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Somewhere deep in rural MatSouth Zimbabwe😍😍😍
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This one walks around the class asking other babies "are you winning?"😂
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Mine is marrying into a family whr my husband is the poorest &my kids run whn they see cars&wave as they pass by.Then at the family gathering my husband is the iceboy&they borrow himtheir cars to'taste'he cant drive,so he sits inthe front holding the wheel grinning like an idiot.
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Sometimes I wanna move out of my parents house but that would be very stupid, I woke up ate double yolk eggs, 4 slices of toast , leftover meat from yesterday and sprite, then I opened the fridge and I saw a Pawpaw ... a pawpaw, I know there is no way I wld go and buy one myself
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@Bokang_the_bae
Because the develop perfectionist habits during their glory wave and life doesn't function like that you will need to fall and pick yourself up countless times. And they have no idea how to do that cz theynever fell.
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Guys Please, Sunflower is alleged to be missing
Please help if you have any info 😭😭😭😭😭 ngyanicela bandla
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I think you guys are now abus1ng the "exposure" thing. Someone tweeted how Eastgate mall was world class & y'all in his replies embarrassing us saying it's cz he lacks exposure. Listen!That building is eco architectural genius & the 1st of it's kind in Africa. Have some decorum.
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Morning Class! Today we're going to talk about "isotopes"... elements with the same atomic number but different mass numbers.
Example:
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My parents are mad at each other.
It's something petty. They aren't speaking to each other... childish
This is how i have dished up for them:
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Guys I'm a good big sister ini 😁😁😁
I was told to drive my lil bro to school (boarding) ...
When we were like 200m away he asked if he cld drive so that his friends see him 'pull up'.
I let him drive and park at the most populated spot cz I'm cool like that 😎😎😎😎
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@soso_spayi
She is even at the brink of tears, maybe she is practicing how she'll cry for the rest of her life lol cz this nigga right here????
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Tete Fadzi stories be like "i am 32 year old man I've been dating this lady for 6 years now and i now have 5k ye roora but recently she wore a brown dress when i told her i don't like the colour brown ... now I'm wondering if i want to go on with the wedding ndoita sei?" 🤣
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@Nomaswazi_11
Textbook narcissistic abuse and that showed TEXTBOOK signs of potential or already ongoing physical abuse... we are never wrong about these things.
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@KhulumaniSibisi
Consistent trolling and bullying
You can't be so invested in negativity unless it's spilling from the inside
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@GeauxGabrielle
He said "benefit to humanity" what benefit came from a guy being at the moon, like seriously let's think about
Jeff Bezos has one of the largest carbon prints, definitely not benefiting humanity.
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@kheswa_thenjiwe
All the men talking about 'Sperm and a baby" are actually arguing backwards because you are reiterating that you're only useful for sex and sometimes not even sex but just your sperm which takes 2 minutes to extract 😂
Meaning after those 2 minutes you become useless again smh
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@THISisLULE
@RakgadiKoolKat
I thought I had trust issues ... but nah you're up there
***thank you for pointing that out I will not be eating the candy
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@Chocolate_Fiffy
Nc 🤞 and when the function happens all the other women put on sundresses and drink wine wena ugqoke iphinifa sharing oros with the kids because "You're a good woman who doesn't drink"
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Elections are being rigged AGAIN.
I'm tired demotivated and scared for my future. I had a goal that i didn't want to graduate under zanupf i wrote grade7, form 4, upper six and now i might graduate in this shit show of a gvt. I feel helpless 🟡💛🟡
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@DonCorleANN
When a man brags about having "f*ckd" someone I say "did she cum", "did she squirt" or any variation ... works like a charm
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"Chimira kuchema nhai mzukuru, hanti wati anonzi Tinashe ?"
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'You have to cook for me because i paid roora'
N*gga u think 5k is enough for a lifetime supply of labour, in my industry that's a one month pay cheque dzikama tosvidzorera in 2 months svimari svako ukada kufarisa😂😂😂😂😂
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Boarding school really did a number on me. I can get up, make the bed, bath, dressup tidy my room and be out the door in record time upto this day 😂😂😂
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You on every Zanu pf member with a Twitter account.
It’s not like ndikuda mota or mari and stuff. But i just wanna say thumbs up to you big bro
@wicknellchivayo
!!!
Thank you for giving back to the community 👏🏽
May God keep adding blessings unto you. Rambai makatsika pakubatsira vamwe ipapo ndopane chikomborero chikuru 💪🏾
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Sometimes we don't even know its happening then one day he texts 'i miss you'
Then it hits you, that u don't miss this mf AT ALL😂😂😂😂
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Don't let men tell you that they are unavailable because they "work"
Single mothers have shown us that providing while being a present parent is possible, men just don't want to. They forget the birthdays of their children but know every player in the premier league. Liars!
It was traditionally accepted that men generally spent too much time at work and undervalued their families. This often left them poorly fulfilled later in life. Somehow this damaging formula of the primacy of work is being sold to women as the ideal route to fulfillment. LOL!
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The Ndebele people represented in Malawi by yours truly🥰🥰🥰
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@theHirohito
@ribz_rb
It wasnt hers to begin with... he just borrowed her they were in his name
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Men tend to forget an important detail in dating... YOU want ME .
Not the other way round. 😂
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I saw her yesterday and someone from Hre told me she is a celebrity in Harare😂😂😂😂
Ngihleke ngafa
Kanti ko Bulawayo kule celebrity vele ?
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@TheOluwabukunmi
He calls it "Ballerina Farm" cz he's literally farming HER like livestock... smh
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If there is one group of people I trust not to tolerate nonsense..... its feminist
Not a Single Picture from us !!!
The sisterhood is Proud!
City girls UPP!!!!
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I have shona friends who all agree that ndebele women are lazy, can't cook on the fire or fetch water etc
Then i start wondering who do they think cooks at our funerals, weddings abd family gatherings, do we bus people from Mashonaland every time to come and 'assist' ?/😂😂😂
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Guys vanhu vane maconnections kunze uku🙌🙌🙌
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Bulawayo/Ndebele Women
I have a proposal in fact, anyone from Matebeleland. You see those shona accounts where they talk about ndebele women this ndebele women that, let's make a deliberate effort to block them, they will talk to their shona friends khonangale
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Kana ndafa zvisanzi andina kutaura. I HATE ZANU PF. I am not a neutralist musanyepere chirungu parufu rwangu ndati zvoni, Ndakavenga Zanu PF.
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Bulawayo kombi stickers
I'll go first
"Ojahileyo uhambe izolo"
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Have known this guy since that Rasta was a brush cut😂 Real G's
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This flag is so ugly
Bantu bako Bulawayo ngyakwazi livumelana lami
Ngani yintsaro yama rasta✋️😭
Just imagine Air Zimbabwe with such beauty🤗❤️❤️
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So last month i took my Birth Certificate from my mom, cz "I'm a big" girl now and can keep it for myself.
Ladies and gentleman, where is my Birth Certificate????😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Ntebo_Mo
My biggest red flag is that I am SentleAndile or Xhanti Qotoyi and there's no in-between 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Why do meeting photos always come out looking like i talk too much ...
#Sabotage
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Yes, i do wear glasses
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@TheShonaQueen
You are not about to drag women for feeding children in public vanhu vanodya nzimbe parank chaiyo and a child mustnt be allowed to drink milk which btw is their only source of sustenance. So if the child is hungry i must what? Run and hide like I'mselling drugs
Ngeke sis ngeke 🤚
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Zimbabwe gets me everytime cz there's loud city money the typical flashy harare kind, then theres the quiet small town money u will find in places like Gwanda, filabusi, Zvishavane... that my friend is PROPER money🤞🤞🤞
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guys, i borrowed this woman $250, she said she was in a tight spot and really needed the money blah blah blah, i ddnt have plans for the money anyway so i borrowed her. now i want my money and this woman is telling me stories about how she carried me for 9 months😒😒 the audacity
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I know your ex, be very quiet plz
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@rezahakbari
Good now do one showing how relaxing single life is for women
No cooking breakfast fr anyone, no waking a grown man up and whatnot
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Ndebele phrases that sound like insults but are not
I'll go first
"Hambo buz'unyoko" 😂
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So all the men here are gonna marry financially stable virgins below the age of 25 😂😂😂😂😂
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Met a girl who called me a hoe in highschool cz i had a bf, sis has 2 kids with different baby daddies.
Zvema boyfriend izvi azvidi kugamira mudenga zvinotoda practice. 😂😂😂😂
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What i like about the Byo twar regiment is that its organised🤣🤣🤣
Kulokuyi Cowhorn formation nyana
Abo Samke Mamo labo Mkhaya babuya bekhulume into ezile sense
Then thina o Thando labo bani bani sifika siphongkuthi "OKSALAYO!!!!" In that voice yabo windi be Cowdry😂😂😂
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Ndebele men, what is your obsession with cows😂😂😂😂
What is goinyon
Boys be under 30 with 50 cows
Sell 3 so we go to vicfalls hawu😂😂😂😂
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@Colourphuza
Coming frm work tired and cooking
Adopting an overgrown male.who suddenly has not hands or feet cz he's married
Having sex every night like animals
Having to tell someone before I go to see my mom imagine my actual and very own mom yhuuu hayy
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I put money in my bra today 😭😭😭😭
The days of my youth are over
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Mihlali got plastic surgery ... THE Mihlali Ndamase.
Literally the most beautiful woman i know got plastic surgery, angazi ngzothini cz if she looks at herself and sees room for improvement i wonder what she thinks of the rest of us
Ayy 😂😂😂😂😂
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My lil sis(18), who dsnt go to church. In fact, she is "woke" uthi it's fake etcbYesterday uthi "mama can i go to an all night prayer, a friend invited me"
My mom ddnt respond
She laughed, came to my room to tell me, we laughed😅
We said go and ask dad, he laughed again😂😂😅
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@NowAvailable21
There are people with husbands who went there in a zupco only to watch her child get the prize
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I'm telling my children this is the cowhorn formation idc 😂
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Male lecturers are worse, lack work ethic, sleep with students, sell exams but sure 'women are bad because she didn't smile at you'
Double standards
Some of these female lecturers are so bitter
Does your husband not touch you at home?????
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Bulawayo went to Zimbabwe.
I tell you what besi ready 🤌
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An entire President addresses the nation with 13 other languages in Shona and u id1ots don't say jaq, but here you are ... loud as a broken tractor when a random woman prays for less than 10 minutes...
So we're in this Zupco prebooking bus ready to depart and this lady just did a prayer in Ndebele and i couldn't hear a thing. My question is should people pray in their own language(Ndebele, shona) in a bus with people who might not understand it? Will you be comfortable?
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Got baloons today 😇😇🥰🥰😇🥰
Imagine I'm in a worksuit on my bdae😭😭😭😭
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It breaks my heart that Zim women have to bully themselves first before the men do it. Everyday they come up with new words just to make women feel inferior or insecure. A whole culture centered on insulting women. I want better for the hunnies.
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Nothing confuses me like a zanu person posting bible verses .. like when do you pray... is it before or after the killing, stealing and satanism.... like????
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Use Zimbabwe, kodwa ongowako Bulawayo
KUNGCONO!!!!
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Zimbabwe needs a system where ever province or region produces it's own commodities and manages them and pays a certain tax to feed into the reserve bank. Being governed by Harare is not working they are all thieves. E.g MatSouth produce it's minerals gold etc and fund itself.
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There's a shona girl who said she hears xhosa and not ndebele😂😂😂
Great, I also hear chiVitori and not ChiZezuru😭😭😭😭
Do you know how stupid you sound right now ?
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@TINGLINGINVEST
@Sye_Mdluli
@JuniorMkhonto
Is it tribalism to say I'm ndebele and to point out that the language used is shona
Lol take your fragile self to therapy
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Someone complained we were using Ndebele in a group chat and that we shld speak English (we never complain when they use their indigenous language)
So now we are speaking Sotho 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We have 13 official languages u can't pick up one more ??? Be serious 😂😂😂😂
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People from Bulawayo can tell you're not from Bulawayo just by looking at you. Weirdest superpower ever 😂
What unpopular opinion will have Zimbabweans in your comments like this ????
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@Sye_Mdluli
@JuniorMkhonto
I'm ndebele from Zim and yeeeepppp! He used the word "tsoko" I assume he's shona lol
And those ones are very notorious wt em rituals they call it "kuromba"
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"Bulawayo is gonna suffer"
As if we were living in mansions and econet data was $3 in bulawayo 😂😂😂they killed 20000 ppl this side
There is no new "suffering" we have not seen please ✋️
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Kanti where is it written that i am ashamed to be a Zimbabwean. If you can be proud to be from the world's Murder and femicide capital why shld i be ashamed of just being poor ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Which is rather objective, cz am i poor ??? I doubt 😂😂😂
@El__wallace
@Mr__Morale__
@Qhubuthando
@QueOrSomething
She's definitely not one of us, she's Zimbabwean, SAns say "nawe" Zimbos "lawe" and she won't correct you cause they too ashamed to be known that they Zimbabweans and nje Zimbabwe don't even have economy to start with.
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Zimbabweans or people from mashonaland?
Mazimbabweans unganai pano who knew the real meaning of these song🫣🫣🫣🫣
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My advice to zanu ppl just, dlana uthule/idya wakanyarara.
You have 2 business stands, houses and a prospective farm and u have never worked a single job in your life. We understand why you are there, stop trying to convince us poor people to sympathise with you or whatever, 🙏
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Ladies i always tell u to relax, whatever happens THEY WILL ADJUST
the cutoff for dating was 25, then 30 lo and behold today they are at 40 ... as we wait for the coming extention. Cheers 🍻
It’s in a woman’s best interest to be cooperative and more serving once she reaches 40 if she wants to continue to be a factor in the dating market. Even as a wife.
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Syavuka , syageza , sibangene
Let's get this bread y'all
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