… when you feel your unhinged sparkle coming back

@50centsless I love labradorite

Perhaps a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts. Perhaps my drunk mind talks nothing but shit and needs to have her phone confiscated.

If there’s one thing about me, I love a dive bar. I love the dim lights, I love the shitty bathroom, I love the pool tables, I love the touch tunes, I love the weird decor, I love the cheap drinks, I love hearing the local drama, I love all of it.

Asking twice is too close to begging. Never mind, I’m good.

@BE061184 Oh… I thought you knew who she was and were keeping that shit bottled up.

@Mr_Right_Nowxo That might be called being an avoidant attachment type. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sorry for always being so sexy and funny, idk what is wrong with me.

@BE061184 Sounds like you need to do better sir. Respectfully, of course.

@ferris1436 Toaster bath Jkjk

@ferris1436 Yes it does

What do you do for work? I mind my own business.

RT @citizenkawala: Lighten up, baby. It's just life.

RT @TheWinegasm: I’m somewhere in between hardcore and grandma core.

RT @NikiMarinis: Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach. That’ll be $300.

RT @melissabroder: due to personal reasons i’ll be using humor to hide pain

RT @NotTodayEric: I’m too tired to make any “your mom” jokes today because I was out all night with you know who.

I gotta stress you out first to see if you really like me.

My girly friend I want out with last night told me I’m her hot, fun friend and that’s why she always wants to do fun stuff with me. 💅 Find a friend like this!