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Can’t believe interact club in highschool used to tell us not to finish your soda and cake because we ladies weren’t supposed to look greedy. Single sex schools !!😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Day 37 of jogging in muyenga
Me: Gwe ssebo, don’t you see me?
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My dad got me a car😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺. I love this man so much 🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍😍😍😭😭😭😭😭😭.
Anyway,I’m just practicing in case this mistake happens.
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Your girl has secured the graduation tent 😭😭😭😭. I’m thankful to God and my brain 😭🥺🥺🥺🥺
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A monkey at my window😱😱😱? In mbuya? Warriz happening? The zoo is coming to me?
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Saying tribalism doesn’t exist is as stupid as saying Museveni is not a dictator.
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I think it UOT wasn’t so judgmental,many people would attend all these gatherings. People are always attacking others about things like appearance and clothing which doesn’t create a safe space for socializing. No one wants to go have fun and later be criticized over appearance.
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Cause I know I'm the bomb, I'm the shit, I mean I look good.
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I raise you the second pack of noodles 🫡
second round of cereal is such a scam because you realize it wasn’t exactly necessary and then you start regretting🥲
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There’s no sex playlist without Trey songz and Zayn Malik. Otherwise it’s not a sex playlist.
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Not my boda guy catching feelings today because I used a different boda yesterday 😭😂
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I won’t agree with that perspective of sleeping with a married man, you know this man has kids, ah beg. Reject his advances. If he can’t make the decision to be faithful to his wife,make it for him.🤦🏽♀️
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As I was saying.
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I’m teaching my boda guy not to get attached. Every few days he will see me on a different boda.😂😂😂
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What are your favorite gospel songs? I’m making myself a playlist 👀.
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This is the type of rain we need. Short like the rounds y’all be getting.
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😂 time to drag catholic schools? I’m ready to start with Nabbingo 💀💀💀
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This girl is in 2nd year and having exams but she refused to read because her boyfriend said he isn’t reading too.💀💀
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Me who does nails at 50k for both hands and feet. Let me hide 😂😂😂😂
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I’m on LinkedIn to get a job but instead someone is shooting their shots at me . Like seriously?😂😂😂
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Boda guys will tell you a ridiculous price and you start wondering if you either look stupid or rich.
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Answer violence with violence. You’re not going to abuse me and I start teaching you ABCD..You’re an adult.
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Nabanja is like those dorm mothers in primary school that didn’t want to give you your grub.
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You can really feel when someone’s love for you is dying out.
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In nabbingo,you get rubs from a boy and you’re the whore of the week. The judgement 🔥🔥🔥
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💀then after the break up,you hear French and you want to die.
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This just shows that making friends on twitter is a definite no.
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Manager saying we work tomorrow? On My uncle’s burial? 😩 uncle oulanyah?
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I really need to start up a business venture but the fear of failing has me by the neck😔.
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Imagine the whole timeline knowing you are stupid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The problem is you think that she’s your mum.
Why would a mother put on like this all in the name of Fashion!
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If this carpenter doesn’t make the same thing I showed him.
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Me wet.
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Wallahi I’m not bringing a baby into this world to suffer, if I am not financially stable,my uterus lining will stay thick. My baby will wait for a good life.
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Some of you,just because i ignore your stupidity And don’t reply your stupid horny texts,you’re out here trying to get everyone on your side to hate me. Grow the fuck up and accept rejection.
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When they said Uganda has 5 good looking men, sotrix took it personally 💀
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Just because we joke here doesn’t mean we are friends. Low it 🤝
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Telling the boda guy you have 2k when you have 50k💀
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Interviewer: What are your salary expectations?
Me: what is your salary range for this position?
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👀yes please. Most of y’all are broke and are in relationships👀
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I be hating someone on your behalf and then you become friends again.
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Even just a week of inconsistency is enough to end a relationship.
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Like what is this😭😭😭😭
Some days I want to be pretty taking pictures but my face decides that it wants memes 😭😭
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You’re in 4 year relationship but never had an anniversary date. Not even one.
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September photo dump.
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I walk really fast in downtown.
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Omukungu sees it’s his job to make sure men are baby sat. 😂😂😂
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My friend tested God and used his iPhone camera under water.💀 God took the test personally 😂😂
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Omg someone is farting on my verandah seriously. He thinks I’m not inside😭😭😭😭
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Drop any random video of you
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They signed a treaty🤝
Show me a time where your face and the sun were agreeing ☀️
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You guys didn’t tell me that you go for graduation photo shoots before the graduation 😂😂😂😭😭. I need friends
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Javas removed the chicken filled croissant from their breakfast combos? Someone hold me😭. I’m going to pass out.
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Imagine getting 10k retweets and they get you an iPhone 4😔😔
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Okay ladies tbh,when was the last time you had an orgasm? Like seriously 💀 otherwise stop doing sex.
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The same thing that makes you fight other women for a man .🙂🙂
But what love makes one put a tattoo of a name of the person they love on their body, is it love or stupidity?
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All I know,in all my school IDs and national ID, I am a very handsome guy.
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Be mature about the rejection of your romantic advances. You’re not going to hate every person that doesn’t find you suitable. That’s childish.
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Men will embarazz you. Just know your place before you start frying chapati.
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I be hugging people on here when i see them like we are tight💀💀💀
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A client has abused me and I think I want to go home and sleep.
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Money is very important in a relationship. Let no one lie to you that only love is enough.
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Show your hair but make it range.
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