by age 35 you must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon
things girls actually want:
- iced tea imported from england
- lifeguards imported from spain
- towels imported from turkey
- and turkey imported from maine
me: i’m gonna paint. howl’s moving castle
me: *googles references*
me: shit.
me: fuck.
me: no.
me: who tf do i think i am
me: if i die, i die with honor