Pronouns are “Turnt/Lit”/
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#BluPhi
/Archbishop of Free Bandz Baptist Bando of Percocet and Praise/Blue Chocolate Revival Lead Vocalist/*Destiny is all*
Prime D.Rose won an MVP in a league with Kobe, Bron, Paul Pierce, Prime Dwight Howard, Kevin Durant, Nuggets Melo, D.Wade and more… this can’t be a serious question.
Still can’t get over how this gal had me in the hot sun fixing her car after it broke down on Saturday, to turn round and be posting her and dawg on hot Valentine’s date… I still tryna decide if scorch, cracked or steamed.
Gal deleted her whole WhatsApp status from today after she mussy realize I coulda see it 😭😭😭😭😭… She forget to put me in “everyone except”… Ize da fritters 😂😂😂😂
The grits is QC class of 06, the tuna SAC 08. They met as SBC-SJU his Jr year and her freshman year. He’s now an accountant at Deloitte and she’s in middle management at Ansbacher. They just moved into a 4 bed 3 bath house in Saffron Hills. He just got promoted. She’s expecting.
I hate when there’s an uptick in crime and we’re like tourists won’t want to come here with all this crime. What about the safety and wellbeing of the people who live here everyday?! Why we only care about crime in its presentation to outsiders?
Black Americans: “Bahamians aren’t black… only Americans canbe black”
Yet the song the deemed the BLACK NATIONAL ANTHEM was written by a whole Bahamian, James Weldon Johnson (Blu-Phi).
Y’all gotta read more before y’all speak dawg 😂😂😂😂
I ain’t even concerned about how wrong you are…Ma’am you have spelt Caribbean wrong in at least 9 tweets… TURN YOUR AUTOCORRECT TF ON FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!!
@ThePhreshM4N
After he said “Imma be a nigga for life” something took over him and everything from “Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh” forward was sung by the spirits of every nigga on child support ever.
You are the ONLY provider of a NECESSARY service… literally no other options… everybody gotta bring their money to you and you can’t manage to make money?!?!?! I missing something aye????
@Sheer__Opulence
@kyaopheliaa
@hottboymack
Bruh you can’t see she being intentionally obtuse to make an argument out of a point that wasn’t there in the first place?!?! Just smile, nod and agree.
Niggas with this mentality never know peace. When it ain’t the male bestie they worried about, it’s the male coworker, the trainer at the gym, the friendly neighbor 😂😂😂…Just spending the whole day thinking about they wibe with other man and getting mad at their imagination😂
Last time the FNM told us it was “The Peoples Time” and we get swing thinking we were a part of the people. Now they bout “It’s about YOUR future”. Fuck that. Who is “your”? Call names, speak clearly and don’t say the wrong ones…
Their families thought today was just gonna be routine. They probably ran across a friends mind that thought “I’ll message them tomorrow”…. I say this again man, CHERISH YOUR PEOPLE TODAY!! RIP young kings 😓
Yes, let’s build a 1M+ detention facility on an island where it will rarely be used that also has no hospitals, banks or even a proper airport. That’s the best use of tax payer money.
Please stop letting empathy and virtue signaling override common sense folks. FFS!
Haitian migrants apprehended in The Bahamas and held, outdoors, exposed to elements, on the ground, behind wire fences.
Looks eerily similar to the "cages" that migrants from south of the U.S. were pictured in. The cages that we condemned as dehumanizing. Lol.
All dawg said was he wanna see more Bahamian Millionaires and y’all gotta find an argument with that… I really hate how dumb woke y’all be some days. 😭😭😭😭
There’s a very specific subset of millennials (32-36ish, usually firstborn) who still doesn’t understand why the world keeps demanding they have kids and get married, but is the only childless unwed one left in the family.
Shoutout to everybody that busted their ass to get a degree that they haven’t used their entire professional career. Banking with a Poli. Sci. degree, Sales with an English degree, even you with the LLB selling lashes. We celebrate your hustle. Life lifey tho.
After I left S*C and went to the other school on Bernard road, that no shower situation had me SHOOK!Niggas playing full court basketball, leave the court, put their uniform on and JUST SO n head to the next class/lunch smelling exactly how you think a mf would smell after that.
Know why it’s funny? You assume that’s what’s happening over there. Where as I can send you videos of your little cousin head top with $3 on the stage.
The eyes, the lips, the head tilt over the shoulder… this who think they is model 😂😂😂 She might have gotten my face but this love for pictures definitely is her ma 🥲🥲🥲
@TheBahamaBeauty
Ma’am we don’t even have low cost housing for Bahamians. That will also force these people to make sure the persons they are hiring are paid enough to secure proper housing.
Judges 19:22 While they were enjoying themselves, a crowd of troublemakers from the town surrounded the house. They began beating at the door and shouting to the old man, “Bring out the man who is staying with you so we can have sex with him.”
Niggas outside:
Dawg it ain’t even 11am and this lil girl done had a whole apple, a tuna sandwich, a bowl of cereal and now she asking if she can have cookies. AIN’T THAT MUCH FOOD IN THIS HOUSE MOO DENG!!!!
@kevalishh
Now Keva….the young man ask her does this thing work?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭… This ain’t warrant no suspension but this a smooth citation with detention tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So, the baby had Chapel today. She and her bestie turned what was supposed to be a class song into a Destiny’s Toddlers performance and I couldn’t be more proud 🤣🤣🤣
@theproblem242
@IamHarrison242
Everyone/everything you love gonna bring you pain bruh… you can have someone be good to you and never fuck you over their whole life… the second they die though, PAIN… simply because you loved them.
BUS FARE HIKE: At a town meeting last night, Transport Minister JoBeth Coleby-Davis told bus drivers that Cabinet approved a 25 cents bus far increase. She hopes it can be implemented on May 1st and noted that while it’s not what they wanted, that it’s a start.