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2. Delhi Airport INDIA
Modiji setting international standards. 🫡
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1. His father attacked India in Indo-Pak war - Received Padma Shri
2. He faught for India in Kargil War - Sent to Detention camp
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None of my business but ek gaal par foundation zyada hai. 🤭
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Irony that people who couldn't catch Komal Sharma are laughing at the guys who couldn't catch a cricket ball.
😆😆😆😆
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House se yaad aaya, khali kiya ki naheen?
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Some random boycott suggestions.
Feel free to add your own in the thread and do some service to the nation.
1. Manoj Tiwari
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Ajay Devgn has taken Ajay from Ajay Bisht and Devgan from Amish Devgan.
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In new India, cartoonists go to jail. Cartoons go to parliament.
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#SunilGavaskar
played cricket when it was a gentleman's game and he is truly a gentleman. Here's his reply.
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BJP: "No need to worry. Abhi tak NRC par koi discussion naheen hua."
Me: "Chacha, discussion toh Demonetisation par bhi naheen hua tha."
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Girls can go and watch
#Chhappak
in cinema on their own. It will be safe. Bagga and gang won't be there.
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This is not water. It's spirit. Spirit of Mumbai. 🫡
Location: Oberoi Mall Goregaon
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Anurag Thakur explaining to the Minister of State UAE, HE Reem Al Hashimi why she should not be wearing hijab?
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When a Muslim has served Indian Army - Your brother became Lt Gen in the Army. The country has given you so much.
When it's non-Muslim - He has given so much to the country by serving in the Army.
Dharm alag - Soch alag
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Indian media knows how far Russia has gone into Ukraine. But they have no clue about China in our territory.
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Bhai, Deepika na message bheja hai. Unblock kar de use. Maafi maang rahi hai.
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आप खोलो, देखता हूं कौन रोकता है। 💪
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Why was Arnab Goswami assigned seat C in the aircraft?
Well, the two seats on the either side were reserved for
@AMISHDEVGAN
.
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Trust me National Anthem can work as Hanuman Chalisa. I saw Sudhir Chaudhary and Deepak Chaurasia running away when protestors of
#ShaheenBagh
started singing National Anthem.
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Their DP Their Real Pic
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Hygiene as a subject should be made mandatory at primary school level.
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Team
@AltNews
were short of ₹6 lakhs of their monthly budget. They made an appeal and it took exactly 58 minutes for them to meet their target.
Please tell this story to your fake news spreading friends.
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In the infamous 70 years, you must have only seen water going through pipes.
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Sachin Tendulkar didn't know that we have a very beautiful Kashmir.
Anand Mahindra didn't know that we have astronauts who have been to space.
Kangana Ranaut didn't know that we were free before 2014.
Gadhe ko ghoda naheen bana sakte lekin ghode ko gadha bana sakte hain.
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These leaders are:
1. Arnab Goswami
2. Sudhir Chaudhary
3. Rohit Sardhana
4. Anjana Kashyap
5. Amish Devgan
6. Rubika Liyaqat
BJP has identified six leaders to spearhead the nationwide outreach on the
#CitizenshipAmendmentAct
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Hello
@zoo_bear
bhai, fact check karo, ab toh aap future mein bhi interfere kar rahe ho. 😸😸
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Cheque value: ₹1000
Cost of Printing: ₹1200
Presenter value: 2??????
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About to be deleted. 🙆🏼♂️
India is in mess in every way...politically no one listens to us, financially we became poppers, morally..rapes and murders
#EconomyInMess
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Both in one picture...
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IMA has written a letter to Modi. Now that's a tough situation.
Ek toh Dr ki likhai aur upar se Modi ki padhai. 🤦♂️
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1. Propaganda by
@RandeepHooda
2. Reality from
#SandeepChaudhary
Lo Randeep, Maafiveer bol diya. 💁♂️
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We had boycotted Rihanna but malik ke malik naheen mane. 🙆♂️
Famous Singer Rihanna's Team Members arrives at Jamnagar airport 📸🫶🏼
#Rihanna
#AnantAmbani
#RadhikaMerchant
#wedding
#trending
#BollyTadka24
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Big difference b/w Kanhaiya Kumar and Modiji - While Kanhaiya is contesting elections with crowd funding, Modiji is funding crowds.
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If Modi was interviewed by Ravish Kumar in place of Navika and Shivshankar, he won't be offering tea, he would be asking for water.
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FACTS:
- It was 'Howdy Modi' and not 'Howdy India'
- It was not funded by the US, but India
- It was largely attended by American citizens of Indian origin who neither pay taxes to India not vote
Will it help India? It will benefit Modi and Trump for sure.
#HowdyModi
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Balasore incident took lives of 291 innocent people.
- Despite two warnings about faults in signal system
- Despite warning about staff shortage
- Railway minister goes on the site, takes pictures, shouts BMKJ and is made a hero rather than being made accountable
- CBI
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It feels like
#ShaheenBaghProtest
will become part of our history that kids will be studying in their school curriculum, a century later.
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Whoever is the art director should be sacked. Miserably failed to make it look natural and like a hospital.
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Bahut hi dukhad. Aapki poori chain band. 😭😭😭
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Someone who was advising youngsters to attempt tougher questions first, has gone underground to avoid any tough questions.
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Before independence of 2014, this used to be a crime. Now it's a talent.
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Some are happy that Rahul spoke about Muslims.
Some are happy that Rahul spoke about Sikhs.
Some are happy that Rahul spoke about Christians.
But I'm happy that Rahul spoke about the majority Hindus, who are different from Modi, BJP and RSS.
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Judge to PC: What do you have to say in your defence?
PC: Milord, I have joined BJP.
Judge: Welcome on board. Case dismissed.
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Dear Bangladesh 🇧🇩
You beat us in GDP growth, we kept quite. But beating us in cricket is something that is completely unacceptable to us. 🥴🥴
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India was born in 1947.
Modi was born in 1950.
But Modi is Father of India.
William Wordsworth had said, "Child is Father of the Man".
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Today, I'm going to teach you how to read a balance sheet.
Debit Credit
Left Side Right Side
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Both acquired land in India and 56" can't do anything.
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Film Gandhi of 1982 did a business of $127,767,889 and won 8 Academy Awards.
The collection, considering it was 42 years back, was huge.
Posting this information for
@RandeepHooda
. 😉
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Dekho is aadmi ko.
1. He asked AltNews 3 times how they spend the money received through donations
2. He asked 4 times how PM Cares money is spent
3. He asked 5 times RSS about their funds
4. He asked Adani 6 times about the source of funds
Actually, 2, 3 and 4 are jokes,
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Caller: Hello Delhi Police, a group of people are partying here in my lane, violating lockdown norms.
Police: Are they rich people or poor?
Caller: how does that matter?
Police: We have to decide whether to bring a cake or lathis.
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Today, I tried cleaning my shoes with my sweat. It worked. Shoes 👞👞 are shining like someone's face.
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The man exaggerates and misrepresents everything, even his height.
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Good to see those who had boycotted Tanishq from Tata have called off their boycott.
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Whatta strike rate! 🫡
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Totally agree. It's only BJP prerogative. No one else does it.
I am a woman, Congress can't objectify me with my clothes & my work.
#NariShaktiAgainstCongress
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I have a challenge for those mocking Rahul Gandhi. Get Modi to answer questions in a press conference. 56 inch ho jayega.
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CJI has decided that after he retires, people remember him as a Chief Justice and not a Rajya Sabha member. 🫡
Big breaking: CJI Chandrachud gets tough with TN governor RN Ravi over his refusal to swear in DMK’s Ponmudy as minister.
‘MR ATTORNEY TELL US WHAT DOES A STATE DO WHEN THE Governor DOES NOT FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION? What is the remedy to the State? CJI — We will give the
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- Kashmir has been denied freedom
- Sorry, we are busy
- There are thousands of migrants on the road
- Sorry, it is impossible for us
- Kunal Kamra ne SC par joke mara
- Pakad lao saale ko
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Anyone in Mumbai, who remotely looks like an MLA, please stay at home. You might get picked up by Shiv Sena. So far they have collected 654 MLAs.
#MaharashtraPolitics
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Socho, kitne ghatiya log ho tum. Yahi fark hai BJP and all others mein. 🤣🤣
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For those who don't know 50000 people gathered in support of the accused who lynched Asif in Haryana.
Morally dead society bol sakte hain kya?
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This man is single handedly fighting the entire RW system who are bent upon creating hate between the communities using all kinds of propaganda. 🫡
Update to
@UnSubtleDesi
: Mumbai Crime Branch arrested an accused identified as Rajveer Khand, a BCom graduate with a good understanding of computers, He sent these emails from a fake ID namely shadabkhan
@mailfence
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