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This right here is a workhorse pillow. It has been in rotation for a decade and has never let anyone down. Just cover it up and let it do its job
Staying at my brothers and look at his pillow I’m going to be so sick
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Leaking pre cum when my wife of 10 years kisses me on the cheek because I love her
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Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he needs all of your attention❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2009 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter"?
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@KiranTheNomad
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Lol he's acting like he went to his dad's house for the weekend and is begging his mom to come pick him up
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Please don't take this as some how did he get her commentary. He is moving around like a gnat and Hall and Oats is playing it is annoying me
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Girls love tweeting like this about a guy who sold mids at community college in 2013
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Just came so hard my balls are flying around the room like a cartoon deflating balloon
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Literally how does this woman wipe her ass
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Girl who sucks you off and deep throats you as you cum and then after you collect yourselves she tells you to check your right pocket and it's full of your cum
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Going to the barber and showing them this picture
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Starting ozempic today I don't need it but I'm willing to pay $500 a month so that a diabetic can't have it
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@ClownShoesZomg
@GreenTextRepost
When compared to other countries of high income the US ranks last on patient outcomes.
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@AquaticSub
I'm sure he's a good dude I meant no personal harm I was just being an internet asshole
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He took a shit on the floor lol
Trying to make sure he's warm on the way to work today he's got important stuff to do
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I'm sorry I'm a 30 year old man that tweets like a girl with BPD. I don't act this way in real life this is like a purge for me its safer that I get it all out here
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@pastel_dallas
You remove the special cover, you bring daddy back the thingy, and you get a prize for being a good girl 😈
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I was thinking about this today and I think it might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on this site I'm really in awe
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Dude got fucking smoked get him off the track
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Idk who's old ass lab this is but we're chilling at the dog park. It started coughing and almost died I think
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Fartin
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@AtomEternal
How so? It was just one man gently talking to another while firmly grasping him and guiding his body. Then he pulled him in and lowered him down so he could finish. With nice music in the background.
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@punishedgarage
Dude it's so fucking confusing there. All the roads are massive too, like 18 fuckin lanes wide
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@_bradleyswade_
@CatgirlShagger
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I've never understood this argument at all. Addiction in itself is a mental disorder. You can be addicted to literally anything, because it's a mental disorder. Why do physical withdrawal symptoms play any part in the argument of why it's "not addictive?"
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@parsley_boi
Its even worse my friend messaged it to me and I tweeted it; it was double stolen
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Being gay looks so much fucking fun
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In 11th grade I used one of those "ask me anonymous questions!" sites to tell a girl I wanted to "twirl her pubic hairs with my tongue" and I forgot to click the ask anonymously button while I was logged in
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@odds_n_evans
I'm willing to spend the rest of my student loan money that I've been granted to invest in this
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Every day my dog growls at me until I go wrestle with him in the living room and then lay on the floor with him
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@atremblingsky
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It's not just like any child either, like the neighbors kid or something. It's his sister's child. His own family, and seemingly the closest substitute he has to a child of his own. Egh, this makes me uncomfortable.
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@ThatsLandry
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"He filled our fridge with yogurt, and then bought another fridge, and then another mini fridge"
"he's not a hoarder"
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@StrangestMedia
I like what looks like the employee in the back who probably sees this like once a week lol
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@DaylightElise
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It's a meme about when a player isn't good enough to make it in the NBA they go play in China
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@rjohnson344452
It's basically a turd that the ship is dropping, bet it feels better for the ships hole
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Saw some guy getting his dick sucked by 5 beautiful women on the TL today and I went to his page and it was all just girls telling him they wanted to fuck him and it made me want to kill myself
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I love my tiny dog so much. Playing with a tennis ball, somehow gets the entire thing stuck in his tiny mouth, and gags and projectile vomits his stomach water all over my comforter
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