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the higher the IQ the longer the fall πŸ‘‘ 🎭 πŸͺ„

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Elon’s power lies not in his supposed inherited wealth nor his intelligence/work ethic/drive. He simply knows how to wrangle autistic engineers into doing what he wants better than any other living person on the planet . The baseline engineer is a very weak, frightful, and timid.
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idk if my dad had an emerald mine i could do this too tbh
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@mishricci "i'm trying to build you up as a female" while constantly calling her "dude" and "man". nasty.
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@NoCapFights where was this energy in the gym?.
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@TheRocketRalph uses β€œdudes” and β€œgirlies” = social butterfly, high EQ, gonna make it.
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@NoCapFights i count at least 3 chins here
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@Dapper_Det love to see entrepreneurship in all its myriad and wonderful forms.
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@FrankLuntz even back then he still had his verbal trip ups but yeah. aging really ramps up after 70.
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@d_feldman I've been using chatGPT as a "relationship leetcode" for the last few months. I now have a fully-fleshed out response for any argument my wife can possibly throw at me. I've won 75-80% of arguments since starting (up from 10%). She has resorted to filing for divorce to "win.".
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@Rainmaker1973 you can determine every organism’s exact phylogenetic distance to humans by having two different species fight and then seeing which one people instinctively root for.
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@alexdrag_ There’s a 50% chance this was faked by you to be engagement bait for us and a 50% chance this was faked by her to be engagement bait for you.
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@xsphi decels have literally never been right about anything.
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@JoshLekach 1) stop posting your L’s online . he got sympathy; just not the type he wanted . 2) lmfaooo @ the Boomer response, I think you might be the most Boomer millennial of all time.
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@TechEmails β€œSeparately,” is doing insane amounts of work here.
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@Sentdex Moore's Law is for transistors not FLOPS. FLOPS are not real, they're the tilapia of computing.
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@Dick_Butte he’s a Usenet veteran.
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Normie who has never interacted with an engineer, thinks of science as something akin to magic, and worships the engineer class:
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@anastasiakeeley take a geiger counter to it before first use.
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@jackXRE why are the masculinity gurus always the most emotional.
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@Duderichy Yes but consider the second order effects of selecting for a seat partner antisocial enough to make the request.
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@growing_daniel You have your thinnest and bestest, your thin but not that thin, your β€œdefault,” and then your smallest and worst (but not thinnest, as that is reserved for your bestest). And all of them will run Youtube videos while you eat dinner, but at different price points.
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@JPMorinChase not shown here: him using that same black rag as a washcloth for his face and ass.
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@laserboat999 a perfectly empty vessel waiting to be preyed on by the right narcissist.
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@NoContextHumans she’s about half as hot as she would need to be to feel entitled to act like this.
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@bintcrubbs he is Richard Lewis maxxing
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@JoshLekach why did her face barely improve after 4 minutes of applying makeup.
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@zoescaman consulting themselves into this weird expensive layoff β€œstrategy” is like a doctor operating on themselves.
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@rebeccaverse SF founders are extremely sensitive to status cues. he probably saw someone important using them liberally in an email and decided to cop. essentially the business card scene in American Psycho.
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@historyinmemes insane attention to detail, especially the falling apart in air part.
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@mikebeckhamsm is there a single domain in human activity where the top 10% isn't carrying the bottom 90.
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@wanyeburkett wait no not like that.
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@ObtainerOf my uncle who works at Nintendo also told me this.
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@NoCapFights where was this energy in the gym?.
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@mindyisser etc. doing incredibly heavy lifting.
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@ShitpostGate this is just the default male face.
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@exist2post swap the genders and that’s what attractive texting looks like as a guy.
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@KareemRifai if he actually was able to previously support his family with his x dot com adpennies, i feel really really bad for his family.
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@coldhealing me but without the dog neutering, yoga, obgyn, facial, or botox.
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@zeta_globin if i was a hot girl i would post something snooty like β€œthis isn’t the own you think it is” but alas i am not a hot girl.
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@hollowearthterf the "dirty/dangerous jobs discourse" is equivalent to the "cooking/cleaning discourse". if you're bragging about something that can easily be replaced by AI robots and see that as your main value to the opposite gender, you're in for a rude awakening in the coming years.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ "- Pure meth is good for you, like exercise and sunlight". if this was true it would be true about adderall, which is one -CH3 group away from meth and is for all intents and purposes meth.
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@missuswormy Even a turned worm is food for a bird.
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@123skely wtf i love anime now.
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@sailaunderscore not retarded enough for me, pass.
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@BeniNitq never cheated on my wife until she tried this on me and it gave me the massive and uncontrollable confidence boost that compelled me to cheat.
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@eyuplovely he has professor during office hours rizz.
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@TheFarRightSide kind of crazy how state actors could easily succeed at this if they wanted to and just choose not to.
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@nosilverv physiognomy is the oldest ML algorithm.
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@growing_daniel chatGPT meets a fidget spinner.
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@vensfemin nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask.
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@TZSA_ these are just the chinese knockoff of passport bros.
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@Lufthee wtf at south park and powerpuff girls being their version of cowboy bebop and death note.
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@EricRichards22 it’s because we don’t know how to build it anymore . only 1 guy does and he looks like this
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@verymoisturized it’s because society has run on shame for hundreds of thousands of years. we evolved to live in tribes, not big cities that you can swap between to reset your reputation and identity at any time.
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@hollowearthterf after the shopping vid it was quite obvious that he serves her and not the other way around.
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@kitten_beloved how are Mormons and Jews so good at tricking God.
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@Aella_Girl e/acc just can’t stop losing!
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@loveptions the pharaohs had this physiognomy. you can catch it in wealthy and high status men such as donald trump and bill gates
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@AnimeSerbia he just wanted an excuse to ingest certain vitamins.
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@amix011 he’s the only poster that can actually fully be replaced with GPT 4.
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@UsingCigarettes the are literally all mini epsteins in lipstick.
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@Aella_Girl had the same convo while painting warhammer figurines with my pals but the number was 0.
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@mar3uss same energy
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@deedydas i don’t see how my dick pics are a valuable exchange for knowing that i watched an episode of Love Is Blind (or vice versa) but cool.
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@Scearpo DJ Khaled is unironically the luckiest person on the planet.
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@KILLTOPARTY why doesn’t he just answer the question?.
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@shoe0nhead please pay proper homage to the original internet queen
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@redaction most of the work is behind him. he’s coasting and just making big decisions now.
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@hollowearthterf she started out just trying to keep pace with the Zuck during their new looksmaxxing hobby and then randomly blew past him with no warning.
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@generalslug she’s not into β€œfat hairy” men she’s into status. if the character was a waiter she wouldn’t be interested!.
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women after anything bad happens to them.
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Ngl I kinda liked it.
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@jnyboy if by opportunity you mean bullet then yes. literally the midwit meme coming to life
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@jltklt22 @NoCapFights recommend you do the same and no need to put β€œNo DMs” in your profile.
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@sighswoon true except for the Waymos and piss electric scooters that ruin my immersion.
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@tulpapilled extremely unrealistic, no way the cashier would notice or even care that the $20 was fake.
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@synanthropy one time i salted a snail to absolutely gruesome results . i no longer consume the garbage.
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@UtahSnyder @Rainmaker1973 mayhaps you are a reptilian.
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@Aella_Girl i have never felt more empathy for chatGPT saying β€œI can’t help you with that.” then i do right now.
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@hollowearthterf the true test isn't whether they would gamble their meager net worths on her (they would) but rather if they would "learn" how to fold the laundry (she would do it better).
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@paulg thank you Paul Graham for posting this message in Courier font as an image file.
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@hollowearthterf "This is also why men can suddenly figure out how to file for divorce when their wives become gravely ill". lmfao.
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@soren_iverson i remember when this account used to post bad features.
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@JUSTcatmeme just cancelled my gym membership thanks.
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@Calibaneur not just a power play:. 1) gives himself extra time to formulate a response, kind of like cheating with test accommodations . 2) he thinks better in Russian, so it’s useful for him to hear the question restated in Russian. also a power play of course.
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@Danderearts This is his power, making autists believe he’s one of them.
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@LionsSpectre what color pill is this.
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@webdevMason Gavin Newsom's one weird trick to destroy his own candidacy.
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@JoshLekach why are they both more low energy than 80 year old politicians.
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@Scearpo the best eulogy for millennials i have ever seen
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@trumwill which leetcode level is this.
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@laserboat999 has he tried just being himself?.
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@wolktress i too am a serial friend maker.
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@bob_lazars_dad congrats you both have Hepatitis A now.
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@hollowearthterf These are the mutational load autists not the hereditary pureblood autists.
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@PaulSkallas empathymaxxing, I get it.
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@JoshLekach literally a 50/50 mix of
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@_ali_taylor gay (closeted vs. open).
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@kc_kwin another W for the midwit meme.
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@Duderichy "being 99.9th percentile out of 300 million people still means there are 300,000 people above you. the above fact trips up normies. there are 130,000 people in the US above 6’ 6” yet very few of them are in the NBA, this doesn’t mean height is irrelevant to becoming an NBA player
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@AlArabiya_Eng β€œit was just a PRANK bro!! it’s just a PRANK!! yo chill it’s just a PRANK!!”.
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@not_a_heather i badly need a lobotomy.
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