Sean Payton when Jameis walks on the field for the second snap.
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I ain't scared of you Jackie Chan
Editor's Note: Raymond is very scared.
Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.
Challenge an actor 31 years older than you to a fight. I’ll go first…
Sam Waterston, you’re a punk, and due for an ass beating. Name the place.
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BREAKING: People would rather watch sports sitting comfortably in their home without paying $50 to park. More at 11.
Northwestern head coach Pat Fitzgerald puts NCAA football's attendance problem and really society's eventual downfall in perspective:
Phones.
I know you might be watching this on one, but couldn't agree more with
@PatFitzgerald23
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Urban Meyer is furiously searching his archive for emails to leak.
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Then stop asking me to fix your computer.
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Kids who cannot afford lunch have had it too good for too long.
New Jersey school district proposes banning students with lunch debt from field trips, prom
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Anyone who does not pick Olenna can just hit that unfollow button.
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Baker Mayfield is now 26-of-30 for 266 yards and two touchdowns when targeting Duke Johnson this season.
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We have Matthew Stanford, Kenny Golladay, Marvin Jones, T.J. Hockenson, and D’Andre Swift. How should we attack this defense?
How about running Adrian Peterson 25 times?
You read my mind.
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Colin Kaepernick not good enough to play in a league where two quarterbacks were benched in Week 1.
Or maybe it is something else.
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Magic Johnson killing that new columnist job.
The Warriors would not be a dynasty without Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green, Andre Iguodala and Kevin Durant
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When your April Fools' is actually the best idea.
BREAKING: The US Open to add puppies to the ballperson team at the 2019 tournament for the first time.
All breeds welcome.
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It is a 9:21 minute video.
In honor of
@RandyMoss
' 41st Birthday...
Here's every single 40+ yard touchdown he had in his career!
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Convince me Belichick did not tell AB to find a way out of Oakland.
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What do I have to do the other 7 hours and 15 minutes?
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Sean Payton talking about how much fantasy football has improved coverage of the NFL.
Sean Payton is smart.
Be like Sean Payton.
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Exclusive footage of Justin Herbert’s and Tyrod Taylor’s pregame high five.
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I feel like I will still be talking about 2017 in 2067.
We will work with the players and league to find a positive way forward. Open to ideas from all. Except neo-nazis — 🖕those guys. (3/3)
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Pats fans - "Brady does not have any weapons."
Cam throws another touchdown to Ted Ginn.
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Chris Godwin dedicating this performance to Mike Evans, who retired before the game.
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Breaking: 22-year-old likes to party.
Ezekiel Elliott admits under oath he used drugs at Ohio State, still likes to party, get drunk via
@sportsdaydfw
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The year is 2027. Frank Gore is just two teams away from playing for every organization. The defending champion Rams sign Super Bowl MVP Blake Bortles to an $80 million per year extension. The Colts finally think they have figured out Andrew Luck’s injury.
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Hunter Henry randomly being activated today would literally break twitter.
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When you spent the summer arguing for Le'Veon Bell at 1.01.
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This joke feels relevant in light of recent events.
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Me on draft day: These idiots letting James Conner slip.
Me Week 1:
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Think Le’Veon Bell is done? Perhaps, but may I present you with every player who has ever escaped Adam Gase?
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I’m sure the Dolphins having a third QB active for the first time this year was just a coincidence.
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Live shot of the social media intern typing out this name
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Has anyone ever considered Allen Robinson is only good with bad quarterbacks?
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ESPN Producer: "Tell me about yourself"
Draft Prospect: "Well, both my parents are alive."
ESPN Producer:
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THEY MADE HIM A TINY BEEKEEPER OUTFIT!!!1!1!1!
I MIGHT ACTUALLY EXPLODE
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Get this man some bacon and egg tacos and a gallon of pedialyte.
"You gotta bet on yourself." — Stetson Bennett on his journey from walk-on player to
@georgiafootball
's starting quarterback!
Congrats to
@universityofga
on their big
#NationalChampionship
win. 👏
#GoDawgs
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Note to anyone who wants me to go away: $130,000 would get it done.
Giuliani: “I never thought $130,000 was a real payment. It’s a nuisance payment… people don't go away for $130,000.” (via ABC)
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*Vance McDonald sent
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Who is excited for the inevitable Jonathan Williams goose egg?
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Study not complete, but early findings suggest there is a stunning correlation between kneels and wins. About to work on my revolutionary kneel-only offense.
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I do not know about you all, but Baker seems like a, "Let's play all out to spoil the other team's playoff hopes just because we can," kind of guy, which I fully support.
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I have an irrational hatred for the “What’s a computer” kid.
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Benefits of being 6’5:
Stand out in a crowd
Can reach the top shelf
John Elway will pay you a lot of money to poorly play quarterback
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My first four picks in SFB were Saquon Barkley, Devonta Freeman (who I was super high on because I am dumb), Antonio Brown, and A.J. Green.
Things are going extra well.
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Never not funny.
The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.
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Getting this out of the way:
Did you know C.J. Beathard and George Kittle played together at Iowa?
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The news is out. I am happy to be back and ready for your mean tweets.
Say hello to NBC Sports EDGE's new content managers! 👋
We're extremely excited to have
@RMSummerlin
,
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@WillGrayGC
and
@LeftofDeutsch
take on new and expanded roles.
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Imagine picking the guy who really wants to trade for A.J. McCarron over the one who got you five picks in the first two rounds including likely two in the top-10.
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Jay Glazer said the "fear" is Aaron Rodgers suffered a broken collarbone.
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Like a great receiver. Maybe an Odell Beckham-type.
Mara believes Manning can still be successful if surrounded by "the right people."
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If the Between Two Ferns movie does not win an Oscar then what are we even doing here?
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I think, more importantly, many of you don’t understand how many people face these types of decisions every month even when the economy is “good.”
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Bill: What's the QB situation?
Arthur: Dreadful
Bill: You SOB I'm in.
Legendary coach Bill Belichick and
#Falcons
owner Arthur Blank met in person recently to discuss Atlanta’s head coaching job, per sources.
No deal is imminent. But there is mutual interest and conversations are ongoing.
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Amari Cooper in odd numbered weeks: 4 catches for 36 yards (3 games)
Amari Cooper in even numbered weeks: 18 catches for 244 yards and a touchdown (2 games)
Week 6 is even, so........
#Analytics
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I want Baker to play, but I also want to see the reaction if Tyrod walks onto the field at the start of the second half.
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I do not think we have made enough of Christian McCaffrey playing 97% of the offensive snaps entering today.
Just had a 53-yard run and stayed on the field to catch an 8-yard TD the next play.
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I talked about it on the podcast, so I guess I should make it Twitter official. Tomorrow will be my final day at Rotoworld.
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There’s been a murder.
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Washington not trading Trent Williams might be the most hilarious display of incompetence of all time.
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We all cool with getting rid of the tight end position in fantasy?
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My No. 1 kicker.
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I don’t normally do this. But the person plus the tweet is just too perfect.
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WHERE DO THE REPUBLICANS KEEP FINDING VOTES IN ARIZONA? THEY ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE ELECTION is something I might say if I was stupid, crazy, or both.
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Also offer complementary tap water.
The NCAA provides free wi-fi to student-athletes at all of the team hotels during the DI men's basketball championship.
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Kareem Hunt is clearly the greatest running back in the history of the NFL.
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Try to take away my alcohol, sausage, and bacon. See if that is safe.
No amount of alcohol, sausage or bacon is safe according to cancer experts
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As happened to many, I was laid off yesterday. My 2nd stint with Rotoworld was a dream thanks to the people I worked with, namely
@RotoPat
@CDCarter13
@PatKerrane
@kyletweetshere
@LordDontLose
@NickMensio
@notJDaigle
@riversmccown
@ZK_FFB
@CFFroton
@stepmomlauren
and
@HilowFF
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Smart of Boykin to get a number in the 80s. Might trick Lamar Jackson into thinking he is a TE.
Here are the new jersey numbers for Ravens draft picks:
15 Marquise Brown
45 Jaylon Ferguson
80 Miles Boykin
43 Justice Hill
70 Ben Powers
37 Iman Marshall
94 Daylon Mack
7 Trace McSorley
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It seems like the NFL is at the weird place the NBA was around five years ago. The game has changed, but only the smart teams have figured that out, and the people talking about it on TV are even further behind.
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I cannot imagine the Packers believed even in their wildest dreams they would get both Jaire Alexander and Josh Jackson.
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Did he have dinner reservations and need to get ejected?
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My look at T.J. Yeldon, Chris Godwin, and the best waiver adds for Week 2 of the
#FantasyFootball
season.
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If you had Derrick Henry on your bench this week, take solace in knowing you made the playoffs after wasting a pick on Derrick Henry.
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Sure your fantasy team might be ravaged by injuries, but remember health is an illusion and we are all slowly dying. Eat at Arby's.
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