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@BruceFeldmanCFB
Would not be surprised if I took a big swing to try and pry Katy Perry away from Orlando Bloom now
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@RufusPeabody
@UnabatedSports
Thanks for tweeting this so publicly so that the good people at the sportsbook can find it easily and change the teaser prices on you faster than you can say, “Wait who fucked my wife?”
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Congrats to the shrap cucks at
@UnabatedSports
for releasing their handy dandy teaser tool so that legal books across the country could ensure that 0.0000 +EV teaser prices will ever be available again. Great sustainable business model!!
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“I understand variance,” guy says, as he proceeds to proclaim how variance does not exist
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Two days of legal sports betting in Massachusetts and these cucks couldn’t take it anymore
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ATTN: We will have a CFB release today at 1:45pm ET. That is 15 minutes before Circa World Openers are even posted. We do this because we are sharper than Circa so we know the locks before lines are even up. Stay tuned
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@betlikeharout
Nothing like office desk workers who click buttons all day thinking they’re actually swashbuckling soldiers marching the battlefield during the 1800s
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@coan_henry
@ChrisVannini
@Citadel1842
But they’re not called the Citadel Missiles, so it’s not nearly as good
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Nothing screams success and profitability like dealing a 34c line on a CFP spread one day before game. Great job Kambi!
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@armenianbettor
NCAAB:
@SamkonModels
NCAAF:
@BradPowers7
MLB:
@berrywolff29
NBA:
@BenTheBettor
NHL:
@TortsTheTort
NFL:
@SharpFootball
ATP:
@Tkebetting
WTA:
@ClayTravis
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Btw this isn't a shitpost. It took less than three weeks after they touted their teaser tool for FanDuel to realize how bad their prices were and proceeded to nuke them to smithereens. Great value for clients and bettors alike!
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Lol at the sharp circlejerk of “wowee he can bet X amount at Bovada what a loser” as if there aren’t ways to finesse the easiest book to finesse in the world
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He's selling $700k worth of private stock in the company but nooooooooooooooo it's not about financial gain gfy
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One year in and I can't say enough good things about
@betstamp
. (I swear
@robpizzola
is too broke to pay me to shill.) Automated grading/CLV, detailed analysis and tagging features render even the best spreadsheets clunky.
@julianpacker
great responsiveness to feedback as well
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How fragile can modern masculinity be, look no further than those who challenge ppl to fights bc someone was mean to him on the internet lol
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Nothing screams successful winning syndicate like these tweets. Holy shit where can I sign up???
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I can’t believe I used to seriously watch college basketball nearly every day for three seasons. No wonder I became an unstable, impatient asshat. What the fuck is all of this garbage
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Zylbo has gone silent but for those who are hardcore trolls, when he comes back please don’t forget to remind him that he went 0-3 during Wild Card weekend
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Sick and tired of this stupid W-2 lenders' bias. FICO score 780, <10% debt-to-income ratio, 100k self-employment income, can't get pre-approved for a 4% APR auto loan. Meanwhile a 40k W-2 gets full boat on million dollar homes. Tell me more about how crypto is the scam
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Tell me you don’t understand shit about betting without telling me you don’t understand shit about betting
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CFB touts be like WOW would you look at that, CRIS and Circa are already dealing 1k limits on totals OH BOY gotta release the plays now to the fish so they can kowtow to me for my 5.5% vig CLV
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Sup hope you're enjoying your communal pool in your affordable housing apartment complex. Thanks for letting all of us know where you live!
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@LavishLifeEric
@FDSportsbook
@FanDuel_Support
“I want consistency!!!!” he shouts, as he fishes under his mom’s couch cushions to find a debit card to reload $50 into his account
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1/22 UFC Ciryl Gane -140 to -150
Could get better odds later tonight if more fish like
@JoeyKnish22
bet a bum Ngannou against the most mobile and technical heavyweight in UFC history, but -140 is low enough for a good-sized play
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The face of a man tired of Darren Rovell’s bullshit. Also someone give
@JeffreyBenson12
some Rogaine and a protein shake jeez
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@JoeyKnish22
You know you can just say the two of you had great phone sex right. We don't kink shame, it's fine bro
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Number one thing I'll miss when I inevitably leave this cesspool of a racket is the surprise Venmo/PayPal money that comes in at random times lol
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This garbage Barstool commentary is totally braindead. The fact that this is a growth company tells you all you need to know about the IQ of the avg American. Lord have mercy on your idiot souls ffs
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Hitting 36% on totals over six weeks in a medium liquidity Asian baseball market might sound hard to do, but against all odds ya boy still got it done!! DMs open if anyone wants to learn from the best in the business 😮💨😮💨
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Also I now understand how Alan Boston got the way he is if he really did this shit for like two decades ffs
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@topdownapproach
@BrettFavre444
@WynnBET
@lindetrain
Weird how the system errors never give me any -105 lines!
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I’ll take “Things That Didn’t Happen” for $800, Alex
One of my son’s just mentioned to me that the Super Bowl is tomorrow. I had no idea. I’ve had tunnel vision lately with these fights the past few months. Eyes on the prize.
#UFC271
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@scottbadberg
@PeteThamel
@barstoolsports
@BarstoolBigCat
@stoolpresidente
They’re not gonna fuck you bro
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This is so desperate it’s pathetically hilarious. Knish was always posting on behalf of his friend. You owe another guy money. Your poverty hockey career is over, go back to being a broke 19-year-old bookie again.
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@capjack2000
@MikeVivian
@JoeyKnish22
Yeah you are in the know and clean up all the hidden mispricings at all of the books! That is why spend your your time making how-to YouTube videos and selling calculator subscriptions
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Tonight is a historic night to sit in a sportsbook near the hood and see all the stunned faces in disbelief that their Savior Deion isn't covering 4 scores in a rivalry game
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Usually not on the perennial
@CircaSports
suckoff train but props to
@MMpact
for not budging on the
@TheTailgateTent
releases. When the square touts release, that's when you can drop the piss jar and take your bathroom break!
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Can’t stop laughing at this photo of a grandpa ref checking his 6-team parlay on 1bv 😭😭😭
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2021: THE YEAR of guys that have
NO CLUE (or ability) on how to win at gambling and sports betting, appearing EVERYWHERE,
Telling people how to win at gambling and sports betting.
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The Gambling Twitter equivalent of that uncle who still talks about his 250-yd passing season during high school JV football
In 2015 I made Western Kentucky -3 over Vanderbilt
A book opened Western Kentucky +17.5 and I hit it 12 times until I was locked out.
The line closed Vanderbilt -3
The final score was Western Kentucky 14-12
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The idiots who laid -3.5 this AM on dead coach angle cash all the same. Brb going to drink bleach
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Show these to your square football buddies next time they say gambling professionally “must be so cool”
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Me: It is very hard to win at gambling. The market is flooded with people who are smarter, faster, and richer than you are.
Me, after this video: Ok nvm ez lyfe like I always said
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"It's always gonna be OHIO ST AGAINST THE WORLD!!!" shouts Ryan Day, as he marches marches off the field tied 10-10 with Maryland at halftime at home
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@KyleP2323
@TheRealMugatu
@JoeyKnish22
@spankodds
@DonBestSports
Fair. Then maybe don’t use clown emojis for something you don’t understand. Great self-own material
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@KirkEvans0
@dlGgSyeTaGaiN
This is a poll from an acct with a TMZ parody logo on it. It's not that serious
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Someone tell these cucks that buriedhorse isn’t gonna fuck them at the end of the interview to pay for a tout service
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Gotta say, I’ve been poor in my life but never this poor or desperate. What a spectacle
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@AlexMonahan100
@caleb_blazer
A lack of hustle and grind as an explanation for why most Americans are broke is exactly the kind of opinion a white Stanford man would have online
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Y'all thought I was kidding? Best in the business at grooming accounts. Can't get limited if you never win. DMs open for those who aspire to attain the coveted status of "BALANCE: $0.00"
Hitting 36% on totals over six weeks in a medium liquidity Asian baseball market might sound hard to do, but against all odds ya boy still got it done!! DMs open if anyone wants to learn from the best in the business 😮💨😮💨
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KIV deferring to Vegas Refund about a math question is the current state of sports betting media now and likely forever. Complete race to the bottom to find the worst content to spoon-feed to the chumps who will consume anything. What a time to be alive
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12/31 CFB 272 Alabama -7 (2x)
Sure it's gameday, efficient markets blah blah but why this line has stayed within one score befuzzles me. KSU won Big 12 in OT, got outplayed by Texas, gives up 30+ weekly, but will keep it close with Young/Anderson in? I'll pay to find out
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@RadioShorty
@MarcRyanOnAir
@CoachSBeamer
@TheFanUpstate
@Audacy
You don't look or sound smarter tweeting this out, nor will you get any richer, but keep pretending tho. Maybe Beamer will send you some nudes if you reply enough
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The shameless grifting for fake Internet points just never ends. Great actionable 5pm CBB opener that’s moved 3.5 pts in 90 min at Kambi from the geniuses
@HitTheBooksHQ
. Unreal levels of cuck
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It brings me much sadness to report that
@robpizzola
has challenged me to a Pokémon Battle to the death in the most backhanded way possible
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@SethBurn
@MattZylbert
@RufusPeabody
@logan_matthews9
@capjack2000
@jeffma
@BetTheProcess
Omfg even when he’s on our side of the argument he somehow picks the WORST angle to come at it
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How is betting content in 2023? Here’s
@D_Farmer
wondering “what do we not know” (spoiler: a lot) about BYU moving from -2.5 to -1. He “assumes it is a market mistake” (spoiler: BYU is +1 now). Also says he thinks 1 sack = 2/3 turnover. We are not worthy of this man’s genius 🙏🏻
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Woke up at 6am to sweat baseball in a language I don’t understand, but after reading a few choice threads on this website I now wish that I didn’t understand English
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Who’s gonna break it to him?
As the test went on, I felt dumb. How could I have been doing this every day for so many years, and never even have been close to having a thought process that works like this? The simplification of the training was incredible. How could I have made it so complicated?
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Tired of grown men who hardcore believe in angels but yes crypto is the scam ok got it bud. Hope you can pray your way into retirement bc it certainly ain't happening through State Farm insurance sales
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The best response to a shitty ass sports take IRL is "yeah man I think you're right, in fact lemme take that bet real quick that's how right I think you are, go get 'em"
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