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i'm sorry for spreading misinformation. i haven't lost access to my main account this one is just an alt for shitposting. going to take some time to sit my niche microcelebrity ass down and listen 💗
looking for 125k of my closest friends, someone took over my other account and i cant get it back
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having a girlfriend is much better than a weighted blanket. because she weighs more, and is also your girlfriend
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play that funky music white boy! sorry i mean they. i mean, uhh... person
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if you see this qrt with pics of when you felt pretty
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got so drunk we sharpened a credit card and it can now cut hair
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new list of non binary names just dropped
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proof for all the haters and doubters
looking for 125k of my closest friends, someone took over my other account and i cant get it back
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when i talk about putting people in the contraption this is what i'm talking about
looking through boxes of some old kitchen stuff and 💀!?! what the fuck is this ?!?
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just met somebody named Ghoul. non binary people are so cool
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can everyone please share one image that you find interesting, enjoyable, or alluring to look at for extended periods of time? thank you.
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transfems: if you've been on hrt for longer than six months you NEED to listen to the wall
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looking for 125k of my closest friends, someone took over my other account and i cant get it back
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>at the house show
>ask the door guy if the bands are sheogaze or indie rock
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram for what is shoegaze what is indie rock
>he rolls up his carhart flanel and laughs
>theyre fine bands sir
>set starts
>its pop punk
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all these people "doxxing" me are so silly, that isn't even actually my deadname
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Hi all🔥! I like sexxx, seed to my tits. Go to to my bio📷
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sometimes its okay to meow in public but the woke is trying to hide this knowledge
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brianna wu finding out about girl dick is the funniest thing ive seen today, and ive been watching the simpsons
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Is anyone here named “Soy Jacking?” I’m looking for a “Soy Jacking?”
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waow... (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)
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you can actually look at the eclipse without glasses a little bit, as long as your mind isn't poisoned by woke you'll be fine
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i can't believe this girl doesn't have a mandoline and i had to slice this entire apple with an knife
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always sad to see a talented athlete taken from us before his time. we'll miss you OJ, may your memory be a blessing
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i can't count the number of times i've had to stop having sex because of something happening on family guy, nor the number of times i've had to power through it
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Twitterpilled hatecel maxxing
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there are clocky tboys everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
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i love all my friends and my trans community. sending love to the person reading this. have a greasy weekend
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carbonated for her pleasure
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i've been informed this is not correct, please do not look directly at the eclipse
you can actually look at the eclipse without glasses a little bit, as long as your mind isn't poisoned by woke you'll be fine
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yall aint ready for this
🚨🚨🚨 ALERT: THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING.
TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE ECLIPSE.
SOMETHING BIG IS COMING …
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we're putting right wingers in hamster wheels (punishment) and also everyone else in hamster wheels (fun and whimsical)
i will not be happy until all suburbs are liquidated and every square inch of every city becomes a 15 minute city. right wingers will be put in giant hamster wheels
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my dad just left, he said he'll be back for the next eclipse. does anyone know when that is?
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and a little bit of T4T,
Cold prog on a friday night,
a bit of E that feels just right,
and the Sake uuuuuuuuuuuup
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sex is scary and i'm a huge horror fan
“lmfao you moron, get fucked, idiot” i don’t want to. sex scares me and i’m volcel
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the :3 thigh tattoo binds us in sisterhood. there are eleven of us now and growing. you will never understand.
No symbol looks so good that it deserves to be on your body 24/7 the rest of your life... "Oh but my tattoo is about my dead sibling" even worse actually. Even less defensible. Even less
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back in my day we didn't call them "short films" we called them ads
Wes Anderson has directed a new short film for MontBlanc, starring Jason Schwartzman, Rupert Friend and himself.
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i already have all of these i dont have to choose
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the era of the dog girl is coming to an end
night of lepus, the dawn of the rabbit, it is upon us
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gonna tell my kids this was king gizzard and the lizard wizard
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rest easy sweet prince
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the perfect night out: half priced sake and blurry photos of pigeons
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did you hear in the new dunmeshi falin and marcille have gay sex
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the creator is not at the beck and call of the consumer. you are no different than the patron who gets angry at a starbucks employee for fucking up tour tiktok viral frappe. you are an entitled child. eat short pants.
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you only get one chance at life, so be the most juniper you can be
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why do women always flirt with me when i’m high baby girl i can’t hear you
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i keep thinking about how every track drake has dropped hes in serious mode and kendrick is just like 😝😝😝😝 over some sick jazzy beat
there has never been an issue so globally agreed upon, no conflict so one sided, as everyone now agreeing drake is a pedophile
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as a wave crashes
another JUNlPER parties
one more sake please
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my bitch wife destroyed my root chakra its so over for me
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meee
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on my way to the uranus fudge factory do u need anything?
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k*lling myself as penance for offending discord tenderqueer
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when lots of trans girls are in a room together, it’s like we’re all Junipers
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some weirdo on tiktok: "why are you protesting"
*pulls out my wonderboom 3 and a can of faygo blasting great malenko by ICP*
"WHAT?"
"why are you protesti-"
"MMFWCL TO ALL MY ANTI-ZIONIST JUGGALOS"
"wh-"
"WHOOP WHOOP"
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linkin park was never the same without him 😢
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i can't believe they found a cure for cancer but it turns you into an italian greyhound
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no but actually i love when faux lefty provacateur grifters go mask off for a second in their weirdly reddit way of talking its genuinely a thing that makes me smile like this
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feeding an AI taylor swift and that nazi IOF soldier girl with the thirst traps to get every guy with a punisher tatttoo rock hard
Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Eve, the first human woman created by God, may have looked
Thoughts? 👀
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a hoagie is the most trans-coded sandwich because it's like a sub that's had a penile inversion
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If I met two transsexuals making out with other transsexuals at a public gathering I would simply combust do they not understand how beautiful it is that they are alive and in the graces of each others arms it’s like watching two angels dance
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just a few girls making out over their shared homophobia
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