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No food for lekki protesters tomorrow. They should all fast and pray. Because they are getting carried away. You can’t inconvience the whole of Lagos and start acting like you are hosting rhythm unplugged. Stop abusing good will of donors!
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Do you people realize that the police force illegally detained someone. Said they didn’t have him repeatedly. THEN transferred him and attempted to frame him for murder. The LAGOS STATE SPOKESPERSON, tweeted this. And it was a lie? 😕😕😕
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Until you accept the fact that friendships, relationships andmarriages at their core are built on inconveniencing yourself for others, you are in for a LONG ride.
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I know Nigerians are seeing shege because Jesus iye is number 1 on the YouTube top 100. God will help all of us in Jesus name
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Many of you may not know this, but there was a time when we returned cake boards 😂
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Trying to renew my passport and it turns out they have stopped fraud at passport office? 😡😡😡😡
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Between Alpha males and Covid variants we are really going to learn ALL the Greek alphabets at this point
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I knew this thing won’t end well - *BLOCKED*
They didn’t seek counsel from older people - *BLOCKED*
You know Nigeria is a different country you need to take it’s peculiarities into context - *BLOCKED*
They should have picked a leader and gone to the table- * BLOCKED*
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When Ebuka asks Erica tomorrow about Kidd, I want her to respond “ what is understood doesn’t need to be explained”
And when he asks Kidd, he should respond “ You heard my madam”
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Better make money to enjoy your life and leave men and their respect alone
If you make money as a woman,
Men will respect you!!
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However you want to spin it, layxon used that girl to trend and garner pity votes. He slandered her,turned house mates against her all because she said no. And now that she has asked him to confess he is quiet because he can’t defend himself instead he is marketing Kidd as a guru
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Your dad was the greatest to ever do it.
Today, I would like to celebrate my dad, who was one of the greatest footballers to come out of Nigeria. Rashidi Yekini
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We don’t even know the ideology of the people on the panel that he has set up. What are their skill set. What was the selection process? How have they structured remuneration for having them sit. What is the timeline for thier deliverables.
I did the digging so you don’t have to:
Justice Doris Okuwobi 65
Ebun Adegboruwa 53
Taiwo Lakanu 61
Patience Udoh ??
Segun Awosanya 44
Olutoyin Odusanya approx 57
Mr. Sanwo sir, have you not heard anything we have said this week?
#EndSARS
#EndSWATNow
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Please no one should go to four points o! This man consistently mocked protesters. It may be a bigger trap.
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TolaniBaj has super star quality. Her X factor is undeniable. That babe was made for the stage
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Zlatan performing Am I a yahoo boy at the NBA conference is all you need to know about Nigerian lawyers
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Patriarchy FC, this is your chance to RISE. Don’t waste the money you used to register website.
We need more bodies like FemCo so they don't become a target also.
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You guys they pay in 12 installments. Spread till the next big brother 😭😭😭
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One of the worst things about heart break is everyone telling you how you dodged a bullet. And you are like all I wanted was the bullet to kill me in peace.
Plis dear
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All of you that drink champagne with Seyi tinubu, better call him and ask him to tell his daddy to step in.
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When I tell people who have fantastic marriages that luck plays such a huge part they scoff and act like they are the only ones that have sense.
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Young men are in DIRE need of proper guidance. Like it’s a pandemic at this point. Fathers, uncles, mentors, pastors etc. The men NEED more men focused programs, the younger men are falling apart. Please help them.
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during my date yesterday, after i finished interacting with the waiter, my "date" said- oh he seems to make you smile maybe I should ask him to swap places, and I was like yes please- however I think you'd be a shit waiter because your listening skills are poor.
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YALL better not put anybody on that wretched panel. Ask for more slots. If there is a panel of 10 people at least 5 should be youths and of that 5, 3 should be women. Stop accepting crumbs please. Enough is enough
#ENDSARS
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Healing is a non linear process. Some days you are fantastic. And some days, whew some days all you can do is lie in bed with your ears full of tears and remind yourself that “this too shall pass”
Honor the process and be gentle with your self
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Nah Kidd collecting this party is the baddest power move in this big brother
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The solution to having a great career, and I say this as a woman who has watched her mother have a great career, is to
1) have a supportive husband
2) have no husband.
Anything else is distracting yourself.
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Someone said he acts like they sent him to village to spend holiday with village cousins 🤣🤣🤣
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I don’t want to work. I just want to be collecting salary 😔
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Everytime these guys say “this thing can’t happen over night” I want to remind them that okada’s are banned literally with immediate effect. That the bridge is closed with immediate effect as well. So 🙃
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This is exactly where he should learn it. They say people that refuse to learn at home, will learn outside
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Until Buhari comes to say it with his mouth and signs an executive order.
They haven’t ended anything.
#EndSARS
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I love this. Too many people are stuck because they want a conventional life, meanwhile the life they are supposed to be living is passing them by.
Amidst all the talk of
@KamalaHarris
‘s marriage and wifedom, remember that she was single until she was 50. Her single life is also worth celebrating!
@NicolleDWallace
@clairecmc
(thanks,
@OMGchronicles
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Nigerians love struggle love because I can’t see how the housemates are happy with Neo and Vee and dislike Erica and Kidd. 🥴🥴🥴
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Please Adele is Adele. Thanks
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Just an FYI. Nothing has been done. No victory has been won.
#EndSARS
2017-2020 ... Are you guys not tired of telling us the same thing? Please just
#EndSARS
#EndSARSProtest
#EndPoliceBrutality
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The people that don’t send you, don’t send you. Don’t break your back trynA to get them on your side. Go where you are loved
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So sega that has been helping men fight SARS and policemen for the last 3 years SUDDENLY trusts the police.
Ah.
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Download crowe
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The beet thing Twitter reinforced for me is that because someone is deemed intelligent in a field doesn’t mean this intelligence translates to other fields.
And usually they lack the wisdom and self awareness to know this.
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All of you that SWORE on everything that Kidd didn’t like erica and ran her street and was in love with Nengi. Are mighty mute
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Ashee Fk had this kind of connect and FlyingDoctor was asking her if she knew billionaires?
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Tolani doesn’t feel comfortable sleeping in the same bed with Kidd. Big brother forcing that is disgusting at best.
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Meanwhile washing your hair at home is not selfcare. It’s an upper body work out
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I am SO SO PROUD. That this thing did not degenerate to rubbish. Well done guys!
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I wish husbands that do perfomative IG love can just actually love their wives. 🤷🏽♀️
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Y’all Jlo is 50.
Jennifer Lopez just closed the Versace Spring 2020 show in Milan in a reimagined version of her iconic 2000 Grammy dress.
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All of you surprised at the way this thing played out have most likely never had your reputation smeared because you turned a guy down, which is why you assumed it might end in anyway BUT this.
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Consider shifting your perspective from how others show up for you, to how you can show up for others. Reflect on the relationships in your life - have you tended to them with care?
Have you invested in the people around you with your time + energy?
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My personal agenda for next year is to get at least 5 but no more than 10 of my female friends to actively get index funds in $ pref the vanguard and pop $100-$300 every month for the next decade.
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See how they didn’t need panel to impose curfew but they want youth to come and sit on panels and waste their mothers time. Mad people
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Im always so unhappy when babes are turning 30 and they are worried about their best years being behind. Bishhhh YOUR LIFE IS JUST GETTING STARTEDDDD. As in
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It’s school fees. It’s lifestyle. It’s healthcare. It’s peace of mind.
I don't think salary is the prime motivator for japa. It's a mishmash of so much more.
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Older Nigerian women hate their husbands. Will abuse him to anyone who is interested in hearing but God forbid you suggest she leaves him.
She’ll be like:
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Runs babes don’t hate falz, they don’t even care for him. He is the one that hates them and transactional sex. 🙄
Runz babes hate Falz
Yahoo boys hate Simi.
Their next joint EP gon be straight warfare. 😂
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Less of this please.
If you catch the weapon in my left hand, I will switch it to my right😉
In life, we need to prepare for real life problem solving with multiple strategies.
As a man of action, I enjoy executing ideas almost as much as I enjoy strategising.
#MondayMotivation
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I am obscenely positive and I am the strongest believer in prayer. and let me tell you. it is where your power stops that God's own starts. Listen Prayer works and there is nothing that is too hard for God. The lord is good and the will of the lord is good for you.
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Burna said, classy shit only. Brought out the whole string section of the orchestra for us.
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Praying for everyone seeking the fruit of the womb. God will bless you and give you your hearts desires 🙏🏾
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So many people lost so much with the arrival of covid. I pray that God restores 20 fold what the locust has eaten.
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Investing in the Nigerian stock market.
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How can I say I’m going to see burna and someone is asking me if I took a bra to throw on stage? Excuse me 😂
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One of my themes for my myself when joining my new office was exceptional delivery that will be acknowledged by management in my first year, anyway 11 months in and I’m their Ace.
What do you love?
TO SEE IT
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All of you that were complaining that your kids couldn’t go to school are awfully quiet o!
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It there are 10 women at this concert, 6 are indian, 3.5 are racially ambiguous, and 0.5 are black
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Lagos boys remain undefeated in marrying rich men’s daughters.
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For people as morally ambiguous as nigerians, we really love extremes.
The man is either Tosin from marketing or Hushpuppy. The babes are either virgins or ashawo’s. No in between 🤣
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My aunt and uncle have been married for over 30 years and she is complaining that he isn’t complementing her WhatsApp status photos.
So this thing never ends? 😂
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@ozzyetomi
How can he help her when he hasn’t finished helping himself. The post gan is a cry for help 😂
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There is no effort more futile than working for love/ attention from person Wey no send you from here to here.
Save your energy.
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Giving you butter mint as N100 change
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We are not designed to live in isolation. Every curve ball that life has thrown at me, I’ve been able to overcome because I have a tribe. Behind beside with me.
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I never give dating advice, but since I'm here, might as well. Date men that like you. ( and you like). I see a good number of you running track and field around a man that barely tolerates you because of some connection you have built up in your head. Beloved. Please.
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Finance boys, tech boys, start up kings 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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If you people scrutinized Buhari like PO, maybe the country won’t be here.
Also if you people are scrutinizing in good faith by now you’d be supporting PO.
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Don't ever tell men how much you let another man get away with. they always push that limit.
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Honestly I’m here for this lover boy vibe peruzzi is going for. 💜
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The older I get the more I lean away from God fearing and enter into Kind. There are not very many kind people. but there seem to be loads of God fearing.
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See ehn that KC, Unilag And one year in UK masters 🇲🇦🇹🇳🇦🇱🇹🇷🇰🇬🇲🇪🇹🇷🇦🇱🇻🇳🇮🇲🇹🇷🇹🇳🇲🇦🇹🇹🇰🇬🇲🇪🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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You know who needs to have a style page? Bidemi Z. Every outfit Issa hit back to back. No off days.
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Added three more letters to my name.
Ohhh 2020 you coming clutchhhhh. 🥰
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