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☥ Risk taking retail degenerate | PanAfrican| Fashionista | Mahayana Zen Buddhist & Yogi🧘🏽‍♀️ | Art forms- Dadaism and expressionism | Investment management

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@PytMwaps
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4 years
My cousin was taken on a first date to view Moi’s body and I -😂 I’m unable to can
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My abuser’s name is @BrianKiplangat3
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@PytMwaps
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5 years
Tusisahau pampers ni 1750/-
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2 years
Njeri sent 57k in total , price of dick just went up
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@PytMwaps
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6 years
Jina ya lec sisi tutajua kwa timetable, sura tutaona tukienda CAT
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Unaenda class next week kujua jina ya lec?
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@PytMwaps
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5 years
A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners
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3 years
Me 🤝 cutting people off because naskia sijui aje
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4 years
I’ve done many things in this life but I’m glad I’ve never had a joint Instagram account with my boyfriend 😂
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5 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but pampers costs ksh 1700, have protected sex
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4 years
Can’t imagine risking friendships for 24 hour clout
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3 years
Damn, kuiva ni stress
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6 years
*Sees girl in Strathmore looking nice* Brain cell 1: Tell her she looks nice Brain cell 2: Tell her she looks amazing Mouth: Ulikubalishwa kuingia shule hivi?
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@PytMwaps
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5 years
This style can only be maintained when it’s not being hit right
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Ukaange tu ukijua hii style mimi siwezi huwa nachocha tu
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@PytMwaps
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4 years
Can’t talk, mpesa only
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6 years
Hao watu wanasema they can't wait for Jameson what brand of Kenya Shillings are you using?
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6 years
When Bob Marley said: The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman's love without the intention of loving her, I felt that.
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4 years
BK beat me up
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4 years
Unaenda shule siku ya kwanza kwani unaosha class?
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5 years
Can’t believe my mother told me “Keep change” juu tulikua na wageni and immediately they left anaiulizia 😩
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5 years
Sexting with a straight face at the dinner table 😊>>>>>
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@PytMwaps
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6 years
Have you ever called someone back, like after a missed call but in your head you're like "Please don't pick up"?
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6 years
Ushaifanya Cat ngumu hadi unaomba tu upewe marks for neat work? 😩
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5 years
Being spanked unexpectedly constantly by the right person >>
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Bomboclaat
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5 years
Okay, so how do I tell this nigga nataka anikunje na anikunjue in all ways and manners?
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6 years
New Year, New body count of 0 tusisumbuane
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5 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but make sure the person you're dating is dating you
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5 years
Was thinking about skipping class till the hottest guy in class told me he’s going, I really need to stop thinking with my coochie 🥺
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5 years
Flirting a bit then pretending that you were joking >>>
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5 years
“I saw you today “... “Saw your friend today “... WaAaH SAa tUtaDoo?
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@PytMwaps
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5 years
Hii shule mlisema ni must? Juu nikona shida ya macho, sioni nikienda
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5 years
Me: He has a girlfriend My friends: Are they married?
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@PytMwaps
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5 years
Ladies, do you realise how fuckable you look in your man's shirt?
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@PytMwaps
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5 years
Kuna mtu alifreeziwa jana bouncer akamshow aende amalize homework😂
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@PytMwaps
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5 years
I want a nigga that’ll worship me, is it too much to ask?
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@PytMwaps
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4 years
Lead him on then ghost him sis
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5 years
My mum’s reaction when she saw my tatt
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6 years
It really is different when someone is into you and you aren’t into them unaambiwa “Goodnight ❤️” na deep down unaskia kumwambia “weh baadaye “
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5 years
When I want to be derailed no one hits me up but on self care days hizi “uko” messages ni mob sana
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5 years
10/10 would recommend, fucking work on yourself
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5 years
Utamu wa fling ni kuwa na boyfriend
@iansoi_
Ian Soi
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Utamu wa Fifa ni banter
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@PytMwaps
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6 years
Using people's birthdays as an excuse to drink>>>>>
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4 years
Being with your significant other this period must be nice, mnaboeka tu kidogo, mnanyanduana
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5 years
I don’t like this label, labels ruin everything
@marinaroxxx
marina🪩
5 years
sco pa tu manaa
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Even if no one buys me flowers I'm buying myself some nishtue watu kwa hii nyumba waache madharau ndogo ndogo btw
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5 years
Not my monkey, not my circus, not my business
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5 years
Carry yourself as a brand, the magnitude doesn’t matter
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6 years
Never listening to my sex playlist before an exam again, now I'm in the mood to make someone's son nut instead of being in the mood for object oriented programming.
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5 years
Anyway, A HOE NEVER GETS COLD
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5 years
Hii baridi inaharibu drip bana 😩
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@PytMwaps
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3 years
I love friends who respect it when you don’t want to drink
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6 years
Someone who's not afraid to tell you when you're at fault >>>>>
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5 years
The one time I go to school nafukuzwa ati juu nimesahau ID, till next week folks, on the next episode of FML
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4 years
These days all I think about is money
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5 years
I don’t understand these men without beards posting no shave November ,we don’t care about your fudhis bana
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2 years
I’m friendly but not your friend, don’t get it twisted
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5 years
People who don’t have to pass by town when commuting tend to feel superior, people is me
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3 years
I just want to be rich so that I can own a monkey
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6 years
So much sex that y’all start to look alike
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5 years
Let's be getting straight to the point, Sema shida zako kama unadai mechi sema and maybe the terms and conditions can be discussed
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5 years
Have you ever felt someone pretending you’re interesting because of pudesh ???!🤔
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6 years
Unalewa na black ice kwani hujiheshimu buaaanaaa😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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5 years
I was frustrated because my Mum wasn't giving me money, got home a bit drunk and asked her "Wewe wenzako wakiiba, ulikuwa wapi?" I think it's time I rethink about me and alcohol, it's way overdue 💀💀
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4 years
Honestly blocking anyone with negative comments
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4 years
Kenyan James Charles
@Cityboyyyyyy
City Boy ✌🏾
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‘aNgLeS dOn’T mAtTeR’
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6 years
Guys in my class are discussing about girls And one of them just asked "Ni rangi ya chai ama strong tea?" Kumbe hivi ndio sisi hudiscussiwa 😪
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5 years
When your man is acting single on the tl
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1 year
@hillarygache Where do I sign up for exploitation classes 😂
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4 years
Y’all can believe what you want to believe, from the bottom of my heart I am tired
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2 years
Vladdy Daddy it’s my first war idk what to wear 🥺
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5 years
Saying that you don't want food then eating your nigga's >>>
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5 years
My favourite words by J Cole: "What you eat won't make me shit, who you fuck won't make me cum"
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4 years
I could never be this mature, not in any lifetime heh
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4 years
I need friends to do this triller childishness with 😭🥴
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5 years
I like the thin line between pain and pleasure 👀
@lovelyfeelz
ana 😌
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Weird Confessions: lets hear them
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4 years
Repeat after me, power of the pussy
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6 years
My mum's reminding me that she's traveling and I'm out here acting like the least concerned person 👀 Angejua girl child hapa atanunua event tickets na pesa za stima na nyanya Eniwei 😂
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5 years
Honestly, this whole Valentine's thing was so overrated, glad we're done with it
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5 years
Really felt it when Young MA said, "They talk about me like they past perfect. Like they present pretty, like they future flawless"
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5 years
Manze hii story ya rekindling old friendships doesn’t mean unaforce story
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Ate chicken and bhajia at 50 bob because of a promo code, I am really living my best life guyyyyysssss
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4 years
I miss the chapo sausages we used to eat in the high school canteen 😭😭
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6 years
You only want to know how I'm doing at night, You only text me at night, You only want to hang out at night AYAM NOT A VAMPIRE!!
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When I don’t get a text back I go to my class group and look at people’s profile photos, Just realized I’m bored bored, sad sad 😕
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This is the kind of foolery that got us our Governor😭 naomba tutulize nyege kidogo sweetie
@_bomb_digidy
stacy wangui
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A man with dimples 😩😩😩
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5 years
Me when I get small small money for enjoyment
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Mum: Ulienda Shule? Me: Eeeeeh hata lec aliniambia nikusalimie
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“Mwanamke ni kuvumilia” has to be the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard
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When you see me drinking liqour with my eyes closed just know I'm marinating myself
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5 years
This has got to be the biggest wave of immaturity on the TL tbh, Gai! Anyway
@UncSharpe_
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Alafu hii story ya kulinganisha watu according to uni wametoka ni ujinga, style up!!!
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4 years
Doing shit for attention won’t get my attention
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5 years
Can’t stress this enough
@iansoi_
Ian Soi
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Mambo ya watu wawili wameonana uchi usiingilie
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Me: Ignores texts Also me: Hakuna mtu ananitafuta?
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