Dave Hartman
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Fantasy Writer at SBNation/Big Blue View & Creator/Writer The Pigskin Papers; 🏈ATB Fantasy pod co-host, #SFB 12-14, ⛷, ⛳️, 🥾, #vermont , GD, LGI, LGM , #gofins
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@JennaEllisEsq
As one lawyer to another…it’s hard to imagine just how badly you’ve screwed up. First a judge censures you for lying, then this. Did you even take a legal ethics class in law school? Did you pass the MPRE Exam? Frightening. BUT - You reap what you sow…
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@SenKatieBritt
Take 1 Karen, add 1 robot, then add the wife on the Handmaid’s Tale, put it all in the food processor right here in this great kitchen, “pulse” for 2 minutes, and viola!!!
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@JennaEllisEsq
@RandyHeyyyy
Things you won’t be keeping:
1. Your law license
2. Your freedom
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@MikeCollinsGA
It’s the great trucker boycott part 2! You should speak with Chicago Ray who bravely led the first one for a few hours before he totally backpedaled and chickened out.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Imagine if NFL teams sued the league every time they didn’t like an opponent on their schedule.
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@DineshDSouza
1776? This document was ratified in 1789. And none of the signers were convicted felons.
But besides those glaring inaccuracies, you do have a point - we all remember when John Adams banged that harlot Hester Prynne while Abigail was pregnant with John Quincy, and then he paid
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@RonFilipkowski
Yeah, that’s what has mocked the institution. Not her colleague giving out handies in a public theater.
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@DerrickEvans_WV
You cried in front of the judge, begged for forgiveness and mercy, and pled guilty.
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@MonicaCrowley
So the feds called and organized the rally?
They tweeted out to “come to DC, will be Wild?” They invited the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers, and organized them and armed them with bear spray, pepper spray, BP vests, tactical gear, etc? Really? That was all the feds?
And they did
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@Bubblebathgirl
@RoKhanna
Now do the guy who was POTUS in between those 2, who in just one term added a massive sum ($8T) to the national debt, used to call himself the king of debt, and has used the bankruptcy laws multiple times to get out of paying his debts. Why’d you leave him out of your analysis?
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@DadVanguard
@krassenstein
This isn’t the trial. That happened before and he had an opportunity to defend himself. He lost. This is now only about the damages he’s going to be ordered to pay.
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Looking back to when you were a kid, who was your first sports hero?
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@TheOnlyEsta
Shapiro, Kelly or Cooper makes the most sense from the standpoint of trying to win
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@atensnut
In related news, the 49ers won the Super Bowl, Germany won World War II, and Juanita won an intelligence competition.
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@JennaEllisEsq
You’ve spent the last 3-4 years openly mocking God, and now you are reaping what you’ve sown. Seems pretty straightforward to me. A truly devout person would self-reflect, course-correct, and repent.
Have a great day.
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@Acyn
Really Lins?
Mitch M, right after the J6 Impeachment trial:
“President Trump is still liable for everything he did while in office," he said. "He didn't get away with anything yet. We have a criminal justice system in this country. We have civil litigation."
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@SenKatieBritt
I thought cooking and cleaning and keeping your man happy came first?
Or how about acting? Your career got off to a rough start the other night but maybe some coaching?
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You need a 50 yard FG to tie or win the game. Justin Tucker isn’t available. What kicker (past or present) are you bringing in to take that kick?
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@RepJamesComer
@POTUS
@GOPoversight
The inescapable reality is that you still have nothing. But let’s learn about your shady land deals and family dealings.
🤡 show.
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@EricTrump
You spoke with every New Yorker?
Believes what? The facts are already established and Cohen already went to prison because of this matter. This New Yorker knows exactly what your father did. He did the same thing to your mom, repeatedly. And to Tiffany’s mom. Remember???
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@dutchessprim
It’s a bit paranoid that you responded to this post from a stranger - from thousands of miles away and not knowing the person who posted. And yet you thought it was fine to lecture him/her about their life and their family. And now you’re using the “you’ve never met me” defense?
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@newtgingrich
Newt impeached Clinton for having an affair with his intern while Newt was…wait for it…having an affair with his intern. He was later run out of Washington and is now completely irrelevant. Who cares what this disgraced clown thinks???
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Out of all of your favorite teams, across all sports, which one do you most want to see win a Championship?
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Who is the dirtiest NFL player that you ever saw play?
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@FrankMikeDavis1
That’s Jodie Foster - right around the time she was a guest star on The Partridge Family and before she was Becky Thatcher in Tom Sawyer.
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Is this Mike McCarthy’s last game as the Dallas Head Coach?
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@PowellAnalytics
Tommy DeVito. 3 straight wins, with 5TD and 0 INT in those games, and then it was over as suddenly as it started.
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If you could change one rule in the NFL, what would it be?
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@RichardGrenell
Rephrasing: when your idolatry for one man dwarfs your respect for the constitution and the rule of law, it’s time to rethink your priorities.
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@JennaEllisEsq
@RobertKennedyJr
You aren’t going to be eligible to cast a ballot in November, 2024. I hate to break it to you.
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@DerrickEvans_WV
Nah - just people that love our country, and know that this clown Derrick pled guilty, begged for forgiveness, wept to the Judge, snitched on other J6 rioters, and is now trying to pretend none of that happened. And amazingly, you believe him….
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Who is your favorite current NFL player who does NOT play (and has never played) for your favorite NFL team?
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How much of the World Series do you plan on watching? All of it, a lot of it, some of it, a little of it, or none of it?
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@billbarnwell
wait, is that Darren Sharper chasing him? One of the most hardest hitting safeties IN THE LEAGUE???
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@BasedMikeLee
Wow - a U.S. Senator so easily falling for an obvious Twitter prank. Way to do your constituents proud. What an embarrassment this guy is.
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@CollinRugg
This: Lives in your head rent free, and for more than 2 years, makes you cry like a baby every single day.
Now do the PAB’s 4 years - all he did was rage tweet, play golf, and overcharge the secret service to stay at his properties when he golfed.
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@harrylitman
On what grounds? Pretty rare for scotus to take an appeal of a criminal case much less overturn a criminal conviction by a jury, absent some sort of constitutional violation of 4th, 5th, 6th or 14th amendment rights. But you knew that, right?
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@JennaEllisEsq
You’ve been indicted, and censured by a Judge for lying. Who are you to pass judgment on anyone?
The next time you’re on here begging for money, use some of it to buy a mirror.
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@DineshDSouza
Obama got re-elected by America’s voters. Trump didn’t.
That’s pretty much the most important stat.
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@DerrickEvans_WV
You had courage?? You cried to the judge, said you were sorry, begged for mercy and leniency, & expressed regret…
I don’t know what’s worse - trying to rewrite your own pathetic history to pretend you aren’t a coward (you are), or trying to make money off of your cowardice.
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@kyleRocks13
@EricTrump
Did you watch in disgust when he rawdogged a porn actress right after his 3rd wife gave birth to his 5th kid, making it a trifecta of cheating on all of his wives? And the paid her off to stay quiet? Then lied about it and tried to cover it up?
If you’re a person of faith or
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You get offered 2 tickets to any one of the following sporting events - which one are you taking?
2023 Masters 4 day pass
2023 Kentucky Derby
2023 Indy 500
2023 US Open Tennis finals (mens and women’s)
2023 NCAA Final Four (all 3 games)
2024 Super Bowl
2024 BCS Champ. game
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@JackPosobiec
I’m paying attention. Trump and his cronies are a bunch of criminals, who tried to steal an election after losing.
FA, FO.
Pete will love jail. Especially their version of the “Green Bay Sweep.”
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@BKesquire
@JennaEllisEsq
A good word to describe her: Disgrace. And she makes it worse with holier than thou tweets like these.
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@1623Decendent
@Chicago1Ray
He testified under oath that he had over $400M cash on hand. Want the transcript? I can send it. Can you read though?
He also can get equity out of his properties if they aren’t mortgaged to the hilt already. I have a HS diploma, a college degree, and a law degree. You?
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@catturd2
Phil: I killed my dog by accident.
Me: Thanks, now I know for sure that Phil killed his dog on purpose.
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@DorothyStangle
@TheLeoTerrell
Sure they will. What they won’t be doing is crying that it was rigged, or attacking the judge or jury.
See how it’s done when you actually respect the rule of law, and stand for law and order?
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What grade would you give your favorite NFL team for the first 4 weeks of the season? Gifs welcome.
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How are you feeling about your NFL team after 2 weeks? Show me some gifs (and tell me which team)!
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@SteveLovesAmmo
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Cohen already went to prison for this same criminal activity. How did you miss that?
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Which NFL week 6 GAME are you most looking forward to watching?
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@GOPChairwoman
@AbrahamHamadeh
Where was your tweet when the 2020 recount in WIS added close to 100 votes for the current POTUS? Surely that enraged you?
Recounts of elections with millions of votes cast always produce a difference of a very tiny fraction - that’s why they’re done in really close races.
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@ACTBrigitte
You send out about 5-10 highly divisive rage-tweets every day. And others like you. All in pathetic, knee-bending service to the most divisive person in the country. So…no, gotta disagree with you.
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Who is your CURRENT favorite announcing duo for NFL games?
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What is your all-time favorite Touchdown celebration? Gifs welcome…
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@molmccann
Wait, you can’t possibly be an attorney with a take like this.
This is prosecution 101 - lenient plea deals for those closer to the bottom to get proffered testimony vs. those at the top and if she reneges she loses her deal. So there’s an incentive.
Back to school for you!!!
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What grade would you give your favorite NFL team for its Week 7 performance? GIFs welcome, and tell me which team.
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@BereanVeteran
@laurenboebert
Let me guess - just like with an election, it’s only fair (in your mind) if he wins??
Once again the crybabies are out in full force. Must be exhausting.
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@Jim_Jordan
The Capitol Police would like a word.
This is like saying nobody had the backs of the OSU wrestling team more than you did.
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Who is the dirtiest player of all time, across all sports?
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@JosephPino_
@krassenstein
We?
I don’t think keyboard warriors whose feelings are hurt get to do investigations. [checks notes]. Yeah, not happening.
Election interference - laughable. This was a civil suit, brought by a plaintiff. He’s simply the residing judge that got assigned the case.
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What is your all-time favorite Chris Berman nickname for a player?
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@Siriusblack625
@LeadingReport
They’re too lazy to do that. When you have hurt feelings it’s easier to just believe everything the liars tell you.
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