@TheFrankSkinner @pierrenovellie @Divine_Miss_Em Surely the Frank Skinner Podcast Commemorative Coin (TM) will bear the legend “Life is a growtesck pantomime” in honour of young Noah Hopkins. I only fear that there might not be enough gold in the world to capture the likeness of Frank’s ample head

@TheFrankSkinner People Frank shares his birthday with, courtesy of The Guardian

@TheFrankSkinner Happy birthday Frank! And to St Thomas Aquinas of course. Also my brother Ian’s birthday if you fancy giving him a shoutout on the podcast. (I doubt it, but just if you do)

@Baddiel Currently enjoying reading My Family. The 6th Form Review bit made me think about the one at my school in 1993 where our two middle-aged, very serious History teachers were persuaded to perform a fabulous version of History Today. Shout out to Mrs Holmes and Mrs Thorne

@Herring1967 Scary isn’t it? My mom said to me “How’s he going to get out of this?” but I don’t think he’ll even bother. And his fans will support him. And that’s really scary

@TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie Meanwhile, cats have “roving commission”, meaning they can go where they want and do as they please. I learned this fact from the Frank Skinner radio show back in the day. Where are listeners of commercial radio to get their animal related legal advice now Frank’s been dumped??

@TheFrankSkinner @pierrenovellie @Divine_Miss_Em It IS the nuclear football. N Korea blurred out his jeans in a broadcast because jeans are a symbol of western decadence but it’s really because he’s using his clothes to communicate messages to his handlers. It’s the only explanation for those shirt/jacket things he wears!

@sandwellcouncil Any chance of asking the street cleaning team to visit St Paul’s Road, Smethwick (B67) between Bertram Road and Topsham Road? We were literally wading through litter on the journey to nursery today. Piles of rubbish on the pavement

@AndyWoo58184199 @jonhopswan @Singinaccountnt I pretty much only come on to twitter a couple of times a week now hoping to see gems like this. Feels a bit like the toilet scene in Trainspotting

@Baddiel Looks like you’ve got a beautiful feline salt and pepper set on the table!

@TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie Swearing on the podcast now? Are you just trying to fit in with the cool kids at Spiritland?!? Michael McIntyre’s people will be rescinding their The Wheel invitations!

@Wolvesblogger @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie “Dumped by Absolute” is nice isn’t it?

@BBCNews @ADouglass22 Isn’t that Alan Partridge?

@RyderandAmies Any idea what college this scarf is from? Bought from a charity shop just because of the claret and blue stripes #avfc

@TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie But the question on all our lips is…….Did Frank watch David’s turn on The Wheel??

@Baddiel Happy with my presents today. Merry Catmas! 🐱🐱🐱🐱

@jonhopswan @AndyWoo58184199 @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @mkn1ght @astevehall @Anna “So the dentist said ‘Just demonstrate your flossing technique for me’ Honestly officer, this has all just been a terrible misunderstanding”

@AndyWoo58184199 @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @astevehall @mkn1ght @ionafazer97 @Anna30478487 @simonofsudbury Maybe this policy of non-communication between different body parts is why Frank don’t dance

@jonhopswan It was such a sad case wasn’t it? It broke my heart that he’d been looking at refuges. May he rest in peace

@TheFrankSkinner Looks about as successful as anything I ever made in DT at school!