*Sees girl in Strathmore looking nice*
Brain cell 1: Tell her she looks nice
Brain cell 2: Tell her she looks amazing
Mouth: Ulikubalishwa kuingia shule hivi?
Never listening to my sex playlist before an exam again, now I'm in the mood to make someone's son nut instead of being in the mood for object oriented programming.
I was frustrated because my Mum wasn't giving me money, got home a bit drunk and asked her "Wewe wenzako wakiiba, ulikuwa wapi?"
I think it's time I rethink about me and alcohol, it's way overdue 💀💀
My mum's reminding me that she's traveling and I'm out here acting like the least concerned person
👀 Angejua girl child hapa atanunua event tickets na pesa za stima na nyanya
Eniwei 😂