The Possum Politic
@PossumPolitic
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Possum likes politics, pickling, passels (that's possum for posse) and poking MAGAts. Recently named Poet Laureate by Who's Who Among American Marsupials
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Joined March 2024
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@RepJackKimble
Sounds a bit like one night in Bangkok, which can make a hard man humble. Jack, was there much between despair and ecstasy? You're a tough guy but you may tumble. Can't be too careful with your company. Did you feel the Devil walking next to you?
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@4HumanUnity
The desperation of Trump has turned into even more unhinged (yes, even when we thought that was not possible) rants. Donald is frantically grasping at anything that he thinks will get his popularity back. A bigly sad loser.
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@4HumanUnity
@JDVance
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@CNN
@brikeilarcnn
Possum thinks whoever advised JD to "swiftboat" Walz should be fired. It's a despicable tactic, and unpatriotic. JD is more unlikable than a raging herpes rash and this isn't making that rash any less itchy nor crusty. Possum would like to reference Pete's take. Yeah, THAT!
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@TheRealThelmaJ1
Alina is the shady in waiting with a Melania voodoo doll in the handbag, along with some bat wings and newt eyes.
Yes, she enjoys Trump's plane, but she usually travels by broom.
Somebody get a bucket of water, now!
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@RepJackKimble
Once again Jack goes above and beyond. Only he can bring the cows home, milk them, make cheese, butter and Creme Fraiche, and still take time out for his constituents of the great 54th and run a perfect poll. A big. beautiful, 117% sample of perfection. Jack, never stop.
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@LauraLoomer
LooLoo, precious, please refrain from threatening us with your Pandora's box.
Possum pulled a Geraldo and opened the vault/box that is Laura Loomer and look what we found ?
@LauraLoomer
, no need to thank Possum as Possum offers these services free of charge!
#PossumCares
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
Human once again schools Mark, and Possum just feels awful for her. She is a bit dense (no, Possum isn't talking about her over-trained body) and lives in her own fantasy world where Trump is her Homelander, who heals from wounds instantly. Possum peered into her brain, saw this!
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@4HumanUnity
@RonFilipkowski
Possum helped out Natalie with her post. Possum sure hopes she likes it!
Oh she may not? She may get upset? Oh no...that would be just terrible.
🚨 Breaking 🚨
Possum lies a lot and doesn't care about Natalie's feelings, assuming she has any.
Bend.......and SNAP!
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Possum insists you read the entire thread. This is why Tim Walz is not only a great candidate but a genuinely fine person.
Thank you for sharing this about Tim and your personal struggles,
@cmclymer
.
Everyone, THIS is courage and valor.
It was 1999.
The previous year, Matthew Shepard, just 21, had been beaten, tortured, and left to die on a fence post in Laramie, Wyoming because he was openly-gay.
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@RepJackKimble
@RobertKennedyJr
Nobody embodies the everyday man more than these two. We common folk know that falconry is the sport of the masses and running casinos is a family tradition for so many of us.
Jack, you appreciate that and we appreciate you for appreciating all that is great 54th.
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@RepJackKimble
Jack, Possum volunteers to be your emotional support marsupial and will utilize the Possum pouch to hold your wallet, keys, and any feminine and masculine products. Please consider this an official application.
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@thetrueshelby
Let's face it, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a hot burning mess, which lead to Possum reworking some lyrics. Possum hopes Elvis won't roll over in the grave, that is if he is in fact dead.
This is for you, Shelby
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Possum hit a new milestone today. For the first time ever, a post generated more than the usual 20 views. This one hit 4k! Thanks to all of Possum's pals here, esp
@4HumanUnity
for getting it going by re-posting this to his many followers, What a fun 6 months so far!💙
@4HumanUnity
@JDVance
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@CNN
@brikeilarcnn
Possum thinks whoever advised JD to "swiftboat" Walz should be fired. It's a despicable tactic, and unpatriotic. JD is more unlikable than a raging herpes rash and this isn't making that rash any less itchy nor crusty. Possum would like to reference Pete's take. Yeah, THAT!
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@RonFilipkowski
And now he's talking about pets being eaten! She sure knows how to trigger Trump! He took her bait totally.
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@RonFilipkowski
When you foment hate, the result is that you are hated. Trump is reaping what he sows
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@JenC222
@IAmTheKimmel
@Talyn777
Possum recommends not clicking in her timeline (of course that means click on it). Scrolling through made Possum sadder and sadder, realizing that she not only believes the conspiracies but needs to believe them to bring meaning to her empty life. A tough way to live ...
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@4HumanUnity
@charliekirk11
Is there a chance Charlie Kirk is eating his pet? Human, you know how these MAGAts like to project. Charlie is certainly weird enough to be one who eats pets. We already know that RFKJr eats roadkill so it's not a stretch, is it?
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@4HumanUnity
@elonmusk
It's not as if the Speaker won't bring people back to focus on emergency funding or certain members of Congress and Senate voted against relief....oh sorry, it's both! Well that sucks.
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
Let's keep this simple so Marj can understand.
Marjorie, you are insane and you need to resign.
Love,
Possum
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Here we are, not quite 6 months since Possum joined the world of X, and somehow, we're closing in on 2,000 followers! Why so many people would want to follow a silly marsupial is a mystery, but this marsupial is thankful.
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@4HumanUnity
@ksorbs
Possum shall translate for Kevin:
I got lucky and played Hercules a long time ago. I need work but all I get are crappy roles for priests. Why am I not as popular as The Rock? Why didn't Lee ask me to sell his bible? Fine, I'm going to rage tweet about commies. I hate life.
Fin
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@RonFilipkowski
This is the grift of Trump and MAGA eats it up.
Welcome to the next voyage of the Fraud Boat 🚢
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@adgirlMM
Watching Gus react to his dad speaking made Possum tear up. Gus was overcome with love and pride, and expressed it fully, without holding back. This is apparently a foreign concept to Ann and others. Darkness will lose to love and light. We will make sure.
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@4HumanUnity
@SpeakerJohnson
Human, you are providing too many facts. Possum's friend, who lives in Johnson's attic,overheard him whining about "that guy on X who always debunks him" and "how does he delete that app so his son wouldn't know". Yes, turmoil in the Johnson house brought to you by Possum...
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@ACTBrigitte
Bridget, you try so hard. Bless you. Possum knows you've not had to think about tampons for some time since you transitioned to a harpy, but caring about children makes Tim more qualified. Really good try with using "weird" but you and MAGA own it. Look in the mirror. See?
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@4HumanUnity
@realDonaldTrump
Patience Human! Possum heard a rumor that Donald is going through the proper channels and it's taking a while. He's using Ivanka's patents she received in China when dad was president to ensure these shoes are made by the properly small hands of Chinese children. That takes time!
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@F0XYOU
@StormyDaniels
Possum says, leave it to a fox to fantasize about beastiality. Possum, a marsupial, does not fantasize nor promote beastiality. We marsupials hang (upside.down) with our own kind, and always come to the rescue of
@StormyDaniels
. Possum's passel has your back, Stormy.
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
Possum loves these thorough explanations that everyone knows is way over the head of
@RepMTG
. She just wants to wail and cry about over simplified statements so her base can understand and rage. Possum feels sorry for them and how easily they are manipulated.
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@4HumanUnity
@realDonaldTrump
@worldlibertyfi
Human, now you're just creating chaos for MAGA.
Possum shall tout Trump's successes:
He redefined "2 weeks away" with Infrastructure week and TrumpCare (Big binder!)
He showed that "working remotely' starts with the president
He knows how to win his own golf tournament.
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@4HumanUnity
That's a lot of lies. If we added them all up, it could be over five hundred, twenty five thousand...
Oh let's just sing it together, as if we were in a musical...
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@AgentSelf99B
@SteveLovesAmmo
Great response Agent! Possum's takeaway from Steve's post is that he's sick and tired and probably needs a nap to regain his sense of self. He's a mean tweeter and references God. Possum will ask God to forgive Steve but God is sick and tired of Steve. So ... Yeah, that.
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@RonFilipkowski
But when Kari Lake realized LooLoo Loomer was her ticket back in, they be amen buddies!
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@Jim_Jordan
Thoughts and prayers again, Jim Jordan? How about voting to fund FEMA? Right, you and the GOP didn't want to do anything for the people, just obstruct efforts to help people. Have you anything since you've been in office? Right, nothing.
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@4HumanUnity
@EndWokeness
Possum loves this clip and sees the genuine side of Kamala as she describes a very real situation for women. Since Possum has sharp claws, ear removal services are available. Possum will warn MAGAts that the service for them may or may not involve a rusty cleaver and/or leaches.
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Possum certainly didn't get here alone. Thank you to those who gave Possum the boosts to get here:
@JenC222
@chef_Bruce
@4HumanUnity
@Boxdonkey17
@PatriotVirtus
Possum definitely missed a few names, so please accept apologies from the forgetful marsupial.
💙🩵💙
Here we are, not quite 6 months since Possum joined the world of X, and somehow, we're closing in on 2,000 followers! Why so many people would want to follow a silly marsupial is a mystery, but this marsupial is thankful.
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How can anyone not love Doug Emhoff and his dorky and very charming way of telling the story of how he called Kamela for the first time and left an awkward voicemail? Possum didn't see much of the RNC, but did they have anything even close to this very human way of story telling?
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@4HumanUnity
@grok
Human, you are all that grok describes and more.
You...
🎯 Identify targets with the light of truth on the worst offenders
🤝 A friend to those of us who lack reach
🏗️ Builds a foundation for us to create a MAGA fight plan
Possum thanks Human
We rely on you so don't screw up!
💙
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Whew, what a day. Getting blocked by a MAGAt and trolling another until it became tiresome. Possum needs a couple puffs on the new disposable vape! Who will join Possum?
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@4HumanUnity
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Possum would like to help out Jr with the zero emissions concept.
For vehicles, Elon loves the idea.
For your dad, he has been trying get his own emissions under control.
Possum hates to spoil the surprise, but your dad has just partnered with Kimberly Clark to launch a new line
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@laurenboebert
Why is Lauren Boebert asking all the hurricane victims to accompany her to the theater so she can "do what she does best" to help them ?
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@AgentSelf99B
@LauraLoomer
Laura is desperate for Trump(she admitted it herself). Laura will do anything, including posting lies (remember the Biden is dying posts?). Then LooLoo complains nobody gives her credit for her "journalism".
Possum's here to remind LooLoo she's kookoo, so don't be a shrew-shrew.
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@Ojeda4America
So much passion in the photo!
Possum is almost embarrassed to look, but now that we're looking, Josh and his female wife seem to have embraced the GoGo's song title, Our Lips Are Sealed...
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@RepJackKimble
Possum doesn't miss it at all and has replaced bacon with the health-forward pork belly and the high protein snack pork rinds. "America's Doctor" Ronny Jackson declared Possum the healthiest and fittest marsupial to ever dwell in the White House attic.
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Possum's previous response was hidden by Rob. Gee, wonder why? Too much truth,
@RobManess
? No wonder you blocked
@4HumanUnity
- you are hiding, little man. Here it is in case you forgot.
@RobManess
@4HumanUnity
Everyone sees you are dishonoring a fellow service member to boost your popularity. That's despicable and you need a lesson from Pete. Possum is disgusted by your pandering to Trump, but not surprised as you prioritize dollars over morality. You will fail.
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@4HumanUnity
Possum wonders how did the Democrats get presidents with great oratory skills while Republicans had a president who can't complete a sentence without veering off to stammer about size, smarts or sharks while his simpletons get sleepy and slip out.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Oh no! Please don't tell Trump that he is less popular than Kamela. Everyone knows Donald's deep insecurity. He's really turning into Jan Brady.
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@guelphgirlchris
Take a listen to Tim Pool
Talking music like a fool
He claims his fans buy his stuff
Outselling Taylor? That's rough.
Poor Tim needs reality
His head has a malady
MAGA loser cannot cope
Taylor thinks Trump's a dope
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@RepJackKimble
Possum thinks Charlie Kirk is too alpha and scary and prefers the friendly, reedy voice of Ben Shapiro for guidance and wishes he would read Possum bedtime stories.
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@4HumanUnity
@SpeakerJohnson
Possum would think Speaker would listen to Human by now. Then again, he does rely on his son to monitor his porn usage (ew). Was that one of the commandments? SpeakerJ, some caring advice from Possum - stay away from Fox. Possum knows foxes, and most of them are sneaky liars.
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@RepJackKimble
Possum is confused. Is Jesus Christian or Mormon? Is this why the nuns are called "sister" since they're all sister wives? This all perplexes Possum.
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@RepJackKimble
Jack is stepping into the danger zone. Don't be too footloose, Representative.
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@4HumanUnity
@JDVance
It's well known that JD was "groomed" by Peter Thiel (there's your gay groomer everyone), and JD is Peter's puppet. Now we understand better how JD formed his opinions on women. What a wonderful pair.
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@RepJackKimble
The real question is who's the boss? Is it you, Jack? Is it Angela? Is it Tony?
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@4HumanUnity
@LauraLoomer
LooLoo is a well-known kookoo.
She will do anything to help Trump win, and usually that means lie after lie, like this one. Her dad institutionalized her for good reason. Now she's out and about spreading her nuttery on the Trump crackers. Don't forget this.
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@4HumanUnity
@RobertKennedyJr
Says the man who claimed to love the environment when he was with the Riverkeepers, then brings in an exotic bird smuggler, who was imprisoned for that crime.
So, whose interests does RFKJr serve? His own.
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@RepJackKimble
@libsoftiktok
Possum located a couple books for the Trump devotee. Hopefully B&N will carry these soon. Jack, perhaps you can use your influence in the 54th place these literary treasures on the shelves...
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@thetrueshelby
They were the kids who threw tantrums the moment things didn't go their way. Now, they're the adults who do exactly the same thing, but now they have guns and fewer teeth.
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@TimHannan
Feels consistent with the guy he's supporting. Next he will ask the department heads to sit around a table and take turns complimenting him. Nothing unusual there
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
Let's keep this simple for Marjorie.
Dear Marjorie,
You are still an idiot. You don't know how any of this works. Shut up and step down.
Love, Possum
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@NikkiHaley
Nikki, girlfriend, what happened to you? All that tough talk about Trump being unfit then you crumbled and jumped right back into his diaper. Come in now, let Possum throw you a lifeline (a very long one as nobody wants to be close enough to smell Trump). Remember, integrity!
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@RonFilipkowski
Dershowitz has been on the dark side for years.
Alan, my pet, Possum has consulted with everyone, including your prized pupil Darth. He didn't like you and neither do we.
You're out.
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Thanks for dropping by. Possum is taking a little time off from here and will be back in a few days.
Keep fighting those MAGAts. Possum may be watching you from your attic or through a window.
Meanwhile enjoy Possum's dea.ofntheboerfect supreme court.
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@4HumanUnity
@elonmusk
In addition to P2025, possum heard that Trump plans to replace the Ten Commandments with his own set of commandments, which MAGA have already been following. Shhh,don't let them know Possum has a copy
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Possum presents proof that this possum can be loved by humans and this particular Human(
@4HumanUnity
) is one of the most thorough and thoughtful posters on X. If you are not following him, get ready because class will be in session!
He may or may not grade on a curve.
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@Dear_Xtians
@RepJackKimble
Possum is both an admirer of Jack and quite jealous of Jack. This unfair treatment of Jack is not acceptable. Possum will volunteer to act as Jack's body double and confuse Jack's detractors.
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@MarkHamill
@TheRealThelmaJ1
Thelma's got a lot of fans, but then again so does Mark, who ranks as Possum's
#12
Hamill behind the one who has a figure skating move named after her. Mark could rise to
#1
on the Possum Hamill chart if he plays his cards right and follow Possum.
Life is that easy, Mark.
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
Human, Possum will talk to her.
Marj dear, it's Possum. Listen, as your bff, Possum can tell you things others won't. Come close 'cause Possum has to whisper...
Margie, you suck. People are onto you. Better start doing your job and stop with that turd Trump.
He stinks! Pee Eww
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
Garland should have been on the Supreme Court as he's thoughtful and wise. AG was a bad fit.
Jack Smith is the AG we need, especially with Kamela's prosecutorial mind leading the country.
No matter what the polls say, we have to get out there and vote to make this happen!
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@4HumanUnity
@SpeakerJohnson
Dear Speaker, we really have to stop meeting like this. People will talk...
Listen my boo, YamTits is the one who wants to be like Russia so he can be like daddy Putin. As for the American Dream, please assure Possum that does not include notifying your son when you watch porn!
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@RepJackKimble
That right Jack!
JD isn't just sitting on his couch and letting the opportunities slide. He'll look between the cushions and drill down to the stories true or false. Nothing keeps him from penetrating the Dem narrative.
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@4HumanUnity
Thank you for sharing your story Human. We immigrants work hard to embrace our chosen country and believe in the dream of freedom. Picking up lives, leaving just about everything behind and starting anew is our story. Demonizing us is their tactic and we won't stand aside. VOTE!
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@4HumanUnity
@RonFilipkowski
Buh bye Alan. Dershowitz has been on the dark side for years.
He's willing to give Kamala a chance to win him over?
Alan, my pet, Possum has channeled the force and you've been kicked out.
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@AmyLynnStL
@notcapnamerica
If LooLoo had just one gay male friend, she wouldn't look the way she does.
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@JenC222
Incredible unfiltered hate. What used to be quiet is way loud now. These people feel enabled by Trump and his hideous behavior and pandering to the lowest tiers of society.
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
Talk about turning the PPP upside down - which is, of course, bbb: Bleach Blond, Bad Built, Butch Body.
MTG, making the government work for her while not doing any work for the government.
What's her job again?
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After much rain in South Florida, the sky rewarded us with the biggest rainbow Possum has ever seen. Nature is saying Happy Pride. Martha Ann Alito and
@RonDeSantis
, Mother Nature is giving you the finger.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1
Ah, Kari and LooLoo. What a pair. Possum sees them starting in a new reality show.
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Today must be crypto bot day. Possum has been inundated with follows and comments. Luckily Possum's own BlockABot has been on the case.
Ps. Possum's BlockABot is just Possum dancing the robot while hitting the block option. It's not pretty, so please look away.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1
The grift continues. Welcome, Thelma, to the next voyage of the Fraud Boat, featuring Captain Stubby.
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Good morning. Possum is happy to report very little.imoact from Milton here in South Florida, but feels for those who face Milton head on.
A change in programming this morning with a timeline cleanser of Possum's pup toying with a brussel sprout.
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@RepJackKimble
Jack. Your support of your lil' buddy is admirable. Possum heard the story of how you two met.
You two on a three hour tour when the weather got rough. Good thing you were the skipper, a brave sailing man.
How's everyone else? Mary Ann? Ginger? The Professor and the Howells?
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Feels like this whole anti-Haitian thing may be taking a turn when you have Steph roasting the pussycat grabber.
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@justcuuper
Possum isn't one to judge humans but both of those creatures look delicious to us scavenging marsupials. Oh that cutie on the left is just begging for a confit and orange sauce or a great wine reduction.
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@RepJackKimble
Possum heard that the Michael Jackson moonwalk originated at Trump University's Dance program.
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@TheStevenCheung
Meanwhile Steven Cheung is Trump's clown, dancing and singing whatever Trump tells him to do and say. Steven, you are the saddest clown in the YamTits circus. Even Trump laughs at you.
Yeah it's bad, girlfriend.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1
Catturd is the result of evolution's cruel joke. Catturd's ancestors had a tendency to miss the litter box. Evolution took care of this. While Catturd still misses the litter box, he is compelled by evolution to clean up via coprophagia.
That's today's secret word via
@catturd2
!
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@PatriotVirtus
Patriot! Thank you for boosting the American marsupial! The Possum is gentle to the blue team and much less so with MAGAts and maggots.
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@RepJackKimble
@AgentSelf99B
Possum doesn't understand parody as it sounds like parity and not far from purity, which is Possum's mantra. Possum is a fan of both Jack and Agent and really wants them to have a kumbaya moment, which Possum is ready to facilitate. Possum is all for love among the humans...
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@RepJackKimble
Jack recognizes the struggles of the people and that's why his representation of CA 54 is critical to his me t stepmom representing all of the lesser known districts in America. Possum stands behind Jack. (Never stand in front of Jack as he is always ready for photo ops).
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@AgentSelf99B
Possum has noticed several anti MAGA accounts throttled and/or temp banned for little or no reason at all. Free speech here is only free if you're a MAGAt it seems.
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@RonFilipkowski
Marjorie is working hard for it. She needs to break through the Loomer / Catturd / Trump thruple. She's been sneaking in, trying to be useful...
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Possum is pleased announce the results of the poll, and the winning phrase is:
If they go low, kick em in the nuts.
Needless to say the Possum spouse is gloating and spontaneously broke into dance. Possum joined in, captured the moment. That's the spouse on the right.
This is the final round (one round published, the second a secret round in the Possum household). These are the finalists.
The final entry was submitted by the Possum spouse. Now you understand why Possum is Possum - for self preservation!
When they go low, we
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