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hey sexy did you fall out of a plane? because you forgot your parachute

23. she/her. new zealand :)
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@katiecantspell
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3 years
microdosing hell by waking up every morning
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3 years
(taking nudes) ok now let’s do a silly one
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4 years
HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD ON BUTT HAND ON TITTY KISS ON NECK HELL YEAH!
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2 years
i have several questions to ask people about this. the questions will come later. for now please tell me if this is real 4 u
this is real 4 me
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this is not real 4 me
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not guy.want 2 see result
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2 years
just did the math (woman in stem btw if anyone thinks that’s hot) on the poll and it looks like 11% of men do this. over 1 in 10 !!! this is not a risk i can keep taking.
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2 years
ok so what i need now is someone who thinks like this that will volunteer to let me write my thesis about u
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4 years
@autogynefiles “hey siri remind me to tweet (perfect idea)” while fucking
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2 years
sorry nearly forgot the cw for new zealand accent my bad
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3 years
it’s ok if ur only priority right now is being hot
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4 years
boy initials from best to worst 1. m 2. h 3. a 4. p 5. r 6. s 7. n 8. l 9. w 10. g 11. i 12. u 13. t 14. x 15. e 16. v 17. o 18. f 19. k 20. z 21. d 22. y 23. c 24. b 25. q 26. j :) this isn’t a discussion.
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4 years
saying “i’m so wet” during sex - boring - overused - not funny saying “respect the drip, karen” - less boring - still not funny - you’re no longer having sex
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5 years
onision spends more talking to kids than he does washing his hair, bro you worried about the wrong grooming
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why has onision put on his 2006 Adidas predators for his court hearing
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3 years
so we’re all just going to like a tweet from some bitch who doesn’t even know what microdosing is
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4 years
short girls tall boys 🤝 acting like their height is a personality trait
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2 years
@iamacrux i’ll tell them to pipe down
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4 years
SHOUTOUT to everyone who is a: - Virgo - CANCER - Leo - ARIES - Aquarius - SCORPIO - Sagittarius you’re all GAY and HORNY and SAD
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4 years
a group chat where everyone is given one designated day to speak and everyone else can only react
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3 years
@MsRebeccaBlack rebecca would u ever kiss a girl if the girl was me
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@tinastoopider right !! bc this is soooo evil
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would you lick pasta sauce off my titties yes or no
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@viirgoslut i wonder if it happens if it’s not with a woman
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nipple piercings through shirts. that is the tweet.
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4 years
throat hurts. anyone’s dick wanna kiss it better.
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4 years
the exact same five tweets about coronavirus but coronavirus worded slightly different 🤝 going viral
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4 years
is it rude to send a guy the link to the wikihow on eating pussy?
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4 years
in the spirit of over-committing to the bit, who unironically wants to be added to this.
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4 years
a group chat where everyone is given one designated day to speak and everyone else can only react
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4 years
@delingerchance @autogynefiles all i remember is was something to do with butthole vs whole butt
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3 years
40k ??? one of u has GOT to be my soulmate that’s like 10% of the adults in the world
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when you hear “that’s the girl that sucked 19 dicks in one night” as you walk past 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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katie ✨
4 years
personally i’m a huge fan of when you’re kissing and then you are making out
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katie ✨
2 years
@BroHanzo brohanzo it sounds like ur ok i think and not whatever was going on with the guys above
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4 years
are you horny or are you just touch starved?
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4 years
ur dating to marry, i’m dating bc kissing feels nice :)
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4 years
@desktwink I LOVE FRANK LASANGA
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4 years
if you’re a guy and i like your tweets there is a reason and i promise you the reason is not that you’re funny
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4 years
i would be a terrible girlfriend but a fantastic cum slut
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4 years
have to add extra a’s when i say lmao because there is a lot of ass to laugh off
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katie ✨
3 years
if ur dating someone do u have to follow them back even if their posts are bad?
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katie ✨
4 years
do you think bernie will let you guys use the metric system like a normal country?
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2 years
@godcantkillme @jonny_bruhvo truly !!!!!! they need to come with a warning if they’re like this
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katie ✨
4 years
why do they all want to cum on eileen so bad?
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katie ✨
2 years
every time i meet a british person irl it’s so jarring. ppl shouldn’t sound like tht
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katie ✨
4 years
thinking about titties
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katie ✨
4 years
do men understand that when i am saying “omg your hands are so big!!” what i really mean is “haha could you please choke me”
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katie ✨
3 years
btw just btw my dms r open if anyone (hot girls) wanted to share their thoughts on this tweet btw
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5 years
straight girls don’t lose their virginity until the guy makes them cum
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katie ✨
4 years
“casual sex” implies the existence of an ability to not immediately fall in love with anyone who touches me
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katie ✨
5 years
yeah sex is fun, but have you ever opened your phone and had over 10 twitter notifications 😩😩😩
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katie ✨
4 years
do i want a boyfriend or do i just want someone to tell me they like my boobs
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katie ✨
4 years
have a breakdown and tweet about my trauma or have a breakdown and tweet pictures of my tits? hmmm big decisions to be made
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3 years
have u considered that maybe the reason no one cares about men’s day is that men are not hot girls
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katie ✨
5 years
if any girl who looks like this could acknowledge my existence even for two seconds, literally even if it was to call me an ugly rat, i would never be sad again
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michaela okland
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Do u like my fuzzy socks
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i did not know what sex was until twitter
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katie ✨
4 years
if you’re awake right now it’s because you’re super hot and sexy and attractive and cute
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4 years
it’s need a hand on my thigh while we watch a movie and ignore the overwhelming sexual tension hours
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katie ✨
4 years
is ok boomer girl actually in a relationship? like it’s totally fine if she is but i just really thought she’d maybe let me know? haha like i’m chill about it, it’s ok but she really should’ve told me and made sure i was alright with it. it’s fine though i’m not upset at all.
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the bravest thing a person can do is leave the house every once in a while
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katie ✨
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i understand why all of john green’s characters die. if i were in one of his books i would also end my shit.
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katie ✨
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trump announcing this at peak horny twitter hours was such a choice
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@J_K_Chesterton this is interesting !adding it to things im going to do an experiment about some day
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the venn diagram of girls i want to fuck and girls i want to look like is a circle
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