Princess Gefilte Fish
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12-13. We got a shot at .500!!!!
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Political views aside, can we all agree that this is mental illness?
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My therapist: “Learn to trust people!”
People:
"It would be a tough pill to swallow not wearing the Mets jersey next year."
Noah Syndergaard on his future:
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My kids are singing the anthem at the
@Mets
game tonight and they are currently chanting “let’s go Mets” as they get off the bus. I can hear it in my classroom.
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My tinder profile says “I’m just looking for my Paul Onions”. Check out this perfect response
@KarenKilgariff
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There’s nothing more Queens than this graffiti across the street from Citifield.
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Happy deferring Bobby Bonilla’s pay allowed us to get David Wright so shut the fuck up Day.
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Buck was the first out of the dugout and I love him for it.
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Oh. Your star pitcher’s ERA is above 1? Can’t relate.
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I’m sorry…did
@espn
just praise Domingo Germán for being able to come back from “domestic abuse issues”????
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Got an apology email from Steve and Alex Cohen lol
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Here it is.
@Lindor12BC
doing the “he struck him out” chant with
@The7Line
. Fucking amazing.
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*unless you’re an elite pitcher with two different colored eyes.
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This means nothing. Lindor just has resting nice face.
Francisco Lindor just walked out with a BIG smile on his face…
The two sides are still meeting. But Lindor left like this
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Hey
@Mets
if you could sweep the Braves that’d be peachy. 4/5 would be great too. Anything less than 3/5 and we’re gonna have words.
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Uncle Steve looks like a little kid who just got asked to hang with the “cool” kids for the first time ever and I love it.
The Legends call for
@StevenACohen2
to be a part of the
#MetsOldTimersDay
team photo.
We shot WAY too much yesterday for a 2:20 edit. A short coming soon, but for those with longer attention spans we'll pop the raw on our YouTube too. Stay tuned.
Thanks for the access,
@Mets
.
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My dad is currently at the
@The7Line
outing in Pittsburgh. He doesn’t really drink and he’s partially deaf so he can’t hear anything over the music…and he’s having a blast. 🤷🏼♀️
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BREAKING BASEBALL NEWS: my students are singing the anthem at Citifield on Friday May 5th before the
@Mets
/Rockies game!
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HAPPY OPENING DAY!!!! I cannot wait to leave work and watch baseball!!!
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Rooting for the Phillies is the absolute grossest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life. I feel like I need to shower.
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Anyway I’ll continue to be super glad we didn’t sign Trevor Bauer.
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Bobby Bonilla got us Mike Hampton got us the draft pick that got us David Wright. Happy David Wright Day!
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Ozuna is in the
@Braves
lineup today. The silver lining here is it’s good to know they care about DUIs just as much as they care about women. Which is not at all.
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Things are getting weird here at Citifield….
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Dear
@MLB
, it’s been a rough few days. Knowing there’s going to be a baseball season would help. Do the thing.
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Being a Mets fan.
Name something that 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 an Olympic sport, but 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 like an Olympic sport 🤔
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A truly beautiful night to extend my record to 12-2.
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Hey
@Mets
I was supposed to go to the game today for my bday but instead I got the flu. Think you could win for me?
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What can I say? This team is garbage but Citifield is still the best place.
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@casteeezy
A few years ago, passengers freaked out when a Jewish man started putting on tefillin.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT
@Mets
???? LOSING MAKES ALVAREZ FEEL BAD IN HIS HEART SO STOP DOING IT!!!!!
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I am both back at .500 (5-5) and back in the New York Groove.
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I ask myself this every year watching the Mets play.
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@lilbuddymax
Hamas lied. Shocking. Does this number still contain people who died of causes unrelated to the war?
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I get to throat punch dudes who tell me I should be a Yankee fan instead.
If you could implement one really weird rule in MLB, what would it be?
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I mean….who isn’t?
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10-6!!! Lily is now 3-0.
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We can now add
@MrMet
to the list of people who have made fun of me for playing with my hair.
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@deysytacza
How exactly does she think they “made” people adopt their culture without violence and/or ethnic cleansing?
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After next week, I don’t want to have to listen to this dude talk anymore.
"Never give up...that's all this team knows how to do" - Mickey Callaway
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Tonight my date:
- mansplained batting average
- said he doesn’t believe in evolution
- said he thinks all homosexuals are secretly pedophiles
- compared himself to Ted Bundy
I haven’t had a date this bad since the dude who joked about murdering me.
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The Phillies are truly the most useless team.
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I know everyone’s posting Bartolo but this was in my memories today. Those are my students he’s talking about 💁🏼♀️
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A Yankees fan just said to me “My team isn’t doing well either”. Speak for yourself. My team has won 5 straight. 📚 📚 📚 📚 📚
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Gonna go ahead and mute this because I’m tired of saying the same thing to cult members. Yes, it would be just as crazy if liberals did it but I haven’t seen that. No, a protest isn’t the same thing. No, I don’t actually value your deluded opinion. Argue amongst yourselves.
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Calories don’t count on snow days. You heard it here.
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Nah. The Dodgers took everyone to replace your POS client.
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I don’t want to go to work tomorrow….because I don’t want anyone to talk to me about the Mets. I will cry.
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Dude watching me cheer: "You know they're down by 5 runs right?"
Me: "Loyal till the last out, baby!"
#LGM
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Raising my niece Lily to be a
@Mets
fan. She turned 6 last week and she knows who the best pitcher in baseball is so she loved her bday present.
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Jaron has more ejections than deGrom has earned runs.
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I’m glad that series is over. Rooting for the Cardinals just felt dirty and wrong.
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Your yearly reminder that deferring Bobby Bonilla’s salary made room to sign Mike Hampton and the comp draft pick we got for him got us David Wright.
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who celebrate.
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But schools will open with kids eating in the classrooms. Am I missing something??
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@academic_la
Nah. Then all the deaths that have happened since Oct 7th will be in vain. Hamas cannot remain in power - especially not when they’ve said they’ll do it again.
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@daveyjew222
I’ve literally never seen anyone decorate their entire house and car with flags and banners that say “Fuck Trump”. And it’s mentally ill regardless.
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I pay $400 a month towards my student loans (which is more than the minimum). Since January, that balance has only decreased by $700 because of predatory interest rates.
Don’t tell me we don’t need student loan reform.
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Douche Phillies fan: Listen you’re too beautiful to be a Mets fan. You should be a Phillies fan.
Me: No touching. Also, I would rather puke and die and then puke again.
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In January, I decided my goal for the year was to get my credit card usage down from 96% to under 30%. As of today it’s under 20%!
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Glad the Mets are making moves but it’s sad to see Canha go. He seems to be such a genuinely good person.
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My nephew said he was my date for the night so I’m posting this to make all you ladies jealous.
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Winning is great but let’s all acknowledge that a guy who wasn’t gonna make the team started the biggest game of his career so far, and was brilliant.
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Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.
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My mom texted me rooting for the Phillies. She’s been blocked.
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@MedInPanicCity
@LBarer32
2026: deGrom is throwing so fast the balls are actually disintegrating.
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Lily would like you to know how she feels about the Yankees 😂😂😂
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