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“Last week was hard and this week may be harder but I need you to get up because I’ve seen God do more with less.” — Mummy
Lemme get up.
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Lemme tell y’all how I thought Madeline was an orphan and living in an orphanage.
We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all, we love each other.
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And then I learnt Miss Clavel wasn’t a Nun she was a Nurse.
What!?!? But the nun!? Isn't Madeline an orphan!?!?
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@Oshhh_007
Is the answer new age colonization by way of gentrification sprinkled with a bit of American exceptionalism?
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@Philosophi_Cat
No. We wear school uniforms over here so I just thought the orphanage was also a school 😂
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The vitamalt that I forgot in the freezer is completely frozen but the bottle is not broken.
I serve a mighty God.
Touch your neighbor and say “frozen!” amen “but not broken!”
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SEE! Her parents just didn’t like her enough to come visit in person after her surgery 😭🥹
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Das xenophobic. What
@buddyhield
did was a cultural hand gesture indicating friendship among the organic Bahamian tribe. It is used when ushering in the CYC festival of the patron Saint John Canoe.
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“You lying. You gotta be lying.”
“It’s like this in the movie.”
Listen to me!
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People would say things like “gotta stop living above your means.” And the above your means they’re referencing is access to safe housing, healthcare and quality food.
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Listen. I’m just a girl that doesn’t have Madeline boarding school funding.
Support my virtual tuck shop to help me get a Creative Writing degree that will contribute to Caribbean literature.
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Random Celebrity: -Takes photo on a beach.-
Bahamians: -squints- das our water.
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@Deedeemegadew
But not in the books or cartoons series so when I learnt that I was like 🧍🏾♀️
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“Noooooo man don’t say dat.” - A Bahamian who wants you to say dat.
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“Your blood has to bleed black gold ACKWAMAREEN”
“Une coming up in my country and cutting my boungie”
Pauline mean she sending these children to war.
😭😭
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This is literally the mindset they visit our region in. It’s all just sun , sand, sea and rum to them. We’re not a people with real culture to them. Caribbean disrespect has been blatant in Hollywood for so long that no one bats an eye when something like this is said.
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March on Bahamaland🇧🇸🇧🇸
The Bahamas actually has the best macaroni pie in the region.
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A police officer just stopped me and I genuinely panicked like I did something wrong only to hear “I’ll let you park in this spot if you tell me the answer to the question today.”
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Idk why it has to be said but here we are. If you see footage in reference to Hurricane Beryl and you want to help, here are some reasons why asking the impacted nation to host you is a problem 1/?
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So no one was gonna tell me "A Man Called Otto" is essentially "Up" with no balloons? I am NOT ok right now.
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Need y’all to wrap this Bahamians aren’t Black conversation up soon. I’m not arguing with a group of people about my identity. An educational bear trap was set out many moons ago and they’re gnashing at everything and everyone except the hunter that put it there.
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Thank you. I look forward to what the future holds. 💙
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To the Bahamian Citizenship Test Graduating class of 2023, you have earned these certificates. Thank you for hanging with me for 50 straight days.
‘Til the road you’ve trod lead unto your God, March on, Bahama Land.
See you next semester. 🇧🇸 💙
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Mummy: Ashleigh. You can’t just Google what to do mid ceremony.
Me:
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I remember when conch used to be in fritters. We used to be a country.
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How Our News really wanted to drop this video:
The PM’s New Ride
A first look at the Prime Minister’s $192,000 BMW Series 7 parked outside of the House of Assembly.
The purchase of the car has sparked wide-spread discussion with criticism coming from the opposition members of the general public.
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*fried porkchops, chicken wings,meatballs pasta salad, corn*
Bahamians: een no roll?
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omg yeah it's almost like they can't afford it.
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I just wanted to say this one thing and go back to creating the next round of BCT.
💙🇧🇸
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My face on these people screen and it's literally because of you guys 😭😭
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I know as a generation we quietly decided that we weren't gonna iron anymore...but some things have to iron man....some things need starch.
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Androsians in STEM.
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Caribbeaning up your accent when you hear other Caribbean people so they don’t treat you bad like the other customers>>>>
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Now they in my mentions acting like they wouldn’t leave on the next thing smoking OH BROTHER
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“I hate when fat people hog the machines in the gym.”
Well Jesus where I supposed to be?! 😭
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“The one you get from Rihanna?”
Like mummy be so for real right now 😭😩
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I solemnly swear to behave in a dignified manner from this day forward so help me God.
👀
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I see your carpentry breakfast and raise you a plate from the GB Police Canteen.
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You have talent in a thing and you practice the thing. That builds up the stamina. Fatness doesn't always equate to physical ineptitude. 🥲🥹
Okay don’t beat me up. How y’all so fat but for so much stamina for Junkanoo. I actually need some. Is it crack ??
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The borderline psychopathic way we've taken phrases like "your priority is not my priority" and disguised it as self-care in order to rationalize selfishness and a lack of community and interpersonal relationship building is so wild and sad to me.
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The ‘Tourism is Everybody’s Business’ starter kit
The Ministry of Tourism, Investments and Aviation launches 'Tourism Is Everybody's Business' domestic ad campaign.
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Vitamalt in the big can tastes different and better than Vitamalt in the small can but Vitamalt in the bottle tastes different and better than both sizes of the canned Vitamalt. No. I will not explain further.
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NIB was crumbling from the inside out. The murder rate was sky high. Cindy was threatening Reggie’s ability to get dem. They had one shot and they took it.
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Bacteria said:
So one of my homegirls , homegirls lost her leg due to flesh eating bacteria in the Bahamas… she shaved her leg knicked her self w the razor then went to pig island . 4 weeks later no leg . They couldn’t figure out what it was Untill it was too late . That’s crazy
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“I don’t encourage drunken behavior but I made you some soup.” - Mummy
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A Bahamian really look a sheep in the eye and said "what that tongue do?"
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Random man in footstore: miss you have a boyfriend?
Me: ... yes I do. (lie)
Him: ok good. because single people dirty. They don't have no one around to wash their back in the shower. I thank God every day for my gf. See her there. *points to said gf picking out oranges*
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Baked a macaroni today for my loved ones.
It’s me. I’m the loved ones.
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This wasn't the update that I was hoping for but I'm so grateful to those of you that continue to support me! I'm excited to begin University next September with your continued support! Until then, take a look at the excerpts that got me into my course.
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every vacation dad ever at 6AM explaining how the room includes the hotel buffet breakfast so you need to get up.
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My Grammy was made to leave school at the age of 13 to take care of her siblings and their children and eventually her own children. I like the idea that a character named after her gets to explore a wide range of career and travel possibilities with absolutely no limitation.
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I’m so excited to be hanging with Aliv tomorrow during their livestream for a special edition of the Bahamian Citizenship Test!
Don’t get too comfy – summer school is starting!
We believe in Bahamians, so of course we invited
@AshSean
to help with our trivia! Join our livestream tomorrow at 1pm for a special edition of the
#BahamianCitizenshipTest
(and yes, we have prizes!)
#ALIV
#BelieveInBahamians
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"We want to emphasize that at no point was the safety of our aircraft or passengers compromised. The incident was indeed a minor issue, but we take it seriously nonetheless."
The door was open and y'all was in the SKY. 😭😭😭
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One thing for sure. Two things for certain. I will indeed stress bake a macaroni.
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“Them people can’t cook. I wanted you to have one last taste of home” -Mummy
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I cannot emphasize just how hard it is to exist right now.
Video Allegedly Shows Aftermath of Woman’s Attempt To Jump Bridge With Baby
Earlier today, a woman attempted to jump from the Paradise Island Bridge with a young child. She was unsuccessful and no injuries have been confirmed.
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I am “you can still watch ZNS if the cable bill ain’t pay” years old.
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I honestly don’t have words for today. Thank you guys for showing up.
Thank you so much.
See you in the morning!
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“when row day come.” Is one of my favourite Bahamian saying 😂
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And:
Crooooooooo
crown him
oooooooow
crown him
oooooooow
crown him
ooooooown
crown him, crown him,crown him and crooown him
Lord of All.
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Not even a shoulder shimmy y’all give him?
Just:
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You right.
Jeremy cuss me out and call me beautiful in the same night.
Gary block our car until we promised to give our life to Christ.
My grammy cost my daddy former mistress to lose her job at St. Anne’s so now she selling tropical conch salad off Carmichael.
Theres some moments that you have in The Bahamas that you just can’t replicate in another country
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The second I turn 65 I selling cup, baggy and salty at 2002 prices.
That’s my retirement plan.
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I just got a random message and I’d like to say The Bahamian Citizenship Test Letters aren’t real travel docs…so please…please 😭
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Does anyone else get obsessed with one specific meal and make it every single day for about 2-3 weeks and then just never eat it again for months?
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Idk who needs to hear this but you don’t need to be a part of every conversation.
You don’t need to wiggle your way into every space.
You don’t always need to have a story that makes you seemingly relatable.
Sometimes it’s ok to just listen.
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We were in the trenches of the Pandemic, Minnis didn't care about the rum of a nation.
I reached out to him and he promised we would connect soon.
He gave me encouraging words and promised that one day things would get better. They did.
It was love. It was, kismet.
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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NYE ready and I stole the necklace as a treat for not cussing at the wedding.
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“….and in the scuffle of coin chains and faux Baccarat Rouge 540, she politely dabbed the corners of her mouth. Her cutlery positioned in the age old sign of completion as per Emily Post, Ash quietly retreated from the dim cavern of a restaurant. A free meal was had this night.”
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“A cabbage in the gahbidge”
Dr. Seuss could never.
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I’ll never go out of my way to speak about anyone but if you treated me poorly and someone asks me a question about my experience with you I’m not protecting your character just to save face. I may tell a joke but I’ll never tell a lie.
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“Une tired of getting dem? He’s not!”
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Y’all remember the days when random people would just stop you at the airport going to Nassau and be like “watch my child for me her auntie ga pick her up in Nassau.”????
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The old Freeport drug dealers terrify me. Like how you gone from authorizing assassinations to being in charge of the PTA Bake Sale? 😭😭
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