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Ho sakta hai
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Excited about leg day, coz that's the only action my legs are getting
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Where usually you keep the towel in gym ? Tucked in your shorts ? I hope I am not the only one !
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Good morning to only those who used to raise hands and interact with professors.
Rest of y'all break my heart. 😆
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Let's just pretend we love attending morning 8:30 am classes. Shall we ?
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Month end , gym progress report .
Coz,why not....😆😆😆😆😆
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Boys working out without AC in gym during peak summer !
Who hurt you ?
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Today is Single Gay Men's Lips awareness Day! It's celebrated to raise awareness against smoking. Do your part!
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Explain intergenerational trauma in 5 seconds. 😭 What even in the .......?
Kalesh b/w a Son and Father over Son tried to Surprise him with his Clean Shave
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Good morning only to students always ready for surprise quiz. Jo aaj h. Jaa rha 😃
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Exam hall:
Me to student - "What's that emoji on your T-Shirt means"
Him- "You can click here to subscribe to my heart"
Me - " What! "
Him - " IT MEANS YOU ---"
Me "NO" in louder voice
This Gen Z 😭
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It's not even cold,😭 but well when even I am gonna wear my sweaters ?
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Office outfit of the day. 😆😆😆. Jk..I wore a White Shirt inside.
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Many straight men would not get married or have partners if not for arranged marriage .
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Gonna tell my kids " Daddy used to address big conferences and loved every minute of it" ❤️
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Very demure , very mindful of your/my time.
If it's a NO, I pack up and leave. ❤️
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Arranged marriage is scary what if doesn't know which dal is which ? Phir kya 😭
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Podcast gone right. 🥰
In the end...I left with this message.
" Life will always be a story of trails and tribulations. The myth of hero and conquering it call is the heart of ancient myth. When u think - if life happened to you or you made life happen, I hope you choose 2nd"
❤️
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How can someone sleep like this with so much trust ? Who are u ? Call me 😆🙋
There is something so inherently sexy in implicit trust.
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Ladies and gentleman, the endorphins have kicked in for the day. Happy working Friday to those not on long weekend. ❤️
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So beautiful, so elegant, just looking like a Wowww 😆😆😆
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With a prayer, a wish and a deep seated gratitude for some of most painful experienced and some good ones too, I let go of you 2023.
You were not what I wanted, but NEEDED for sure. ❤️Big hug.
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If u as gay man love your single life, what would make you move-in with a partner ?
Earth shattering Sex everyday or Sukoon of daily companionship or looking forward to doing many life's milestone together or gays don't give up on single happy life ?
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Interview day :
Me: What's the best way to promote a product organically?
Candidate : I know......Mouth to mouth...
Me: What?
Him: Looks confused...
Me: You meant "Word of mouth"
...( Somedays...I just can't 😭)
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Hi Sharks !
My Start-up Idea- Tuesday motivation gym hour for topless male gym members ...
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Hello from -
The Brokenhearted Tortured Professor's Club!
May we heal, and find worthy love 🌹
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I guess neither...kyunki..नैना ठग लेंगे
do you have warm pretty brown eyes or unsettling void-like brown eyes
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People commenting on color choices pls know I put things here for my little mental peace and happiness.
If in name of mean humor u have nothing else to say, stay away.
I purposely stay away from such vitriols . I don't go n shit on other ppl's time line.
Pls just let a guy be.
It's not even cold,😭 but well when even I am gonna wear my sweaters ?
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One thing about me ..if I love you ..I will feed you..mere haath ka khana
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Encouraged bye an oomf 🥰.This was when in class X, only % was given
10th: 97.6 % ( All India Top Ten )
12th : 95.2% ( District Topper)
JEE : Rank in Triple Digits
CAT: 99.97 percentile
Status Now : Still clueless as ever
10th: 94.6
12th: 89.2
JEE: 99 percentile
Degree: 8.62/10( till sem 4)
🙂🙃
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Don't gift me rose.
Bring me pumpkin flowers. So that I bless your tastebuds. 😭
Brunch sorted...( Happy coz we don't get these fresh often ,)❤️
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Reminder to self in Washroom: .
If you have to work today , you better be productive asf.❤️
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Finally ghar main naya sofa laga liya.
Middle class dreams come true. 💖💖
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Good morning only to those who too impatient to let a new book delivery wait at house and bring them to office.
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Good morning from my Uber auto driver who had four plants in his auto including a Tulsi and a creeper.
🛺🍀🍀❤️
Which means if u want, you will find a way.🥰
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Not the best, but I will take it.
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Have you tasted dry paneer matar ? Devoid of any water, the flavors are bomb and go so well with rice.
Lunch so good, took a bite in morning ❤️
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The one with drunk selfie with curry stained shirt....
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Quote with something you made!
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Ho shuru har din aise , Rava idli with two chutneys 🥳
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If he is not putting coriander leaf on rice for you, does he even love you ?
POV : Hamara dinner.❤️
Tip- Blanch peas to retain color.
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Maybe unpopular opinion but
Yellow Dal Tadka >>>>Black dal tadka.
The buttery consistency of tadka just made right with a dollop of ghee is what comfort food looks like. ❤️❤️Yum
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Favourite part of weekend...figuring which of these projects r ChatGPTed
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The intoxicating perfume of Harshringar phool...
What do you call these in your local language ?
Seasonal and considered very auspicious 🙏by us
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I am gonna be your biggest pride and your deepest sorrow.
Pls don't torment yourself because I could not fit into ideal straight son box.
But I am gonna be Ok. I promise.
You are and always gonna be my favourite girl in this whole wide world
Mom!
Love 🌹
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Fritters from my native place are out of this world. Called 'Tilauri' they hv most awsm crunch of flax seeds n rice puffs. ( Lunch today : you can spot them in thali ) ❤️🥰
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Not be that guy, but what do u call this? I m curious. We call it TaarKool.
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While interviewing students for new batch it 💔to see lifeless dull dead eyes.
What happened to you ? Where's your passion? Why everything seems so rehearsed?
I would love what excites you, that your eyes light up the room.
That's difference between good n a great interview.
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Last round of interviews today , lessgooo.
One of my fav questions to ask is - If you were to re-live your life to this point , what would you change.
And then look into their soul.
Answers vary and sometimes there are tears in the room.
I tell you - Humans are my fav species.❤️
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I am a simple man.
I see mushroom 🍄, I make cream of mushroom soup and chili butter toast.
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What's this sorcery? Why can't I stop eating this ?😭...Chocolate and orange are 🧡
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Everyone pls meet my post lunch walk partner.
Like me he is also a philosopher and enjoys contemplating.
Say 👋hi
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And.what's for dinner you ask ?
❤️
Clockwise
Rice, Cucumber , Paneer Matar , Raw Mango Salad, Palak Dal.
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Dear future boyfie,
Add momo making to my skillsets.
With love,
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तूने मुझको बनाया,
मैं तो जग को न भाया,
तुने गले से लगाया|
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Life black n white hai toh kya, breakfast colorful honi chahiye. ❤️🌈
Pic:Alu Parantha n Beet Root Raita
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Crisp parantha with crispy karela fry.
That's how we roll today.
If u cook it correctly , karela is not that bitter
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Seeing my friends getting congratulations for babies, I wonder what milestones could queer ppl can look forward to personal life?
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Maturity is realising I could make a man very happy, real contentment is knowing THAT man gotta me...ME!❤️
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Paneer fried rice with spring onions. Took 7 minutes to prepare with leftover rice. Quick filling breakfast.❤️
Bring it on today's task
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Just a reminder: I peel oranges perfectly. 💅
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कुछ भी कह लो , सुकून अपने हाँथ से बनाए खाने में हैं वो कहीं नहीं हैं |
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My heart dropped seeing this thread ...Oh No! Not again another Break Up.
In world of fleeting flings and horrendous hookups, we NEED this.
HOPE
But by the end, I was in tears..
🍻to them, to us and to countless gaybies unsure of an equal just society.
We see you , we need u.
(1/n)
@AnanyaKotia
and I had our 1st date 16 yrs ago this month, at a baoli hidden in plain sight amidst CP’s chaos. A bit like our love story, blooming right under everyone’s noses but forced into hiding by hateful times. We were so scared, we didn’t even take a photo together🧵
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Is it weird or you ppl also eat watermelon this way ? Tell me I am not weird.
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Is there anything better than Saga Lahsun ( green garlic stems) parantha with steaming cup of tea.
Among dozen types of parantha I make, this is easily in top three.
Try it , this is in seasons in winter.
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