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@PortaThottie

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Hobbies: manipulation, art history, and general cunt-ery☺️✨☝🏼 yes I teach; you want a Scooby snack? (he/him)

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@PortaThottie
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Not my student using this stock photo in their project and me only seeing this
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@PortaThottie
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Him making more in a month than I do in a year as a teacher with a masters degree from a highly respected university is so dark sided and infuriating
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we gotta stop him
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@PortaThottie
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NEED to spend a moment in the blonde girls mind
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@PortaThottie
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The joy in her eyes has fled…she’s but a shell of the original PinkyDoll I fear
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@PortaThottie
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Same queen I get it
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@PortaThottie
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Him in the afterlife rn
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@PortaThottie
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I will go find them
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@PortaThottie
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I’m extremely pro sex work I’m just saying id like to see three figures annually in my life time for what I do too
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@PortaThottie
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Mine would come out clear no shade
@horrorsthetics
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 🪦
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SILENT HILL (2006)
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@PortaThottie
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@PortaThottie
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Mmm ice cream so good 😐 yeah she’s haunted by those words
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@PortaThottie
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Okay drama…
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Oedipus was the first to answer the riddle correctly and, having heard Oedipus' answer, the Sphinx was astounded and killed herself.
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@PortaThottie
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@realDonaldTrump
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@PortaThottie
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This is my NFT
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@PortaThottie
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@stockpiledtom Stars shine so bright only when they are dying, destined to fade away 😔
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@PortaThottie
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Italy:
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@PortaThottie
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It just kept getting better and better
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@PortaThottie
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Need to recognize the queen on the left ate down too she locked tf in
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@PortaThottie
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This entire thing is-
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@PortaThottie
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Life is a lonely journey
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@PortaThottie
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@RatTraptheclown The streets are correct!!
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@PortaThottie
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Elton Jonh NEEDS to stop farting on food
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sorry WHAT?? is this
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@PortaThottie
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Walking into work hungover today
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This was an assassination attempt
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@PortaThottie
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Third beer entering my system
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@PortaThottie
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Me shoving a hot wheel in my ass when I was 8
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This not being satire sends me
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@PortaThottie
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@swimfan235 Her I fear
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@PortaThottie
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“I’ll tell you what. Since I’m the cool substitute, if you work hard for the first half of class, you can use your phones for the second half.”
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@PortaThottie
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Nope :)
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@usedwifi Oh he’s not letting that counter GO
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@PortaThottie
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€~£\*~€£\££\\|>??
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@PortaThottie
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Maybe if the United States did THIS...
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@PortaThottie
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Jason Vorhees while those councilors were fucking
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@PortaThottie
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EVEN BETTER!!
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@PortaThottie
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@stockpiledclay Taylor swift, the lyricist of our generation, finding she has been out written by the Chainsmokers
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Rihanna going up and down these damn stages
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Me deleting my tweets when they flop 🚮
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Him: you better not be buff Ariana Grande when I get there Me:
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@PortaThottie
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Imagine coming from the age of Whitney Houston, Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, LOONA with Chuu, and instead growing up with Leah Kate and Charlie Puth
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An Oregon couple welcomed twins from donated embryos that were frozen 30 years ago. Some experts believe this could be the longest-frozen embryos to ever result in a live birth. 🔗:
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@PortaThottie
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Ethel Cain’s house in Nebraska is now LAKE SIIIDDEEEEE YYAAAASSSS
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If the climate deniers get their way the arctic ice will melt and sea levels will rise to levels not seen since 65 million years ago.
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@PortaThottie
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If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready
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Mentally I am here
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@TheFigen_
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A cafe has developed a sensor whose door only opens to people who "smile"! This should happen all over the world. 😂
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@PortaThottie
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@ayowaska @randgaf Not bumble beehaw?
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Vector after he stole the moon in Despicable Me
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NOOOOO LUCY LADUCAAAA NOT THE PENTAGON!!!!!!!
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photographed by Juergen Teller for W magazine
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LOOOOVED this part of the Lorde Hot Ones episode!!!
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LIKE THIS!!!
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@blizzy_mcguire
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This sunburn bye….
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I reject this image in this form
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7 years ago today: Charli XCX attends the Golden Globes afterparty in Beverly Hills. (Jan 10, 2016)
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@PortaThottie
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Really don’t want to grade today so I don’t think I will
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If we’re cancelling Tik Tok nurses let’s not forget about THIS one 😤
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I’m fucking crying 😭😭😭
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@KeshY0U With a hangover 🤕
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When somebody falls in Family Guy
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Student emailed me this after class and will be expelled for it
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Converting my teacher appreciation visa gift card into Chaturbate tokens
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My phone when I plug it in at 1%
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The way I almost just died
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@PortaThottie
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Just finished my taxes
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Good morning timeline
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Kinda need Melly Jelly merch now ngl
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@stockpiledclay
Gay Gay Hunsecker
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Thinking about the guy Wikipedia deemed so visibly gay they put him at the top of the gaydar article
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Okay but why he eat?
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@rupauwl I really dgaf
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This will always be the funniest video I have ever seen
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@evadentz GROUP HUG!!
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Oh I know this mf is about to chow down on that millionaire meal
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YYAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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NOTHING compares to the lives and the edit. If you were there you NEVER will understand
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if it hasn’t been mentioned
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@PortaThottie
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Apparently last night my one roommate brought a girl home, showed her my other roommates hamster, the hamster then DIED, then they fucked in the shower
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THIS IS SENDING ME KEISIDISKFKDKLC
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Notice how everyone is either defending ME! or choosing abortion. NONE FOR YOU KATY PERRY
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Dream blunt rotation
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This was camp
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Act III
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Cover artworks for Acts I & II of Beyoncé’s three act project.
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BARBZ!!! GET HA!!!
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PLEEEEASSE she’s so stupid 😭😭😭
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Had a kid spell Chernobyl as “Trinoble” today…open the schools….
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Her…I’ll be thinking about her for awhile
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Y’all LITERALLY just be saying shit
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The Boston YAASSS Party
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Jesus deciding to be reborn and leave his tomb
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Harris Buttigieg 2024
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Can’t sleep...
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MET Gala list leaked!
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@branewyrms @homeofsexuals Which is why we CANT DEPLATORM HIM
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