NEW: The FTC uncovered a series of texts between big oil CEO Scott Sheffield and OPEC officials agreeing to limit oil production to raise prices.
They raked in huge profits, while their scheme cost consumers $200 billion a year in higher prices.
That’s about $3000 per family.
it's been a while since i've written more than a tweet
and there's nothing really insightful or worth reading here
but hey i wrote it so i'm posting it:
The Life and Times of Elmer Spud
or,
Shorting is Really Hard
or,
lets hope this is the top
$tsla $ba $ba.d
@elonmusk
to every idiot here trying to Ackshully me about taxes, Tesla itself said that
@elonmusk
made $0 in 2018. thus he paid $0 in taxes in 2018. but his company and customers have received billions in government subsidies, making elon worth $70b. He takes and does not give back.
alternate headline:
zillow, after impeding normal people from buying 7,000 houses and driving up the price of housing for everyone, will now sell 7,000 houses to an institutional investor who will enjoy consistent returns from forever-renters priced out of the market by zillow
@chamath
Like they always say you don't know what it means to suffer until you get to cash out $200m of $spce that you got for free at a price slightly less than you would have preferred
@elonmusk
@BernieSanders
Selling taxpayer-subsidized cars to the upper middle class ultimately powered by coal isn't doing a whole lot for the world, its just making you rich
The Untold Story of:
How Tesla Covered Up A Model S SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING
by BRIBING the customer (and then reneging on that bribe)
In order to not kill the company.
An Elmer Fudd Exclusive™️
$tsla $tslaq
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WHY THE FUCK DID TESLA BUILD 77000 CARS WHEN THEY ONLY SOLD 63000 AND ALREADY HAD A BUTTLOAD OF INVENTORY GOING INTO THIS
I GUESS FREMONT FACTORY SHUTDOWNS WOULD BE A BAD LOOK
BUT CMON $TSLA BOARD DONT YOU WANT CHAPTER 11 RATHER THAN 7??
$TSLAQ
great job on $mile,
@chamath
management is selling the company at $3.50/share after you hosed investors at $10
well done king. be glad that the SEC does not exist anymore
🚨🚨🚨 $TSLAQ RED ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
It has come to my attention that
@TeslaCharts
HAS NEVER EATEN A HOT POCKET
100 LIKES TO MAKE HIM DRIVE TO THE GROCERY STORE AND BUY ONE AND EAT IT
ITS THE LAST RITUAL NEEDED TO MAKE ELON FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY
$tsla
@elonmusk
remember when you fraudulently bailed out solar city (and yourself and your family) by pretending like this product was fully baked back then when it's still only half baked now?
Federal Reserve officials are considering lending cash directly to hedge funds through clearinghouses to ease stress in the repo market. But that could be a tough sell for policy makers.
INCREDIBLE TESLA UPDATE OF THE DAY:
Remember the guy that ran into all of those plastic construction barrels while on Slaughterpilot?
His car is going to cost $25k to fix.
$tsla $tslaq
"Returning my (Free) Model 3. Need Corporate Intervention."
hard to summarize this but it does indeed involve a free model 3, tesla collections, etc. gotta read all of the craziness
Already deleted from /r/teslamotors but elmer's got that quick finger
$tsla $tslaq
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About that Model Y higher seating position...
Great work
@elonmusk
This is the kind of elegant engineering solution you come up with when you have to create a fake car in a week after the world was (correctly) told the Model Y didn't exist
$tsla $tslaq
GREAT NEWS AMERICAN TAXPAYERS! YOU'LL BE BAILING OUT THE CRUISE INDUSTRY EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE SO UNAMERICAN THEY REGISTER THEIR COMPANIES OFFSHORE (TO PAY MINIMAL/NO US TAXES AND NOT DEAL WITH PESKY US LABOR LAW) - BUT DON'T WORRY OUR GOVERNMENT WILL LEAVE NO CORPORATION BEHIND!
NEW: Cruise industry not confident it could borrow from any of the existing loan programs bc of offshore registration.
Sr. admin official says bipartisan Senate grp working to ensure they can access one of the facilities--or else will seek a legislative fix in the next package.
#reportafraudday
I know this goes into a black hole at
@SEC_Enforcement
, but still, i'll happily waste 30 mins of my life to try to accelerate
@elonmusk
and $tsla's demise.
See something, say something. Do it, $tslaq.
(no comments on my writing. had a few. don't f'in @ me).